It’s Officially Fall and Other News

- Andy Richter is officially Conan’s sidekick again. BOOM. [Popeater]

- Kid Cudi “Erase Me” featuring Kanye West. [Bossip]

- Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have cyber-sex. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson is not single, everybody. Yet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alyson Michalka has mine as well. [Hollywood Tuna]

- IDLYITW needs help getting his Facebook page back off the ground after an unfortunate shutdown, and I’m a pal. [Facebook]

- Katy Perry gets cleavagey for Cosmo. [Popoholic]

- The UK is turning into… us? [theCHIVE]

- Mark Zuckerberg has sex with this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mickey Mouse fears the cartoon conspiracy against Glenn Beck. [BuzzFeed]

- Karissa Shannon somehow manages to make Shauna Sand look not-as-desperate. [Here, Here and Here.]

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