It’s Peanut Butter Federline Time

February 24th, 2006 // 98 Comments


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Comments (98)

  1. HollyJ | February 24, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    He dedicated that to his wife’s fat-ass PB&J problem.

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  2. justforkicks | February 24, 2006 at 8:09 pm

    i want to have his baby

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  3. blackblackheart | February 24, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    justforkicks
    Are you honestly as stupid as Britney Spears, or was that a joke?

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  4. che1964 | February 24, 2006 at 8:11 pm

    Now, freestyle, freestyle. Freestyle, freestyle!!! LOL ROFLMMFAO!!!

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  5. HollyJ | February 24, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    BTW, does anyone else think he moves his head independently of his body like a cockatoo?

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  6. Jeleaste | February 24, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    baaahahahahaha

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  7. gordy | February 24, 2006 at 8:18 pm

    This isn’t his work. My nephew played this song for me, at least, 3 years ago.

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  8. steph3n | February 24, 2006 at 8:19 pm

    If you think that’s funny, check out: http://www.k-fedfacts.com/

    It has a lot more videos done to different songs. Very funny!!

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  9. gossipmonger | February 24, 2006 at 8:21 pm

    OMG, HollyJ, yes, that was the first thing I thought too, wow, he looks like a pigeon (ok, different bird, same effect). Has HE seen how foolish he looks???

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  10. crazydelicious | February 24, 2006 at 8:30 pm

    watching that just gave me the “green apple two-step”…

    ugh, it hurts.

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  11. Shaun | February 24, 2006 at 8:37 pm

    The sad part is, like the rest of you I watched the entire thing. Hahahahaha.

    The funny thing is that remix is better then original version.

    Both ae useless though.

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  12. Shaun | February 24, 2006 at 8:39 pm

    Typo*are

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  13. Kate | February 24, 2006 at 8:40 pm

    Again, FIRE.

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  14. honey | February 24, 2006 at 8:43 pm

    blackheart, i’m pretty sure that was called sarcasm

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  15. downshine | February 24, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    this totally made my day! i love you superficial guy. nothing like more k-fed douchbagness to cheer a person up!

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  16. rds0811 | February 24, 2006 at 8:48 pm

    Everytime Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks someone, K-Fed gets another girl pregnant.

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  17. ribbit25 | February 24, 2006 at 9:04 pm

    Peanut butter and feddy…that’s what I like in my belly

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  18. Jayne | February 24, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    how awesome is this, my goodness <3

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  19. mamacita | February 24, 2006 at 9:36 pm

    Classic. That’s all that needs to be said.

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  20. Darby | February 24, 2006 at 9:36 pm

    wow if I was him I would not go out in public.

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  21. steffiglick | February 24, 2006 at 9:42 pm

    i haven’t laughed this hard in at least three days.

    thank you, thesuperficial.com. from the bottom of my heart, thank you.

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  22. Xarah | February 24, 2006 at 10:34 pm

    I gotta get the HTML Code

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  23. derekd | February 24, 2006 at 11:25 pm

    LMFFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. overcast | February 24, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    I can’t breathe.

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  25. Mikaesu | February 24, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    This is more amusing than the original video :o

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  26. Zed | February 25, 2006 at 12:01 am

    Hilarious!

    Thank you so much for posting this. It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very, very long time. What an idiot!

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  27. Bellisima | February 25, 2006 at 1:05 am

    Ok now you guys whoever you are..are too F$#@*n’ funny. I can’t STAND it.I can’t start or end my day without reading about the celebutrash on this site. This one nearly sent me to an early grave.You guys seriously rock!! I LOVE you!!

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  28. TXBlonde | February 25, 2006 at 1:19 am

    I’m not certain what disturbs me more – his utter stupidity, or the fact that the diamond in his ear is worth more than I made this year.

    He should stick to his day job…oh, wait, he doesn’t have a day job. Well, he shouldn’t sing again. Ever.

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  29. anja | February 25, 2006 at 4:33 am

    I bow to the master who created this!

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  30. Baroness | February 25, 2006 at 5:40 am

    Haha! What a creep.

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  31. HughJorganthethird | February 25, 2006 at 7:27 am

    Is this the remix? Because it’s better than the original song.

    I’m suddenly hungry for toast.

