It’s Peanut Butter Federline Time

February 24th, 2006 // 98 Comments


I think the work speaks for itself.


  1. Nikky Raney

    i think that’s the most hilarious thing i’ve ever seen. i put it on my news blog [this is my favorite site. and my community members seem to love it. don't worry i always state the source] :] and i think you are the most amazing with comments on your posts.

  2. HughJorganthethird

    K-Fid’s myspace site has continues to be the most unintentionally funny thing on the web. Check his new “song” with The Game and his latest unintelligible post. The song’s brutal but funny in that you don’t hear K-Fid at all. My favourite part of this mess is the friends section and the incredible cross section of losers it presents. It’s almost surreal in its gayness.

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=43344273

  3. gardeniagirl

    first time i laughed ALL day…more wild gesticulating than mariah carey.

  4. lysistrata11

    #48- Wow, what crawled up your ass and died? Geez. Shut the hell up.

    “See above, spawn of a mother who drank during pregnancy.”

    Well, at least he/she isn’t the spawn of Satan…

  5. mamacita

    #52

    I checked out K-Fed’s website a couple days ago. The morning show I listen to on the radio is Kidd Kraddick in the Morning and he’s on a mission to acquire more friends than K-Fed because he feels so strongly that he is a total dillweed. I must say, I concur. What a tool. Check this out-

    http://www.myspace.com/kiddkraddick

  6. EHsed

    #54 “Well, at least he/she isn’t the spawn of Satan…”

    I’d be insulted if you’re gibe wasn’t so much like something like Dorothy from “The Golden Girls” would say (cue audiences canned “Oooohhhs!”). Sassy…watch out!

  7. lysistrata11

    Well, I guess it’s just a shame that I haven’t watched (and memorized) the entire Popozao video. I guess that makes me brainless too. And for that matter, having never watched The Golden Girls, I suppose that what you just said sounds a little more like something a 70 year old woman would relate to. Someone’s been watching a little too much Lifetime…If you’re a guy, you’re pretty gay for watching it. If you’re a woman, you’re a little lesbian for watching it. Hmm…I wonder if the spawn of Satan would even be one gender or another…interesting thought.

  8. Both of them are retards but I think Brit is embarrassed of his album:

    http://www.youtube.com/?v=C4qkIP8rm8g

  9. EHsed

    “Hmm…I wonder if the spawn of Satan would even be one gender or another…interesting thought.”

    And I think we can all picture lysistrata11 sitting there staring at a blank wall, thinking, “Yeah…in-ter-es-ting…” and after 10 minutes of staring passes thinking, “Boy I sure burned her with that ‘watching the Golden Girls makes her a gay male or lesbian comment’…yeah…I sure did. It’s funny when I equate lameness in taste to a person’s sexuality…It shore-nuf is…I’ve got’s to tell my Civics teacher about that burn next time I come into his classroom to eat lunch…yeah like tomorrow…”

  10. hafaball

    wow, that song is too damn annoying to listen to, let alone with K-fucker there with it. The way he moves his head reminds me of Quagmire on Family Guy, except he;s the sad, lonely Quagmire…

  11. bigfatmomma

    thanks for posting his myspace url. i hadn’t seen it before, and i must say that i couldn’t read any of the text because of the background, but i count that as a good thing

  12. gogoboots

    There’s something great in this, I’m still trying to figure it out. Oh yeah, he looks like an AWESOME DORK in it!

  13. lysistrata11

    “Shore-nuf”?

    Lol. I think you just ended this little chat in my favor. Thanks for that. And actually, I ate in my Spanish teacher’s class during lunch in high school–mostly because some kid came to school and shot people in the lunchroom so I guess it wasn’t such a bad idea.

  14. And the winner is…

    #63 lysistrata11 Congratulations!!

    There is no come back to your last post.

  15. lysistrata11

    Yeah, I didn’t really figure there was room for one either. I mean, really, what does one say to that?

  16. happy_bunny

    He needs to lose some weight.

  17. lebowski

    Ha! He wishes he was Quagmire!
    GideeGideeGiddy!

  18. senin

    LOSER.

  19. sweet_mischievous_angel

    Pretty Fly For A White Guy!!! HAHA This is too funny, made my day!

  20. EHsed

    “Yeah, I didn’t really figure there was room for one either. I mean, really, what does one say to that?”

    I guess my only comeback would be that at least I didn’t spend my whole Saturday night writing lame retorts to some stranger on a message board…

  21. ESQ

    Thanks a lot Superficial for ruining a perfectly GREAT song with this douchbag.

