Ivanka Trump and Topher Grace get it on

October 31st, 2006 // 185 Comments
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Comments (185)

  1. Pagan Queen | October 31, 2006 at 10:23 am

    First, oh please oh please oh please!

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  2. Pagan Queen | October 31, 2006 at 10:24 am

    wooooooohooooooooo Happy New Year to me!!

    OMFG What a horrid Halloween costume!

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  3. nicholelibra | October 31, 2006 at 10:27 am

    I agree, really bad costume. It seems like the richer they get the worse the taste. I could make a better costume with a roll of toilet tissue and paperclips.

    Topher Grace is hot in an average person sort of way. The eyes have it. Way better (and straiter) than Lance.

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  4. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 10:27 am

    Nice hair helmut. How old is she again? 68? 70?

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  5. HolisticWisdomcom | October 31, 2006 at 10:29 am

    Oh, how cute she dressed up as a The Cat in the Hat’s date. Hawt! LOL

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  6. Italian Stallion | October 31, 2006 at 10:29 am

    I love cake………

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  7. seyoboy | October 31, 2006 at 10:29 am

    She is real hottie,i wish i was donald

    http://celebcorner.blogspot.com/

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  8. ponk | October 31, 2006 at 10:31 am

    somebody is waiting for the mothership to return. There’s a line of homeless people outside her house just waiting to turn that dress in at the recycling center for scrap aluminum.

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  9. BigJim | October 31, 2006 at 10:31 am

    Rumors aren’t the only thing she squashed. This bitch probably has about 50 pounds on poor Topher. That bastard can’t let anyone heavier that Nichole Ritchie climb on top of him.

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  10. Pagan Queen | October 31, 2006 at 10:32 am

    I think she won the Duck Tape award for creating fashions with it and she went the extra mile in creating fake hair. Bravo. With all that money DOES come exceptional skilz!

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  11. commissioner | October 31, 2006 at 10:35 am

    Man, if she had her makeup professionally done and that’s the best they could do, I bet she’s super scary without it. I thought she was hot?

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  12. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 10:35 am

    All right Forman!

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  13. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 10:36 am

    Her father has the hots for her. Ew. Donald has a new slogan, “Ivanka Fuck My Own Daughter!”

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  14. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 10:37 am

    Who is she, The Queen of De-Nile?

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  15. Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 31, 2006 at 10:39 am

    Why do all these bitches in Hollywood have the wonk eye????

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  16. biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 10:41 am

    Why do her facial expressions make one think she has a turd the size of a baby’s arm lodged inside her asshole? Get some exlax, grab a hold of the handicapped bars & unleash hell on a toilet. And maybe don’t have so much plastic surgery at such a young age, your mother waited until she was at least 30 to do that shit.

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  17. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 10:41 am

    Her nose is bigger than Feed_Me_Chocolate’s.

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  18. Shaun | October 31, 2006 at 10:42 am

    She missed the Austin Powers auditions by several years. She kind of looks like a stupid Paris Hilton if that is possible. She has the beak of Mr. Trump though. ;-)

    http://www.digital-six.net

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  19. Jacquelantern | October 31, 2006 at 10:47 am

    I think she got the fabric for her costume from her dad’s guilded(gold) out penthouse drapery… you know the whole sound of music thing…

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  20. biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 10:48 am

    She resembles an older, fatter & dumber Lisa Kudrow, you know, from TV’s “Friends”.

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  21. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 10:50 am

    20–BINGO!

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  22. Pagan Queen | October 31, 2006 at 10:50 am

    Looks like she is singing “Smelly Cat”

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  23. BigJim | October 31, 2006 at 10:54 am

    Not really the right thread, but it looks like we’ve got this whole blonkey this ass backwards: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blonkey

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  24. tweetyeyes | October 31, 2006 at 10:54 am

    And I care how? She looks more like a man than her father!

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  25. biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 10:56 am

    #19, thanks for clarifying for all of us retards what guilded means. I thought it meant just years of irish Catholic guilt all lumped together but it apparently means GOLD. Like a pot of irish gold… I see what’s happening here. You teach 5th grade social studies don’t you?

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  26. pinky_nip | October 31, 2006 at 10:57 am

    All that money and she looks likes a chick from Jersey.

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  27. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 10:59 am

    I’d like the opportunity to kick her in the pussy.

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  28. laikiska | October 31, 2006 at 11:04 am

    has anyone ever told her that horizontal stripes aren’t flattering???

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  29. pinky_nip | October 31, 2006 at 11:04 am

    I’d like to give her the ole’ pancreatic punch.

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  30. biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 11:05 am

    #26, chances are she was conceived in Atlantic City, if the foo shits wear it.

