And look whose drunk crotch is out again. Whee.

May 23rd, 2010 // 96 Comments

“According to the general theory of relativity, a black hole Lindsay’s vagina is a region of space from which nothing, including light, can escape. It is the result of the deformation of spacetime caused by a very compact mass. Around a black hole Lindsay’s vagina there is an undetectable surface which marks the point of no return, called an event horizon. It is called “black” “fire-crotch” because it absorbs all the light that hits it, reflecting nothing, just like a perfect black body in thermodynamics. Under the theory of quantum mechanics black holes Lindsay’s vagina possesses a temperature and emits Hawking radiation.” - Wikipedia

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  1. Meghanfish

    First..? gay

  2. Cash

    That’s an ass, Fish, not a crotch. Seeing how you’re such a flamer, I’m not surprised at your confusion regarding female anatomy.

  3. shit taco

    The more freckles she has, the less apparent the sores are

  4. Jana

    this is bullshit. this photographer is upskirting her big time. you could have taken this same photo of Mother Theresa, with a bit more shade from her tunic. paparazzi are, if possible, the only thing lower than lindsay lohan.

  5. Jana

    this is bullshit. this photographer is upskirting her big time. you could have taken this same photo of Mother Theresa. paparazzi are, if possible, the only thing lower than lindsay lohan.

  6. Blow Han

    How the heck does she get her bruises and wounds? Nasty freckled gutterskank.

  7. Gross-o

    What’s up with the gross knee scab in photo #7. She is nasty.

  8. Rasputins Liver

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    Yeegads!

    That is so fuckin’ unattractive. Check all them freckles on her. Fucking freckles every goddamn inch of her I guess. Truly grosses me out, man. At least on her.

    Damn, bitch is so horrid lookin’.

    She so skank. She so skank all the other skanks quit cuz they couldn’t match her for skankiness. Even the other skanks were embarrassed by her.

    Look. This self-centered, whiney bitch is so fucking gross and ugly one must come to the conclusion this is not the same female that once was so cute way back when she was a kid.

    Nope, not this hag. Can’t be.

    I hope she skips out on tomorrow’s court appearance. And if she does show, I hope she’s as haggard looking as she is in some other posts’ photos. And it would really be cool if she does some lines and carries in some sort of alky beverage, and tells the judge to “go fuck yourself, bitch! I’m twenty-three and a celebrity! I can do what ever I want!”

    If there is a god, then please god what-ever-your-name-is, please make this last stuff come true. Would mean a lot to me and I’d tip ya a couple paper Lincolns.

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  9. Iforget

    Atleast shes wearing underwear…
    Atleast there are no skid marks…

  10. Magz

    Hey bruises and wounds are probably from falling down drunk all the time.

  11. woosh

    jesus, look how close her foot is to the camera! the person who took the photo must have literally been lying in the gutter to get this shot!! and that’s supposed to make Linsay look like the pathetic one…

  12. woosh

    jesus, look how close her foot is to the camera! the person who took the photo must have literally been lying in the gutter to get this shot!! and that’s supposed to make Linsay look like the pathetic one…

  13. woosh

    jesus, look how close her foot is to the camera! the person who took the photo must have literally been lying in the gutter to get this shot!! and that’s supposed to make Linsay look like the pathetic one…

  14. Aschleigh

    Addiction is really scary for the addict. She’s probably afraid she may die. Detoxing feels like dying. We should give her a break. Its now out of her control. What kind of society do we want to live in?

  15. Aschleigh

    Addiction is really scary for the addict. She’s probably afraid she may die. Detoxing feels like dying. We should give her a break. Its now out of her control. What kind of society do we want to live in?

  16. Miguel

    This is sooo low, take pictures like the first one…DONT FUCK, Paparazzi do that with your mothers…so sad!

  17. VtFarmboy

    #26 we want to live in a society where young girls are not alowed to grow up without their souls being sold to the mouse so they become role models for other young little girls. Lindsey and Britney are perfect examples. While i feel for them its really thier parent to blame for thier conditions. Pushed at such a young age and now allowed to grow up or be normal children. The mouse is evil however its the parents that sell thier souls to him. Lindsey is a train wreck waiting to happen and its only a matter of time for Miley to fall into the abys.

  18. VtFarmboy

    #26 we want to live in a society where young girls are not alowed to grow up without their souls being sold to the mouse so they become role models for other young little girls. Lindsey and Britney are perfect examples. While i feel for them its really thier parent to blame for thier conditions. Pushed at such a young age and now allowed to grow up or be normal children. The mouse is evil however its the parents that sell thier souls to him. Lindsey is a train wreck waiting to happen and its only a matter of time for Miley to fall into the abys.

  19. captain america

    is her next step an operation to be a FAGGOT in jail?
    ……..IT WON’T SURPRISE ME!!

