It’s Your Mother
Cranberry and vodka in the morning. Now that’s good rehab.
Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ Lindsay has been receiving harassing phone calls and text messages from unknown numbers — and the unidentified person behind them has been making disparaging statements about her recovery … and her family.
Even scarier, the unknown person is saying he/she knows where Lindsay is staying and is watching her.
In related news, spilling gin on your phone apparently makes you sound like a goddamn serial killer when you’re simply trying to call your daughter to ask where she hid those credit cards from you. “No, I’m not a stalker. This is your mother. Now tell me where the AMEX is or I’ll visit you in your sleep, young lady. MUAHAHAHA! – Do you like that laugh? I think it makes me sound mysterious. Like Kim Cattrall, she’s so sassy.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News