It’s Officially Fall and Other News

October 12th, 2010 // 51 Comments

- Andy Richter is officially Conan’s sidekick again. BOOM. [Popeater]

- Kid Cudi “Erase Me” featuring Kanye West. [Bossip]

- Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have cyber-sex. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Simpson is not single, everybody. Yet. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alyson Michalka has mine as well. [Hollywood Tuna]

- IDLYITW needs help getting his Facebook page back off the ground after an unfortunate shutdown, and I’m a pal. [Facebook]

- Katy Perry gets cleavagey for Cosmo. [Popoholic]

- The UK is turning into… us? [theCHIVE]

- Mark Zuckerberg has sex with this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mickey Mouse fears the cartoon conspiracy against Glenn Beck. [BuzzFeed]

- Karissa Shannon somehow manages to make Shauna Sand look not-as-desperate. [Here, Here and Here.]

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  1. Taz

    complete trash!

  2. Hugh Gentry

    mmmmmm…..I’d still give it to her.

  3. Reg

    Those orange pumpkins have the exact same shape and color the ones above. Even the ripples and green stems match.

  4. pee-fun lover

    Who is this drag queen and why is he fonding pumpkins?

  5. Shauna Sand
    loeber
    Commented on this photo:

    She is really classing it up. She even left the clear stripper shoes at home.

  6. Parker

    Leave da cannolis, take da pumpkins.

  7. "He's too rough to be true"

    I can understand Mark Zuckerberg banging her. Probably the on chick that was willing to give him some tail back in college. Now he’s stuck with her and she’s about to get a piece of a mother load….If she’s shrewd enough.

  8. Karissa Shannon
    noodles
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d pound her ’til her ears bled.

  9. Still a fug. Nuf said on dat.

    Yay richter! Conan’s only ever been funny when andy was on. Guess “it’s still the life!”

  10. Jeezus. It’s Momma Bleached Skank & Baby Bleached Skank. They look like plastic dolls brought to life (dog, pumpkins, skank clothes & hot dog accessories sold separately).
    I never see anything like that at our local pumpkin patches.

  11. Bow Down Assholes

    Hey Shauna, take off them panties, I need a place to park my F350 for the night. Thanks.

  12. Shauna Sand
    karina
    Commented on this photo:

    first

  13. Shauna Sand
    Sheena
    Commented on this photo:

    What in the fucking hell?!?

    Dear Mom,
    Thanks for not being a disgusting slut-bag like this bitch.
    Love, Sheena

  14. Shauna Sand
    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    I get the whole blonde, tan, big titted fixation, but thats just haggard.

  15. Ash Bones

    Pumpkin bombs. Exploitation of pumpkins is wrong. I demand the NFL to wear orange on their jerseys for awareness now! Orange awareness ribbons for every pumpkin that has been lost due to jack-o-lantern carvings.

  16. Thats a mighty tiny penis in pict #6. No wonder he likes dressing up as a tranny.

  17. lux

    It looks like sexuality has gone full circle. At both stages of innocence and devastating whorishness, sex becomes a thing of misunderstood props. She’s holding two pumpkins with a haggard confused look as if to say: “I….I don’t……This feels right.” Like a little girl stuffing water balloons down her chest, asking people to look at her boobies “because…..boobies.”

  18. cc

    What? No clear, lucite stripper shoes? She invested in a second pair shoes? She must be feeling flush.

  19. Shauna Sand
    kingofbeer
    Commented on this photo:

    she is cammo for pumpkins! Get it!

  20. boro

    Jesus Crist she looks Freaking TERRIFYING
    She might as well be the Crypt keeper,
    God she looks ugly, Her body yeah I would fuck her
    but with a bag on her head
    At first when I was scrolling down I was like,
    OH Blonde, :)
    then I was like WTF OMG WTF FACE
    Reminds me of this APEX TWIN MUSIC VIDEO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg

    NOW those saying you would fuck her, WOULD YOU DO IT WITH THE GIRLS IN THE VIDEO???????

  21. Shauna Sand
    boro
    Commented on this photo:

    her face Reminds me of this APEX TWIN MUSIC VIDEO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg

  22. Shauna Sand
    boro
    Commented on this photo:

    her face Reminds me of this APEX TWIN MUSIC VIDEO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg

  23. Shauna Sand
    boro
    Commented on this photo:

    her face Reminds me of this APEX TWIN MUSIC VIDEO

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg

  24. DLR

    what is that a picture of? I think you uploaded it upside down… Might wanna uncheck the setting “upload ALL pictures on your hard drive”… cause I’m pretty sure you didn’t want to show us your picture of last nights dinner about to go down the drain…

  25. captain america

    well, SHE IS A DUMB AS A PILE OF HORSESHIT…………….
    …………………but does it matter?

  26. Shauna Sand
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    i just threw up in my mouth…

  27. Shauna Sand
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, those pumpkins have been around the block a time or 2

  28. The Truth Is

    Say what you want, but Shauna Sand is still a million times better looking than Pam Anderson.

  29. Shauna Sand
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, who wears this in public? What a ho.

  30. Shauna Sand
    Farb
    Commented on this photo:

    Nobody eats a hotdog like it’s about to dump a bunch of cum down your throat. Well, except for Shauna Sand.

  31. Karissa Shannon
    Eva
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she got butt implants.

  32. Shauna Sand
    It's Still TAB
    Commented on this photo:

    She is wearing a J.Valentine skirt, they specialize in stripper gear and sexy bathing suits..

  33. Shauna Sand
    camparito
    Commented on this photo:

    so cheap

  34. herbiefrog

    isnt no is good news ?

    or vice versa ?

    you dont have to learn latin [salve] just about iyt

    [w h a t ? ? [no idea ?

    lets just post

  35. Goddess Shauna, Princess Karrissa!!!

    God I love trashy sluts. I would break my jaw tonguing either of their buttholes.

    I do get the feeling that they have the same agents as Heidi and possibly Tila though. Not that I wouldn’t mind giving those two some deep Hershey’s Kisses as well.

  36. Shauna Sand
    ASS_FRISTER
    Commented on this photo:

    I LOVE HER!!!!

  37. meh

    Looks like a tranny in the face.

  38. Shauna Sand
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Tranny face again

  39. Devin

    I think the headline shoulda been: “It’s officially fail and other news”…

  40. alphabet

    so this bitch’s PR firm is giving you money, right SW?

  41. Shauna Sand
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s pretty sad when your mission in life is to be a Barbie Doll

  42. Karissa Shannon
    Taylors
    Commented on this photo:

    bei ihr denke ich nur an Fotze ausschlecken und Schwanz ins Arschloch…mmmh !

  43. Shauna Sand
    Angel
    Commented on this photo:

    Who wears that to a pumpkin patch expecialy with kids around? Trying to hard and having no class is a turn off. But as long as shes happy lol

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