And look whose drunk crotch is out again. Whee.

May 23rd, 2010 // 96 Comments

“According to the general theory of relativity, a black hole Lindsay’s vagina is a region of space from which nothing, including light, can escape. It is the result of the deformation of spacetime caused by a very compact mass. Around a black hole Lindsay’s vagina there is an undetectable surface which marks the point of no return, called an event horizon. It is called “black” “fire-crotch” because it absorbs all the light that hits it, reflecting nothing, just like a perfect black body in thermodynamics. Under the theory of quantum mechanics black holes Lindsay’s vagina possesses a temperature and emits Hawking radiation.” - Wikipedia

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  1. Scott

    # 4 ( Jana ) I totally agree with you on this! cute undies tho lol

  2. e

    why isnt that pap that took the upskirt arrested?
    and if he cant be identified, hold the photo organization who buys and distributes them responsible.

  3. PaparNazi are scum

    Sad is the day that a lowlife pervert with a camera is permitted legally to do anything they can for a $$$$$$.
    Cuz they work for the Media Masters!
    America has been taken over and everything is now for sale. Our souls are long gone.

    As they say at Gold Man Sucks, “time to pay up debtor pawns”!!!!!!!!!
    *small sparks flash from hundreds of greedy hands rubbing together rapidly*

  4. I hate Lindsay Lohan just as much as the next person but the shitbag who took this photo ought to be thrown in jail. What’s the difference between someone who did this and some guy on an escalator at Macy’s taking photos up some housewife skirt?

    That being said, I have only been awake for 35 minutes and I have nutted twice already. I started flipping through the channels while I was waiting for my sambuca shake to finish blending and came across Bob Bechel flapping his piehole and I immediately got wood. I walked over to the TV, gave it a few strokes and blew my load right on the screen and across Bob Bechels face.

    And then my shake ended up getting overly shook. Damn you Bob Bechel, but thanks for the nut. I blew my second one to you too Bob.

    Later,

    Mitch

  5. First of all, that’s her ass, not her snatch. Second of all…she’s wearing a dress and a photographer put a camera under her shit. That’s fucked up, even if you are Lindsay Lohan. I feel sorry for her for shit like this.

  6. Tek

    Yeah I agree with pretty much everyone and say that this wasn’t a flash, but a paparrazzi sticking his cam up her ass. They’ve done that to Britney, Paris, and even Jessica Simpson too. As a straight guy it’s hard to feel bad when you get to see celeb ass/crotch, but yeah… that’s pretty fucked up.

    That said, shes’ got a serious case of coke bloat going on. Clearly she hasn’t gained weight, but her face looks puffy.

  7. FrankNfrtr

    That upskirt photo is way over the line. Shame on the photog & shame on this site for posting it.
    If that is a sample of what Lilo has to deal with every minute of every day then…well it’s no excuse but it is a terrible factor to deal with in her sick circus life.
    Now, time for court……

  8. Marcella

    Is that a shit stain? Oh wait, thats just stinky Fish. Catastrophe averted.

  9. Lugh

    #57: And shame on you for looking at it, hypocrite? Get off your high horse.

    On a total side note, those are really cute panties. Pink silk is sweet.

  10. You know what, I can’t believe I’m writing this but I totally agree with all of those here who say this pap should have been arrested. There’s a big effing difference between showing a plotted Lindsey falling over herself, puking in the bushes or generally being a f*ckwit and some guy (it was totally a guy, you know it) sticking a camera down on the ground and INTENTIONALLY taking a picture up her skirt.

    What’s the difference between this and those mingey pervs who put cameras in bathroom stalls? Or those disgusting jackasses who take video of women coming down escalators and then put it on the internet. It’s the worst possible violation of privacy! Look, I effing hate Lindsey Lohan prolly more than all you put together, but just because it’s Lindsey Lohan’s crotch doesn’t make it public domain.

    And Superficial Guy, I love you, but shame on you for printing it. I always felt you knew where “the line” was (although you clearly have no idea of the difference between “vagina” and a “crotch”… but no matter). I guess you kinda don’t, and that’s sad. I sure wish you’d take it down simply because it’s a wrong photo: Wrong to take it, wrong to sell it, wrong to buy it and wrong to post it.

  11. You know what, I can’t believe I’m writing this but I totally agree with all of those here who say this pap should have been arrested. There’s a big effing difference between showing a plotted Lindsey falling over herself, puking in the bushes or generally being a f*ckwit and some guy (it was totally a guy, you know it) sticking a camera down on the ground and INTENTIONALLY taking a picture up her skirt.

    What’s the difference between this and those mingey pervs who put cameras in bathroom stalls? Or those disgusting jackasses who take video of women coming down escalators and then put it on the internet. It’s the worst possible violation of privacy! Look, I effing hate Lindsey Lohan prolly more than all you put together, but just because it’s Lindsey Lohan’s crotch doesn’t make it public domain.

    And Superficial Guy, I love you, but shame on you for printing it. I always felt you knew where “the line” was (although you clearly have no idea of the difference between “vagina” and a “crotch”… but no matter). I guess you kinda don’t, and that’s sad. I sure wish you’d take it down simply because it’s a wrong photo: Wrong to take it, wrong to sell it, wrong to buy it and wrong to post it.

  12. isabella

    well wtf do you expect from a camera angle like that. if she were under 18 that photographer would have landed his ass in jail with that photo. we all know she likes to party but that camera is pretty much up her ass

  13. Jen

    can you PUHLEASE ban this christain louboutin poster? PLEASE! FACK!

  14. scott

    ya know what? pic #9…I’d hit that. oh, and fucked up camera angle for the first shot, like everyone else said. that’s low Fish, just for posting it.

  15. Hugh Gentry

    i’d bury my tongue up her ass till next week

  16. former fan

    Come on . . i love the site, but i won’t be visiting again until there are up-shorts ball shots of dudes. this is a total and complete, not to mention intensely creepy and probably illegal, shot. this is bad even for the superficial.

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  21. Tom W

    I would bury my face in that as and crotch for months..

  22. Tom W

    I would bury my face in that as and crotch for months..

  23. steve

    can she OD all ready.

  24. I wish it was 5 years ago.

  25. ilovefishbutnotnastyfishysmellsthatcomefromblackholes

    lmao! this post made my day. you arouse me with your humor. lets fuck. ….anyway, these pics are hilarious. seriously some photographer manages to get some ugly ass pictures of this fugly broad!

  26. not good, this is nasty!

  27. I think that it was not possible, but a new – display photos like this on your website have arrived at. Dirty, sad losers. Of course, he is the smartest person on earth, but no one deserves this kind of disrespect, people are imprisoned for taking photos up skirts

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    She looks so haggard. But nevertheless, WTH with the photos. :|
    Even if she doesn’t look so fresh now, people should give it a break. She still deserves humane treatment.

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  40. Mary

    Cute undies? are u kidding me? my grandma has one of those!
    she’s so gross, and the prhotographer is definately a pervert, she should sue him!

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