It’s not topless if there’s a truck in the way.

The Superficial | January 12, 2010 - 12:18 pm

The Internet has been pissing itself over Eva Mendes being “topless” in the new ads for Calvin Klein jeans except there’s one small problem. She’s not really topless as much as say completely obscured by a goddamn truck. Seriously, this is like going to the strip club only to have someone park a Greyhound on your kneecaps.

NOTE: The Superficial would like to thank all the female commenters for pointing out this is a wooden beam and not a truck.

Photos: Calvin Klein