Ivanka Trump and Topher Grace get it on

October 31st, 2006 // 185 Comments

  1. Pagan Queen

    First, oh please oh please oh please!

  2. Pagan Queen

    wooooooohooooooooo Happy New Year to me!!

    OMFG What a horrid Halloween costume!

  3. nicholelibra

    I agree, really bad costume. It seems like the richer they get the worse the taste. I could make a better costume with a roll of toilet tissue and paperclips.

    Topher Grace is hot in an average person sort of way. The eyes have it. Way better (and straiter) than Lance.

  4. jrzmommy

    Nice hair helmut. How old is she again? 68? 70?

  5. Oh, how cute she dressed up as a The Cat in the Hat’s date. Hawt! LOL


  6. Italian Stallion

    I love cake………

  7. She is real hottie,i wish i was donald


  8. somebody is waiting for the mothership to return. There’s a line of homeless people outside her house just waiting to turn that dress in at the recycling center for scrap aluminum.

  9. BigJim

    Rumors aren’t the only thing she squashed. This bitch probably has about 50 pounds on poor Topher. That bastard can’t let anyone heavier that Nichole Ritchie climb on top of him.

  10. Pagan Queen

    I think she won the Duck Tape award for creating fashions with it and she went the extra mile in creating fake hair. Bravo. With all that money DOES come exceptional skilz!

  11. commissioner

    Man, if she had her makeup professionally done and that’s the best they could do, I bet she’s super scary without it. I thought she was hot?

  12. jrzmommy

    Her father has the hots for her. Ew. Donald has a new slogan, “Ivanka Fuck My Own Daughter!”

  13. Who is she, The Queen of De-Nile?

  14. Anastasia_Beaverhausen

    Why do all these bitches in Hollywood have the wonk eye????

  15. biatcho

    Why do her facial expressions make one think she has a turd the size of a baby’s arm lodged inside her asshole? Get some exlax, grab a hold of the handicapped bars & unleash hell on a toilet. And maybe don’t have so much plastic surgery at such a young age, your mother waited until she was at least 30 to do that shit.

  16. PapaHotNuts

    Her nose is bigger than Feed_Me_Chocolate’s.

  17. She missed the Austin Powers auditions by several years. She kind of looks like a stupid Paris Hilton if that is possible. She has the beak of Mr. Trump though. ;-)


  18. Jacquelantern

    I think she got the fabric for her costume from her dad’s guilded(gold) out penthouse drapery… you know the whole sound of music thing…

  19. biatcho

    She resembles an older, fatter & dumber Lisa Kudrow, you know, from TV’s “Friends”.

  20. jrzmommy


  21. Pagan Queen

    Looks like she is singing “Smelly Cat”

  22. BigJim

    Not really the right thread, but it looks like we’ve got this whole blonkey this ass backwards: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blonkey

  23. tweetyeyes

    And I care how? She looks more like a man than her father!

  24. biatcho

    #19, thanks for clarifying for all of us retards what guilded means. I thought it meant just years of irish Catholic guilt all lumped together but it apparently means GOLD. Like a pot of irish gold… I see what’s happening here. You teach 5th grade social studies don’t you?

  25. pinky_nip

    All that money and she looks likes a chick from Jersey.

  26. PapaHotNuts

    I’d like the opportunity to kick her in the pussy.

  27. laikiska

    has anyone ever told her that horizontal stripes aren’t flattering???

  28. pinky_nip

    I’d like to give her the ole’ pancreatic punch.

  29. biatcho

    #26, chances are she was conceived in Atlantic City, if the foo shits wear it.

  30. jrzmommy

    She wishes she looks like a chick from Jersey.

  31. DJSS00

    I’m not sure why everyones ragging on Ivanka, I’m sure her bits probably taste rather nice….although that pic of Lindsay underneath…thats probably what tastes like squash..

  32. krisdylee

    I’d like the opportunity to karate chop her in the urethra.

  33. serial snarkalec

    May the ghosts of the muskrats that died for that ugly carcass of a coat gnaw through her false eyelashes down through her double chin.

  34. Jacquelantern

    #25 No… I’m an interior designer… I was just trying to be helpful, that’s all…

    “I thought it meant just years of irish Catholic guilt all lumped together but it apparently means GOLD.” lol… that’s funny

    But seriously… you don’t have to be such a bitch about it…

  35. Kiki

    Why do people with money buy ugly things?? It’s like a war over who can have the stupidiest, ugliest things!?!?!
    I can’t wait until they’re poor.

  36. jrzmommy

    35–She does have to be a bitch about it….her name is Biatcho. She can’t very well not be a bitch, because then her name would be Rebecca of Sunnybrook Fucking Farms.

  37. biatcho

    That’s the way I roll. Get to know me.

    And the social studies thing was a rhetorical question…

  38. leewhee

    She’s pretty in an ugly sort of way. Great rack though even if it’s man-made. Wonder if they’re titanium?

  39. Jacquelantern

    37 & 38 hahaha… just joking around… wanted to see if I could get a huge fight started… j/k kinda…(I’m bored)

    This is bringing back memories of that Greek Chick that was a huge bitch… She was going to the “Salon” in her limo or some crap like that… u remember right?

    jrzmommy… u r an inspiration to the fish… *tear*

  40. eatyourfeedback

    She’s still better looking than Ho-Bag Hilton, even though her outfit is horrendous.

  41. I want to knee her in the spleen!

  42. jrzmommy

    I’m currently chewing a piece of Original Flavored Dubble Bubble — not the kind that tastes like dumb old Bazooka Bubble Gum, but the kind that has a little spice, almost like a Canada Mint flavor to it. Haven’t had it in YEARS because the punks at DB changed their formula. I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!! SOMEONE GIVE ME A GODDAMMED COUCH TO JUMP UP AND DOWN ON!

    I think I’ve had too much sugar.

  43. RichPort

    #23 – Yea, I caught after I thought I was being overly creative. I like my definition better.

  44. ApacheRose

    Goddamn, looks like she was getting busy in the limo on the way to the party or something. That dress is looking a little used and abused. (So’s her face, but getting a new outfit is faster and cheaper than the massive facial reconstruction she needs.) Jeez, how old is this chick?

    Smelly cat, smelly cat
    What are they feeding you…

    Yep, looks like Phoebe.

  45. @43 – There’s a “GODDAMMED COUCH” in your padded cell!

  46. jrzmommy

    Brain—I’m bouncing with no padding today my friend! You sound cranky…..you need to eat some Dots…Dots taste like happy.

  47. PapaHotNuts

    I’m going to steal Heather McCartney-Mill’s fake leg and dress up as a Fake Leg Saleman for Halloween tonight.

  48. IFuckingHateYou

    She’s an ugly fucking bitch.
    I’d have to agree with some of the statements above that she looks like Phoebe, so I’m guessing that within the next couple of months there’s going to be a sex tape leaked of The Donald fucking Lisa Kudrow and screaming “Who’s your Daddy Ivanka!”

  49. Hmm, she sure doesn’t photograph well – does she. She’s actually a pretty girl though, I saw her once. At first glance though when I saw the picture I mistook her for Paris when I was scrolling down the page, but once I stopped and looked closer she doesn’t really at all.

    Topher Grace is hot though :)


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