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  31. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 11:08 am

    She wishes she looks like a chick from Jersey.

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  32. DJSS00 | October 31, 2006 at 11:09 am

    I’m not sure why everyones ragging on Ivanka, I’m sure her bits probably taste rather nice….although that pic of Lindsay underneath…thats probably what tastes like squash..

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  33. krisdylee | October 31, 2006 at 11:12 am

    I’d like the opportunity to karate chop her in the urethra.

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  34. serial snarkalec | October 31, 2006 at 11:16 am

    May the ghosts of the muskrats that died for that ugly carcass of a coat gnaw through her false eyelashes down through her double chin.

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  35. Jacquelantern | October 31, 2006 at 11:19 am

    #25 No… I’m an interior designer… I was just trying to be helpful, that’s all…

    “I thought it meant just years of irish Catholic guilt all lumped together but it apparently means GOLD.” lol… that’s funny

    But seriously… you don’t have to be such a bitch about it…

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  36. Kiki | October 31, 2006 at 11:21 am

    Why do people with money buy ugly things?? It’s like a war over who can have the stupidiest, ugliest things!?!?!
    I can’t wait until they’re poor.

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  37. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 11:24 am

    35–She does have to be a bitch about it….her name is Biatcho. She can’t very well not be a bitch, because then her name would be Rebecca of Sunnybrook Fucking Farms.

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  38. biatcho | October 31, 2006 at 11:25 am

    That’s the way I roll. Get to know me.

    And the social studies thing was a rhetorical question…

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  39. leewhee | October 31, 2006 at 11:28 am

    She’s pretty in an ugly sort of way. Great rack though even if it’s man-made. Wonder if they’re titanium?

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  40. Jacquelantern | October 31, 2006 at 11:33 am

    37 & 38 hahaha… just joking around… wanted to see if I could get a huge fight started… j/k kinda…(I’m bored)

    This is bringing back memories of that Greek Chick that was a huge bitch… She was going to the “Salon” in her limo or some crap like that… u remember right?

    jrzmommy… u r an inspiration to the fish… *tear*

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  41. eatyourfeedback | October 31, 2006 at 11:34 am

    She’s still better looking than Ho-Bag Hilton, even though her outfit is horrendous.

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  42. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 11:36 am

    I want to knee her in the spleen!

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  43. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 11:38 am

    I’m currently chewing a piece of Original Flavored Dubble Bubble — not the kind that tastes like dumb old Bazooka Bubble Gum, but the kind that has a little spice, almost like a Canada Mint flavor to it. Haven’t had it in YEARS because the punks at DB changed their formula. I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!! SOMEONE GIVE ME A GODDAMMED COUCH TO JUMP UP AND DOWN ON!

    I think I’ve had too much sugar.

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  44. RichPort | October 31, 2006 at 11:40 am

    #23 – Yea, I caught after I thought I was being overly creative. I like my definition better.

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  45. ApacheRose | October 31, 2006 at 11:41 am

    Goddamn, looks like she was getting busy in the limo on the way to the party or something. That dress is looking a little used and abused. (So’s her face, but getting a new outfit is faster and cheaper than the massive facial reconstruction she needs.) Jeez, how old is this chick?

    Smelly cat, smelly cat
    What are they feeding you…

    Yep, looks like Phoebe.

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  46. Brain Embolism | October 31, 2006 at 11:41 am

    @43 – There’s a “GODDAMMED COUCH” in your padded cell!

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  47. jrzmommy | October 31, 2006 at 11:43 am

    Brain—I’m bouncing with no padding today my friend! You sound cranky…..you need to eat some Dots…Dots taste like happy.

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  48. PapaHotNuts | October 31, 2006 at 11:46 am

    I’m going to steal Heather McCartney-Mill’s fake leg and dress up as a Fake Leg Saleman for Halloween tonight.

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  49. IFuckingHateYou | October 31, 2006 at 11:48 am

    She’s an ugly fucking bitch.
    I’d have to agree with some of the statements above that she looks like Phoebe, so I’m guessing that within the next couple of months there’s going to be a sex tape leaked of The Donald fucking Lisa Kudrow and screaming “Who’s your Daddy Ivanka!”

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  50. Jade - The Gossip Girls | October 31, 2006 at 11:50 am

    Hmm, she sure doesn’t photograph well – does she. She’s actually a pretty girl though, I saw her once. At first glance though when I saw the picture I mistook her for Paris when I was scrolling down the page, but once I stopped and looked closer she doesn’t really at all.

    Topher Grace is hot though :)

    Kayla
    http://www.celebrity-gossip.net

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