Rihanna isn’t taking any chances

February 1st, 2010 // 31 Comments

Here’s Rihanna at the Pre-Grammy Gala Saturday night which is the same event she attended last year right before Chris Brown beat the ever-living fuck out of her for peeping his texts from another woman. It’s also why I’m 98% positive her outfit acts as a defensive shield thus providing Rihanna a much-needed sense of security. Otherwise, there’s no other explanation here besides the 80s showing up to finish the job Chris Brown started. Holy shit, they’ve got Aqua Net! Shields. Activate.

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Comments (31)

  1. DuskTilDawn | February 1, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Lol first

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  2. Melissa | February 1, 2010 at 3:44 pm

    Mmm… cotton candy, my favorite.

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  3. god | February 1, 2010 at 3:47 pm

    Good lord Rihanna your hair looks like shit.

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  4. who dat | February 1, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    She looks like a fuckin nightmare.

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  5. Richard McBeef | February 1, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    I think that is the traditional clothing worn on whatever planet that bulbous headed alien bitch immigrated from.

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  6. kaylia | February 1, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    that hair makes her look like a dude, she should stick with the mohawk, at least that a little bit androgynous. that dress wouldn’t be as bad if that fluff in front of her face was trimmed and stuck to 2 colors, red and black would have worked the best.

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  7. Rough uncut--well actually... | February 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    I wouldnt mind plucking this wild dodo bird.

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  8. I come from the state of Denial | February 1, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    I wouldn’t fuck this pig with Parker’s shit crusted penis.

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  9. Stephanie | February 1, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    She’s so desperate to be ‘different’. It’s pathetic.

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  10. Valerie | February 1, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    It’s called haute couture, or “high fashion” and cretins wouldn’t understand.

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  11. Lux | February 1, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    Look, the ambassador from Planet “Look at me! Look at me!” is here.

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  12. Flower | February 1, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    Great God, that is a hideous costume. And what is with that mask? Oh, wait……

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  13. Narcissist | February 1, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    That dress is almost as shitty looking as her hair.

    @ 10 – Forget explaining it to Rhianna then.

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  14. Dan Fouts | February 1, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    You can’t wash the black or the nasty off that bitch. Shes a close relative to the gorilla. Like all nigs.

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  16. meh | February 1, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    She *always* looks like shit, the woman is flat out ugly. Seems people are finally realizing it.

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  17. ug | February 1, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    Rihanna is not attractive. I never understood why people think she is hot. She has a weird shaped face – her chin is too pointy. Her hair is just plain awful. It’s like ugly nappy on the sides, and then an unnatural straight orange/blond do on top. The dress is laughable. What the fuck is with her knees in those pics?

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  18. cheap r4 card | February 1, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    Rihanna is not a role model for teenage girls or young women for that matter and should not represent a classy product such as CoverGirl. Because of her decision teens are now thinking it’s okay to be abused, as long as their boyfriends simply apologize.

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  19. Cretin | February 1, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    @10 – it’s called fuck the fuck off

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  20. Terielclarke | February 2, 2010 at 12:00 am

    i know Rihanna is a good model……and i like her all song.

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  21. Giggles | February 2, 2010 at 12:06 am

    Awful. Just awful.

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  22. spicy | February 2, 2010 at 1:03 am

    #10….

    fucking moron. i dont give a fuck what kind of fashion that fucking is, it looks atrocious.

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  23. Alli Watermelon | February 2, 2010 at 1:15 am

    Wow Fish, you’re so clever. I like how every time you post something about Rihanna, you bring up the Chris Brown situation. FFS, move on. SHE HAS. ( I am in no way excusing Brown’s behavior. He’s a loser. But making a joke out of it with every Rihanna post is quite fucking monotonous). Get new material. K thanks.

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  24. sy0-201 | February 2, 2010 at 3:35 am

    Oh….
    I only love White!

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  25. Black Women on Webcam | February 2, 2010 at 4:03 am

    looking hot!

    that dress, not so much.

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  26. jill | February 2, 2010 at 5:32 am

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    Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.

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  27. arthogen | February 2, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Man, she ain’t even havin it!

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  28. anonymoose | February 2, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    FASHION VICTIM.

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  29. Hoax & Chan$e | February 2, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Chris hit her over the head with something – really hard.
    This is the proof of one to many concussions.

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  30. speedycash | February 5, 2010 at 9:55 am

    I can’t believe this is the look she came out with.

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  31. digital camera memory cards | March 20, 2010 at 12:24 am

    Rihanna is not a role model for teenage girls or young women for that matter and should not represent a classy product such as CoverGirl..

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