As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to the Internet. When anthropologists in the future look back at our civilization I imagine Coco will be revered as almost a real-life Wonder Woman. Or Marilyn Monroe with gigantic tits.
NOTE: Full size version contains a grainy, quasi-NSFW allusion to vagina.
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I know who Rough'ed you last summer! | March 10, 2010 at 5:15 pm
I don’t care! I’m not surrendering to butt implants. Ive lost the fight with boobs implant already….
FrankTheTank | March 10, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Hey everyone who thinks she is disgusting, if you ever have a chance to fuck her, let me know and i’ll do it, because i have fucked uglier and worse shaped women. She may not be everything but she is def fuckable, and if you say she isn’t you are a FAG. congratulations, who knew this picture would help you guys come out of the closet.
scooby | March 10, 2010 at 5:47 pm
that’s a whole lotta t & a there. jesus h.
ingggggggggggggggggggggg | March 10, 2010 at 5:51 pm
ZOMG!!
holy shit
@18 called it….AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
flox | March 10, 2010 at 5:53 pm
what a huge UGLY ass. Bring back tight, inverted heart shaped asses. Don’t reward people eating junk food and sitting on their asses all day.
KTB | March 10, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I worry that I can’t stop staring at that ass. When I was able to scan the rest of the photo I noticed the HUGE scar where those implants were wedged in against the laws of nature…icky!
Mama Pinkus | March 10, 2010 at 6:06 pm
aw fuck it, I like Coco…….that gal makes being disgusting and gaudy an art form
pimp | March 10, 2010 at 6:06 pm
let the jacking off begin!
Jones | March 10, 2010 at 6:16 pm
You need bigger stars fish.
Trousers | March 10, 2010 at 6:18 pm
HOLY SHIT HER FACE IS SCARY
Danielle | March 10, 2010 at 6:19 pm
okay whats with the reflection in the mirror? the face looks something from thriller. this looks like a fake
marie e. | March 10, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Yea, her face is FUGLY!! Look at her reflection in the mirror, ugh! Thats terrible, even for someone under tanning lights (never flattering)
salsa | March 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Christ what an ass! Saddle up the bitch and ride her to the sunset!
udunome | March 10, 2010 at 6:36 pm
y does her face look like an alien in the first pic?????
tony romo | March 10, 2010 at 7:00 pm
i´ll hit her “gordon freemas´s stile”, with a crow bar.
Rex Kramer-Danger Seeker | March 10, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Man, I’d love to smell Ice T’s fingers.
sully | March 10, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Holy crap!!!! the face in the mirror! Kept looking at the ass……really, what is up with that?
Gueibor | March 10, 2010 at 7:39 pm
I dunno… maybe it’s just my age showing or sometimes I just like exaggeration, but this definitely looks like rainy day siesta material to me.
TheJoker07 | March 10, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I would pound that booty until she crys.
sickitten | March 10, 2010 at 7:48 pm
@royally obsessed, your site is a big disappointment.
DickSweat | March 10, 2010 at 8:08 pm
@sickitten: I wouldn’t talk shit about other people’s sites, yours is like teenage acne: oozing with pus.
I can’t look at this thing without shuddering about how many stds it must have. (I refer to “it” rather than “her” because when plastic exceeds the amount of human flesh you are officially an object which it clearly desired to become)
densam | March 10, 2010 at 8:30 pm
free
densam | March 10, 2010 at 8:31 pm
free
Nichols | March 10, 2010 at 8:33 pm
hottest girl to ever walk the earth.
Alli Watermelon | March 10, 2010 at 8:39 pm
She pretty much grosses me out, but it’s pretty absurd to call her FAT. The girl is muscular as hell. Her weight fluctuates a lot (remember the 80′s lookin bikini pics on the beach a while back?)…but I could never consider her fat.
rachel | March 10, 2010 at 8:52 pm
LOL! You retards. She’s wearing tanning bed goggles. That’s why her face looks weird.