  20. Jane Soda

    For a second there I thought you were going to say my crotch. My goddamn crotch keeps showing up everywhere. I get embarrassed.

  21. Shageen

    umm that’s not flashing that’s some photographer illegally shooting an upskirt photo. Big difference.

  22. Lola

    What the fuck? The paparazzo is lying down looking up her skirt. She’s not flashing it. That’s so pathetic. I think Lindsay’s a twit, but even I know that you don’t have to be a slut for a paparazzo to get a shot of your panties that way.

    Paparazzi like this guy need to die in a fire. What a chode.

  23. Biff Tannen

    When did she start wearing my grandmas underwear?

  24. Squids

    Poor Lindsay. She’s actually a really talented actress and she used to be a beautiful girl. She looks so weathered now, like she’s gone through a restraining order and divorce with some guy that beat her up in the trailer park. Someone needs to step in and help her!

  25. Kevin

    Let’s see … yeah, STILL HOT!

  26. Lisa

    Yuck. I didn’t think it was possible, but you have reached a new low – displaying photos like this on your website. Dirty, sad loser. Sure, she’s not the smartest person on Earth, but no one deserves this kind of disrespect; people get jailed for taking up-skirt photos

  27. Sydney

    and why is everybody down on the freckles? That’s something you’re born with. Everyone hates Lindsay but no one knows what she’s gone through. Yeah, she’s an idiot for missing court dates and for apparently being irresponsible on movie sets (which i will say there is no excuse for. You’re getting paid millions of dollars and you can’t show up on time?). That being said, I think that proves the chick has issues. I saw her in person a few months ago and she looked like she just escaped out of Aushwitz. Considering she used to be such a beautiful girl that looked healthy and happy, I think it’s evident that she has problems. Once she went down, everybody started enjoying putting her down. She’s just human and from what we’ve seen of her parents, I think it’s evident where the issues are coming from. As unhealthy as she has looked for the past few years, you can still see how beautiful she really is deep down. She’sa gorgeous girl and her freckles only add to her beauty. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER LINDSAY!

  28. Jon

    For the love of Christ.. what am I still doing on this site when stories like this are my reward for clicking the link.

  29. yournamehere

    Britney murphy’s husband was found dead. where’s the post?

  30. The paparazzi probably used a small minicam hidden or disguised in his shoe, looking upward. Otherwise she would have noticed what was going on, no?

  31. It’s not like we haven’t seen that before.

  32. fugs-r-u

    LAWWWWD !
    WHY NOT JUST STICK THE CAMERA UP HER ASS & GET IT OVER WITH ..
    TAKE A FOTO OF HER LARGE INTESTINE!
    FUCKIN IDIOT ..

  33. tc

    That’s a bumhole, not a vagina.

    Unless you are Parker, then the it’s a vagina, not a bumhole.

  34. tc

    That’s a bumhole, not a vagina.

    Unless you are Parker, then the it’s a vagina, not a bumhole.

  35. Mukkah

    I don’t think it counts as ‘out’ when it’s a blatant upskirt. For shame.

  36. AD

    Umm.. so anyway, Simon Monjack’s dead?

  37. AS@2

    I love how Fish declares Lohan’s vag is the most disgusting place in the solar system, then proceeds to show us close up pictures of it.

  38. Rhialto

    Ever seen pink flower curtains hanging in front of a coal mine entrance? I mean,that hilaric is this photo.

  39. Darth

    How does prison underwear looks like? A potato sack with two extra holes?

  40. cellphone

    Her prison inmate will be delighted with this delicate piece of lingerie.

  41. jenn

    Wasn’t there a warrant issued for her arrest ?!

  42. Nero

    #43
    After the main dish she’s probably going to eat that for desert.

  43. Peter Parker

    Cute panties.

    The papz is the scum in this case, though, as said above.

  44. turd da third

    Judging by these tasteless pictures I think she should consider selling advertising on her “Vajunk”, maybe Trojens or KY Jelly should think long and hard about purchasing some of this space, it seems to be the most well photographed place in Hollywood.

  45. Lenny

    I would love to see her not shave and see that big red bush.

  46. jeff stevens

    I am an average dude with an average life… and I’d run from that. I bet it smells pretty bad too…

  47. Master Spook

    No skit marks?! Damn!

  48. fear of a ROUGH nation

    Where was this guy situated, in the sewer? You can see the girl’s shoes for crying out loud.

  49. Come on. This is not a legitimate crotch shot at all.

    This is PHOTOGRAPHIC RAPE and shame on everyone involved for shooting, distributing, and publishing it.

    (BTW — I am NOT a Lindsay Lohan fan, but this is just plain wrong.)

  50. Scott

    # 4 ( Jana ) I totally agree with you on this! cute undies tho lol

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