The Internet has been pissing itself over Eva Mendes being “topless” in the new ads for Calvin Klein jeans except there’s one small problem. She’s not really topless as much as say completely obscured by a goddamn truck. Seriously, this is like going to the strip club only to have someone park a Greyhound on your kneecaps.
NOTE: The Superficial would like to thank all the female commenters for pointing out this is a wooden beam and not a truck.
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dude | January 12, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Wtf?
no loss | January 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm
It’s fine. I mean I think there are other topless photos of her from some other ad. Disappointing though :(
I Hate Robots | January 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Stupid trucks…
keijo | January 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm
awesome
I Hate Robots | January 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Stupid trucks…
I Hate Robots | January 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Stupid trucks…
killerabbit | January 12, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Stupid trucks…
Richard McBeef | January 12, 2010 at 1:17 pm
How is that a truck? Looks like wood beams to me.
Speaking of wood beams, Mendes is hot.
Deacon Jones | January 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm
zzzzzz……jeep jeep jeep………zzzzzzz……..jeep jeep jeep……..zzzzzzzz
Deacon Jones | January 12, 2010 at 1:25 pm
@8
Hahaha, good point Rich.
le | January 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm
HAHAHAH RICHARD straight onnn
heathergreen | January 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Whos the smoking hot guy?
hotlover | January 12, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Whos the smoking hot guy?
Martin Seringetti | January 12, 2010 at 1:40 pm
A wooden truck? You stupid cocksucker.
Besides, BUY AMERICAN. Fuck that spic. She is nasty wit her cholos. LOL
Joe Jonas | January 12, 2010 at 1:46 pm
@14 – She is ‘merican. You stupid cocksucker.
cbuzz | January 12, 2010 at 1:51 pm
#14 BUY AMERICAN – you mean Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kate Grosslin, or Spooki
No Thank You Martin
gemma | January 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm
@14 She’s Cuban American.
Does anyone else think her nipple looks concave?
jtg | January 12, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Is it still topless if the girl has no boobs?
hayzues | January 12, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Yeah #14 your such a cocksucker “vete al diablo” or in your cool language go to hell.!!
LikeItThatWay | January 12, 2010 at 2:12 pm
By “no boobs” do you mean lacking massive artificial waterbags? She is near perfection and natural — a real woman with real curves.
Vinnie the Chin | January 12, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Natural and nice.
If the Times Square advertisement were a bit lower, I’d get spunky all over it.
Vinnie the Chin | January 12, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Natural and nice.
If the Times Square advertisement were a bit lower, I’d get spunky all over it.
Vinnie the Chin | January 12, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Natural and nice.
If the Times Square advertisement were a bit lower, I’d get spunky all over it.
Latina | January 12, 2010 at 2:45 pm
sexay!
Jen | January 12, 2010 at 2:55 pm
mmmmmmale mmmmodel mmmmm
Stephanie | January 12, 2010 at 2:56 pm
@14 She’s Cuban American.
Does anyone else think her nipple looks concave?
YES!
Her nipple totally caves in!!!!
relianne | January 12, 2010 at 3:57 pm
omg you people. she’s obviously wearing those nipple covers so that her nipples don’t show. either that or they photoshopped it out. god.
hijab | January 12, 2010 at 4:21 pm
the guy is male model jamie dornan.
motoXgirl | January 12, 2010 at 4:27 pm
wow! her nipple looks deformed… freakin mexican.
dontlooknow | January 12, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Yeah, it looks like she’s got an inverted nipple. Chicks like that don’t usually go topless.
Andy B. | January 12, 2010 at 5:05 pm
It’s understandable that ppl don’t even see what is blocking the veiw with such a background.
gen | January 12, 2010 at 5:10 pm
@29
She’s of Cuban descent. Being racist is not funny. Some racial jokes are, but that only applies to talented or smart comedians. All of you out there with the mexican jokes should keep your day jobs.
Jim | January 12, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Check out “Training Day” for Eva Mendes topless!!
RATA | January 12, 2010 at 6:00 pm
@29
I know… it isn’t hanging out of her stomach in sets of four like yours are, you fucking cow. Grow some pubic hair and piss off, you banjo playing imbecile.
The girl’s hot… she’s more than most guys nagging about her boobs and odd nipple could ever get.
Donk Donkerson | January 12, 2010 at 7:24 pm
Truck (noun)
Nautical: a circular or square piece of wood fixed on the head of a mast or the top of a flagstaff, usually containing small holes for signal halyards.
NFL Shop | January 12, 2010 at 7:58 pm
not better than before CK ads
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kingofbeer | January 12, 2010 at 10:07 pm
I hate you trucks!
Homohammed | January 12, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Homohammed says flog her for even thinking of going topless!
valentines day gift ideas | January 12, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Awesome pics, she really is very sensuous.
Coklo | January 13, 2010 at 2:07 pm
There is no emotion ! Eva’s eyes and shape are fake, no depth..
She’s beautiful but these pics are not the best could be taken…
Too much Photoshop iznogood !
AnonymousError | January 13, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Seriously ads like that do not make me want to buy a product. They make me wana take a shower asap. I feel grimy just looking @ it.
Mick Jagger | January 13, 2010 at 9:51 pm
where did the rest of her boob go? i remember them being bigger…
jon | January 14, 2010 at 12:44 am
Eva Mendes looks like a man. Why on earth CK would choose her to model is beyond me.
Extenze | January 14, 2010 at 4:17 am
She is looking hot..
Sauce | January 14, 2010 at 6:12 pm
lol Americans with too much time on there hands. Good ad for selling Lumber *wooden beams* ;-)
Becca | January 14, 2010 at 11:30 pm
@ 44
lol. Women’s boobs don’t look too big in that position. I think hers are still there though… unless she lost more weight..????
btw, didn’t she just get out of rehab?
:) | January 15, 2010 at 7:34 pm
jamie dornan = hotness !
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