I have no explanation for why her ass looks so weird, though.
mfbinc | March 10, 2010 at 9:01 pm
how big does your dick have to be to bang her from behind?
ahab | March 10, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Ahoy! Thar she blows!!!
olypeep | March 10, 2010 at 9:21 pm
she looks like an R Crumb character come to life.
dee | March 10, 2010 at 9:35 pm
I’m with Coco.
We'll Always Have Paris | March 10, 2010 at 9:59 pm
That’s enough butt and boobs for two women. I like how she makes Paris Hilton look so dreamy. Paris, you da babest.
MONDO | March 10, 2010 at 10:07 pm
that face in the tanning mirror is frightening!
marie e. | March 10, 2010 at 10:23 pm
rachel- I have seen people in tanning goggles dumbass, I go tanning all the time. We are referring to her nose and the shape of her face and the color of her skin which is mismatched to her body.
Dread not | March 10, 2010 at 10:43 pm
The mirror is having a warping effect, much like the words typed by the retards who are calling Coco anything other than near feminine perfection and the cure for impotence that she is.
I've got a crush on the GW | March 10, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Holy shit, her ass doesn’t even fit on my screen….
Munky | March 10, 2010 at 10:44 pm
Eeeeeewwww, That’s naaaaaasty. Seriously though, this chick looks like she could bench-press two dumptrucks full of gravel. Gross.
IKE | March 10, 2010 at 10:55 pm
@#85: You, my friend, need to upgrade.
r4 | March 10, 2010 at 11:06 pm
She looks sooo pretty in the third one. Get it Coco.
Korndug | March 10, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Ice-T really married a fat, fake piece of shit!
Steph | March 10, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Her body is beautiful, and if the other pics are any indication then she has quite an attractive face as well. I really don’t understand all the hate.. she’s fucking beautiful.
Mike | March 10, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Wow, this is fucking disgusting.
It shames me to be a man when I see so many of my own kind showing how retarded they can be when big tits and a bigger ass comes their way. It’s like it doesn’t matter how malformed the whole shape is, or how plain the face is. Nope, give a dude a big rack or a mutant ass and they suddenly lose all objective sense of what it means to actually be “attractive”.
I like big boobs, I like small boobs. Who cares. The point is, I like my women to actually have a pretty face, and a body that is in proportion to itself. This woman looks like some horned-up 13 year old boy took a lump of clay and malformed it into his ridiculous fantasy girl, resulting in the exaggerated freak that is this thing we see here.
I like realistic, trim and proportionate women, so this creature does nothing for me, but then again I’m intelligent enough no to turn into a Tex Avery cartoon character and overlook all other features just because a stupidly large pair of tits and ass cheeks comes my way.
ratamac | March 10, 2010 at 11:40 pm
Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!
I mean… damn.
How does that skinny assed black man stay on top of that critter?
NotPants | March 11, 2010 at 12:28 am
Ice T is not hitting that rhino ass.
juaquin ingles | March 11, 2010 at 12:29 am
These chicks on here saying this bitch isn’t fat must be GIGANTIC.
Lucky Breaks | March 11, 2010 at 12:57 am
LOL at #12.. a hamster? hahaha
Get all in $1 only | March 11, 2010 at 1:12 am
flight Ticket $1
hotel Room $1
car Rental $1
acekard | March 11, 2010 at 1:15 am
Hey she is really having very giant body and exposing herself too much. If she reduce a little bit that she can surely having a good & pulpy figure I can say. But after implants too much to the body she looks like a porn star.
bunny | March 11, 2010 at 1:29 am
I have actually seen CoCo in person. She is fit and tiny (freakishly so given the size of her but and chest) …AND her tits, ass and hair are “in your face” fake. As to her fuckableness, any clean willing vagina is — so that doesn’t say much. She seemed too plastic. It was not cute.
Jshmez | March 11, 2010 at 1:59 am
I’d tap that… until I saw the reflection of her face in the top of the mirror.
OMFG ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachael | March 11, 2010 at 2:48 am
Holy Hell!! She is so out of proportion – I mean look at her tiny waist. That ass is just wrong! FREAKY!!