It’s Coco Time.

March 10th, 2010 // 172 Comments

As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to the Internet. When anthropologists in the future look back at our civilization I imagine Coco will be revered as almost a real-life Wonder Woman. Or Marilyn Monroe with gigantic tits.

NOTE: Full size version contains a grainy, quasi-NSFW allusion to vagina.

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Comments (172)

  1. asdfa | March 11, 2010 at 3:21 am

    all you women are jealous and all you guys are faggots

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  2. yyy | March 11, 2010 at 4:48 am

    OMG!!!! Life is so cool !!! a good place for us Seeking for the stimulation—— meetingrich.com —-i think u would like it,,,trust me u may find something make u excited.now join fre

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  3. lulz | March 11, 2010 at 4:50 am

    BOOBS ARE TOO BIG. AHH!

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  4. Acai Max Cleanse | March 11, 2010 at 5:09 am

    I like big…..i see that kind of photos and i don’t think that she doing anything new here.

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  5. Moodvayne | March 11, 2010 at 5:45 am

    Dat ass

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  6. Trey | March 11, 2010 at 6:09 am

    Like her or not, you must admit that she’s well proportioned. The top matches the bottom, and both are connected by a small waste.

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  7. captain america | March 11, 2010 at 6:37 am

    you still wonder why a man has sperm?

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  8. NG | March 11, 2010 at 7:11 am

    They should award her the Nobel prize for Assology.

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  9. elmarko | March 11, 2010 at 8:13 am

    What the fuck is going on with her face in the mirror? Seriously!

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  10. Anthony | March 11, 2010 at 8:47 am

    FUUUUCKKK!!!!

    I feel like my eyes have been raped, MULTIPLE times !!!!!

    Please someone throw some acid on my face and put me out of my missery!!

    (IMO, that is an ass only a mother could love)

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  11. Ripper Owens | March 11, 2010 at 9:11 am

    She’s just a fat slob who thinks she has a great body for some strange reason.

    With that fat ass, she probably takes nasty dumps like a fat truck driver.

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  12. Rich | March 11, 2010 at 9:22 am

    She is the perfect women , good looking and a great body. Big tits and a big ass. SHE IS NUMBER ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Guys that don’t like her i guess would be looking at a Brad Pitt picture right now.

    Man up she is great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. Rhialto | March 11, 2010 at 9:27 am

    She’d has a remarkable body.And i’ve seen this type of body quite more frequent in the Latin world than in any other world.Is there any serious study made of this phenomenon before?

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  14. Nero | March 11, 2010 at 9:34 am

    We should capture a few of these and then make a study of them.

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  15. Darth | March 11, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Get the fishnet ready! Get the handcuffs and ballgag ready as well! Maybe they’d bite!

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  16. Deacon Jones | March 11, 2010 at 9:44 am

    Man, has no one been to Brazil around here?

    She’s got ass implants, and not very subtle ones at that. Down in Rio, they are as common as tit implants in Beverly Hills.

    Her and Kim K are the only “celebrities” in the US that have ass implants that are fucking obvious as all hell, that is, if you’ve watched thousands of hours of Brazilian porn…

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  17. Watch TV Episodes | March 11, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Hot

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  18. Narcissist | March 11, 2010 at 10:05 am

    Truck stop hooker.

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  19. kitty_kat | March 11, 2010 at 10:09 am

    She makes Paris Hilton look gorgeous. Seriously, I don’t find plastic women attractive.

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  20. sickitten | March 11, 2010 at 10:43 am

    fuck you for calling my site teenage acne infected with pus

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  21. Lonelyboy | March 11, 2010 at 10:50 am

    i’d hit it n quit it

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  22. Narcissist | March 11, 2010 at 10:52 am

    That AGING-booth light makes her face look scary (more so than usual).

    If you want to aged, rough looking skin as quickly as possible, try a tanning bed.

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  23. Cashier | March 11, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Eww. What’s wrong with her face in that pic?

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  24. Rossi | March 11, 2010 at 11:35 am

    @91 AGREED AGREED AGREED.

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  25. This_Guy | March 11, 2010 at 11:54 am

    I would have so much carnal fun with those monstrous tits and that ass. You guys are telling me you wouldn’t want to novelty fuck that freak? I think it would be great.

