And look whose drunk crotch is out again. Whee.

“According to the general theory of relativity, a black hole Lindsay’s vagina is a region of space from which nothing, including light, can escape. It is the result of the deformation of spacetime caused by a very compact mass. Around a black hole Lindsay’s vagina there is an undetectable surface which marks the point of no return, called an event horizon. It is called “black” “fire-crotch” because it absorbs all the light that hits it, reflecting nothing, just like a perfect black body in thermodynamics. Under the theory of quantum mechanics black holes Lindsay’s vagina possesses a temperature and emits Hawking radiation.” - Wikipedia