The Internet has been pissing itself over Eva Mendes being “topless” in the new ads for Calvin Klein jeans except there’s one small problem. She’s not really topless as much as say completely obscured by a goddamn truck. Seriously, this is like going to the strip club only to have someone park a Greyhound on your kneecaps.
NOTE: The Superficial would like to thank all the female commenters for pointing out this is a wooden beam and not a truck.
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Wtf?
It’s fine. I mean I think there are other topless photos of her from some other ad. Disappointing though :(
Stupid trucks…
awesome
Stupid trucks…
Stupid trucks…
Stupid trucks…
How is that a truck? Looks like wood beams to me.
Speaking of wood beams, Mendes is hot.
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@8
Hahaha, good point Rich.
HAHAHAH RICHARD straight onnn
Whos the smoking hot guy?
Whos the smoking hot guy?
A wooden truck? You stupid cocksucker.
Besides, BUY AMERICAN. Fuck that spic. She is nasty wit her cholos. LOL
@14 – She is ‘merican. You stupid cocksucker.
#14 BUY AMERICAN – you mean Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kate Grosslin, or Spooki
No Thank You Martin
@14 She’s Cuban American.
Does anyone else think her nipple looks concave?
Is it still topless if the girl has no boobs?
Yeah #14 your such a cocksucker “vete al diablo” or in your cool language go to hell.!!
By “no boobs” do you mean lacking massive artificial waterbags? She is near perfection and natural — a real woman with real curves.
Natural and nice.
If the Times Square advertisement were a bit lower, I’d get spunky all over it.
Natural and nice.
If the Times Square advertisement were a bit lower, I’d get spunky all over it.
Natural and nice.
If the Times Square advertisement were a bit lower, I’d get spunky all over it.
sexay!
mmmmmmale mmmmodel mmmmm
@14 She’s Cuban American.
Does anyone else think her nipple looks concave?
YES!
Her nipple totally caves in!!!!
omg you people. she’s obviously wearing those nipple covers so that her nipples don’t show. either that or they photoshopped it out. god.
the guy is male model jamie dornan.
wow! her nipple looks deformed… freakin mexican.
Yeah, it looks like she’s got an inverted nipple. Chicks like that don’t usually go topless.
It’s understandable that ppl don’t even see what is blocking the veiw with such a background.
@29
She’s of Cuban descent. Being racist is not funny. Some racial jokes are, but that only applies to talented or smart comedians. All of you out there with the mexican jokes should keep your day jobs.
Check out “Training Day” for Eva Mendes topless!!
@29
I know… it isn’t hanging out of her stomach in sets of four like yours are, you fucking cow. Grow some pubic hair and piss off, you banjo playing imbecile.
The girl’s hot… she’s more than most guys nagging about her boobs and odd nipple could ever get.
Truck (noun)
Nautical: a circular or square piece of wood fixed on the head of a mast or the top of a flagstaff, usually containing small holes for signal halyards.
not better than before CK ads
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I hate you trucks!
Homohammed says flog her for even thinking of going topless!
Awesome pics, she really is very sensuous.
There is no emotion ! Eva’s eyes and shape are fake, no depth..
She’s beautiful but these pics are not the best could be taken…
Too much Photoshop iznogood !
Seriously ads like that do not make me want to buy a product. They make me wana take a shower asap. I feel grimy just looking @ it.
where did the rest of her boob go? i remember them being bigger…
Eva Mendes looks like a man. Why on earth CK would choose her to model is beyond me.
She is looking hot..
lol Americans with too much time on there hands. Good ad for selling Lumber *wooden beams* ;-)
@ 44
lol. Women’s boobs don’t look too big in that position. I think hers are still there though… unless she lost more weight..????
btw, didn’t she just get out of rehab?
jamie dornan = hotness !
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