    He is skinnier than his wife, perhaps she is jealous.

  22. BarbadoSlim

    “I guess my only comeback would be that at least I didn’t spend my whole Saturday night writing lame retorts to some stranger on a message board…”

    as opposed to spending the whole night thinking of a retort..:)

  23. displayname

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4qkIP8rm8g

    I’ve seen this before but i’m not sure if it has been fully commented on yet :

    can someone PLEASE tell me what is up with Brittany’s mouth when she answers the wristband question?? I have been replaying it over and over to try to decipher what the hell is going on. What the f*ck???? Is she having a mini-turrets episode?

    (if this was already discussed PLEASE send the link to the posts. The quality of sleep i have at night depends on figuring it out.)

  24. downshine

    #73, she looks retarded. i dont know what the hell her problem is but that was just way too weird.

  25. rachel

    #73 – I think it’s either secret code for only whitetrash people to understand or a cheeto’s withdrawal symptom.

  26. gogoboots

    #73 she does look embarassed, what’s with her mouth, she looked like a fish! it was tre creepy..!

  27. ESQ

    In response to comment #73 – Her mouth was transmitting a secret language to Kevin translating to, “Kevin, please do not say or do anything stupid.” Unfortunately the douche bag did not get.

    Who let the hillbillies out?

  28. Krysil

    Anyone else see a striking resemblence between Federline and Family Guy’s Quagmire? Diggity Diggity Diggity

  29. tis GLAM

    what….the….fuck!?

    i felt like i was on crack while watching that.

    lmao #78. giggity-giggity goo! OH!

  30. #73, thanks for that video. That’s the first time I’ve heard her speak since her first album. She’s got nothing to say!

  31. That was better than anything Britney ever created.

    #73 Some stupid people move their mouth when they are thinking sort of like most here do when they read.

  32. Draac

    He is the most annoying person of the planet.

  33. veggi

    What? No “I’d hit it”?
    Kev, if sex with you is anything like your movements on that video, I’d rather watch one of the golden girls sitting on spin cycle…. I just really grossed myself out…sorry.

  34. lebowski

    Not quick on the draw #78 and 79? That has already been observed and noted. WTF?

  35. asmith

    Pathetic. He is a pathetic excuse for a man…let alone ‘musician’. An insult to artists everywhere. I bet 50 Cent, Eminem and others have pee’d themselves laughing at this fuck-up of a man/rapper. I can’t even write ‘rapper’ with a straight face. LOSER! MOVE ON!

  36. SMF121490

    Now that I want to stick ice picks in my ears and twist and turn them until they come out of my eye sockets.
    Somebody stop this moron.

  37. kel

    I’m willing to bet that he smells like sweaty gym socks.

  38. jose608

    with all that NECK movement.. and the way his tongue comes out at the end……industry gay porn MIGHt want to look at him.. he has good movements to give *lowjobs… Mover over MONICA LEWINSKY..

  39. lysistrata11

    Yes, you’re right. Saturday nights in Georgia certainly have a lot to offer. Especially when you live in a college town and don’t want to go out and get trashed. I like my brain cells where they are, thank you.

  40. Quiggie

    This fool really thinks his music is good. It’s too funny.

  41. nichole

    Me again

    #73: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4qkIP8rm8g

    WoW. Britney sounds sooo fake when she says “It’s cool!” at the very end as she walks away from the cameras. I think she thinks KFeds album sucks like everybody else does, otherwise she would have been hyping it up. After all it is her husband. That’s what got me most about the video.

  42. holy cow, I gave myself a headache laughing at that. That is just sooooooo funny.

  43. displayname

    #7 you dummie – the IQ of the idiots on this site astound me
    #37 now this comment truly reveals the ultimate in stupidity – you should have your typekey account permanently blocked – please stop posting – you are an idiot
    #38 you are just plain immature – there should be a minimum age to post here – sadly, there obviously isn’t

    to all the idiots who insist on posting here – please spare us your amazing stupidity – go to school, get an education, grow up – but most of all, please have someone else, like your mom or dad, read your posts before you press “post” – you are really making yourselves look bad

  44. Fallen-Angel

    That was the funniest thing I have seen for months, class!

  45. QOTD

    LMFAO!!! WHAT IN TARNATIONS? I GOTTA TELL YA, I LIKE THE PEANUT BUTTER SONG A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN POPO SHIT SONG.

  46. nightshirt

    cant even believe this guy exists. a vasectomy? HIS parents should have had one.

  47. HA HA HA HA HAH A HA AHA H AH AHA HA HA HAH !!!!
    I LIKE THIS VERSION!!!

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