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  32. SoupaSarah | February 25, 2006 at 7:47 am

    hahahahahahaha thats awesome!! is that real song cos I really want to download it!!! lol.

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  33. mrs.t | February 25, 2006 at 7:53 am

    SACRILEGE!!!! To tamper with the original in this manner is inexcusable.

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  34. Mari | February 25, 2006 at 8:46 am

    K-Fed is a walking advertisement for why vasectomies can be good things. He should get one.

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  35. veggi | February 25, 2006 at 8:50 am

    go white boy go white boy go!

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  36. Diary-a | February 25, 2006 at 8:55 am

    (staring at the monitor, stunned, slowly blinking)

    That was beautiful. The utterly perfect stupidity shines like the diamond in that hick’s ear.

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  37. gossipmonger | February 25, 2006 at 9:09 am

    Yesterday I couldnt watched the whole thing due to fits of laughter. But I really wanted another laugh so I watched again this morning, on mute. Anyone else notice that about 1/4 way thru, on mute, you think he’s doing the “Popozao” video(note I didnt say “sing”), same moronic hand movements.

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  38. Xanthia | February 25, 2006 at 9:26 am

    THE Dr. Seuss of the “hip hop world”…. yeesh! Someone buy the sorry bastard a big top hat and some green eggs and ham!

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  39. BlackMamba | February 25, 2006 at 9:34 am

    let’s admit it, K Fed is an extremely uninteresting person. I don’t see any entertainment value in him. So please stop your coverage on him, and I think the efforts to conjure all these funny clips on him would is a waste of time and energy

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  40. playahater101 | February 25, 2006 at 9:46 am

    I think that had better lyrics than Popozao. He should stick with the peanut butter and jelly time.

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  41. Ez-EEEE | February 25, 2006 at 11:19 am

    HOLY HELL. thats the funniest thing ive seen since i saw britney in the street and a little girl came up to ask for her autograph and then britney ate her. and everyone laughed. good times.

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  42. bigfatmomma | February 25, 2006 at 11:29 am

    that was a definate improvement on popozao. Well, at least if you don’t look at the screen while listening. KFed looks like a carnie.

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  43. flamarkel | February 25, 2006 at 12:00 pm

    It’s clear none of you has the intellectual depth to understand the lyrics. This is a song about one man’s unrequited love and longing for … peanut butter and jelly, from what I can tell.

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  44. marydoll512 | February 25, 2006 at 12:40 pm

    HA HA HA…Tbat was classic! Love it!

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  45. little_miss_perfect | February 25, 2006 at 12:45 pm

    The only thing that could make this any better is a pink tutu and some clown make-up.

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  46. my_glorious_lawn | February 25, 2006 at 12:53 pm

    Good joke. What an insult to Peanut Butter though. First the song, than K-Fed. My jar of Jif is yelling right now in disgust.

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  47. BarbadoSlim | February 25, 2006 at 1:05 pm

    That clip is fantastic, it only needs to have this dirtbag getting beat to death with an aluminium baseball bat to make it Oscar worthy.

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  48. EHsed | February 25, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    I really can’t believe how unbelievably brain dead some of you are:

    #7 – “This isn’t his work. My nephew played this song for me, at least, 3 years ago.”

    DUH! Of course it isn’t his “work.” The video is the Popozao video clip with the Peanut Butter and Jelly song dubbed over. THAT’S what’s funny about it. Jeez…seriously.

    #37 – “But I really wanted another laugh so I watched again this morning, on mute. Anyone else notice that about 1/4 way thru, on mute, you think he’s doing the “Popozao” video(note I didnt say “sing”), same moronic hand movements.”

    See above, spawn of a mother who drank during pregnancy. It IS the Popozao video clip with the other song dubbed over. There’s a bunch of different versions of the Popozao clip with other songs dubbed over. Ha ha…get the joke now?

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  49. candiikissed | February 25, 2006 at 2:51 pm

    Is anybody else as jealous over K-Fed as I am?? I mean honestly people – he gets to live the high life with all the glory, riches and publicity any person could dream about . . . and to top it off, he is famous for absolutely NOTHING other than marrying Britney Spears. DAMN. How do people get so lucky.

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  50. BarbadoSlim | February 25, 2006 at 3:02 pm

    yup #49, that is so true it is sickening. now I’m depressed.

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