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  26. This_Guy | March 11, 2010 at 11:57 am

    I would have so much carnal fun with those monstrous tits and that ass. You guys are telling me you wouldn’t want to novelty fuck that freak? I think it would be great.

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  27. Not mother | March 11, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    @91. Well aren’t you special? You can take your opinions and shove them up your self-righteous “proportionate” ass.

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  28. Cha...as if... | March 11, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    @112…Rich…your a fag and stop fucking your kids to get off…go back to the dog or cat and even those barnyard animals you’re so fond of…I know who you are…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! RICH IS A HOMO RICH IS A HOMO RICH IS A HOMO RICH IS A HOMO RICH IS A HOMO…what is Rich?

    Call me, we’ll do lunch…go fuck a a goat!

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  29. samwell | March 11, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    OK. PLEASE!! Why has anyone not noticed that her face looks craaaazyy!!???
    It looks like she has a crazy ape face or something!! Wtf

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  30. DickSweat | March 11, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Truth hurts sickkitten

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  31. G&T | March 11, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Why do you insist with this deformed ass skank??
    Are all superficial writers male cubans?

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  32. carloselcubano | March 11, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    si senor

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  33. phil | March 11, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    did Sir Mix-a-lot have that huge ass in mind when he wrote “Baby got back?”
    “Oh my God, Becky! Look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.” “I like big butts and I cannot lie”

    When she goes panty shopping millions of silk worms go on strike.

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  34. sam | March 11, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    I would lick that tant dry!

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  35. Blitz | March 11, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    Her ass could stand to lose 20 from each cheek!

    Sorry I’m not black….I love a sweet tight ass that’s proportionate to the rest of her body!

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  36. Jersey Dave | March 11, 2010 at 8:43 pm

    Deacon Jones is right that is smoking.

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  37. Coconono | March 11, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    I fail to see the attraction to this monster…

    Maybe she could sit on my pistachios to open them or something, idk.

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  38. suzanne | March 12, 2010 at 11:46 am

    You know what? I think Coco is awesome. She knows she is a cartoon character and takes full advantage of it. Do I think she is pretty? Well,no. She probably was once, but she trashed herself ala Pam Anderson, but heck, that’s okay with me.
    There are alot of guys who dig this type of look, and if that is what you like, she’s got it.
    Plus she is like 42 or something…you go girl!

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  39. bitingontinfoil | March 12, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    Her face in the mirror looks like a retarded reject from “Avatar”. brrrrrr!

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  40. IKE | March 12, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    @138.
    Nicole Austin (her real name) D.O.B is 3/17/79. She’ll be 31 in 5 days. :) Not 42.
    UNLESS, you were referring the the measurements of her ass. Then, sure, I’d say she’s in the 40s (God bless her). :)

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  41. luis | March 12, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    wtf people, she’s fucking sexy and what an amazing ass she has!

    you haters either are GAY, Can’t get ANY ASS at all, or just plain lame.

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  42. dude | March 12, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    What’s the difference between CoCo and a prostitute?

    the prostitute is good and bed and requires less money.

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  43. dude | March 12, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    Good IN bed and requires less money

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  44. Enigma_2099 | March 12, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    I don’t care how horny you are, T… this makes me lose a lot of respect for you.

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  45. abby | March 12, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    #80 Best Comment Ever

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  46. Onkar | March 12, 2010 at 11:23 pm

    FUCK ALL YOU HATERS!!! COCO IS A GODDESS!!!!! And any man would be lucky to be with her… I would of course make her feel incredible… just as she would to me!

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  47. xiannian | March 13, 2010 at 9:40 am

    I’m a BIG single girl, and need a real man to love. Are you interesting on me? Feel free to view my sexy personal photos at ______B la c k W h i t e D a t e . c O m ____by searching “TinaOE” which is for men to meet big women for love , for fUN ONLINE

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  48. cubanees | March 14, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    Ok everyone that is complaining are girls…don’t hate on what you wish you look like I’m a girl and i find here super hot she may have fake boobs but that azz is like wow my bf love this girl and so do i she’s hot stop hatin on girls that are hot period!!!

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  49. MzA | March 14, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    why is everybody saying she is ugly and hating on her?
    are all of you guys gay or what?
    its probably all white guys saying she is too thick lol
    would you rather fuck an anorexic model ?

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  50. cheap cell phones | March 15, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    cheap cell phones

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