- Andy Richter is officially Conan’s sidekick again. BOOM. [Popeater]
- Kid Cudi “Erase Me” featuring Kanye West. [Bossip]
- Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have cyber-sex. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]
- Jessica Simpson is not single, everybody. Yet. [Lainey Gossip]
- Alyson Michalka has mine as well. [Hollywood Tuna]
- IDLYITW needs help getting his Facebook page back off the ground after an unfortunate shutdown, and I’m a pal. [Facebook]
- Katy Perry gets cleavagey for Cosmo. [Popoholic]
- The UK is turning into… us? [theCHIVE]
- Mark Zuckerberg has sex with this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Mickey Mouse fears the cartoon conspiracy against Glenn Beck. [BuzzFeed]
- Karissa Shannon somehow manages to make Shauna Sand look not-as-desperate. [Here, Here and Here.]
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complete trash!
I want to fuck her!
mmmmmm…..I’d still give it to her.
Those orange pumpkins have the exact same shape and color the ones above. Even the ripples and green stems match.
you are soooooo funny
Who is this drag queen and why is he fonding pumpkins?
She is really classing it up. She even left the clear stripper shoes at home.
Leave da cannolis, take da pumpkins.
I can understand Mark Zuckerberg banging her. Probably the on chick that was willing to give him some tail back in college. Now he’s stuck with her and she’s about to get a piece of a mother load….If she’s shrewd enough.
Fun Fact: Mark’s favorite sushi? Yellow tail. It’s in his bio….
I’d pound her ’til her ears bled.
Still a fug. Nuf said on dat.
Yay richter! Conan’s only ever been funny when andy was on. Guess “it’s still the life!”
Jeezus. It’s Momma Bleached Skank & Baby Bleached Skank. They look like plastic dolls brought to life (dog, pumpkins, skank clothes & hot dog accessories sold separately).
I never see anything like that at our local pumpkin patches.
Hey Shauna, take off them panties, I need a place to park my F350 for the night. Thanks.
first
What in the fucking hell?!?
Dear Mom,
Thanks for not being a disgusting slut-bag like this bitch.
Love, Sheena
Dear Sheena,
You never saw me when I was her age.
Love, Mom
Sheena’s mom??? That you baby? Lets get together again…….
I get the whole blonde, tan, big titted fixation, but thats just haggard.
Pumpkin bombs. Exploitation of pumpkins is wrong. I demand the NFL to wear orange on their jerseys for awareness now! Orange awareness ribbons for every pumpkin that has been lost due to jack-o-lantern carvings.
Thats a mighty tiny penis in pict #6. No wonder he likes dressing up as a tranny.
It looks like sexuality has gone full circle. At both stages of innocence and devastating whorishness, sex becomes a thing of misunderstood props. She’s holding two pumpkins with a haggard confused look as if to say: “I….I don’t……This feels right.” Like a little girl stuffing water balloons down her chest, asking people to look at her boobies “because…..boobies.”
What? No clear, lucite stripper shoes? She invested in a second pair shoes? She must be feeling flush.
she is cammo for pumpkins! Get it!
Jesus Crist she looks Freaking TERRIFYING
She might as well be the Crypt keeper,
God she looks ugly, Her body yeah I would fuck her
but with a bag on her head
At first when I was scrolling down I was like,
OH Blonde, :)
then I was like WTF OMG WTF FACE
Reminds me of this APEX TWIN MUSIC VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg
NOW those saying you would fuck her, WOULD YOU DO IT WITH THE GIRLS IN THE VIDEO???????
her face Reminds me of this APEX TWIN MUSIC VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg
her face Reminds me of this APEX TWIN MUSIC VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg
her face Reminds me of this APEX TWIN MUSIC VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fmo1Sjn7dg
what is that a picture of? I think you uploaded it upside down… Might wanna uncheck the setting “upload ALL pictures on your hard drive”… cause I’m pretty sure you didn’t want to show us your picture of last nights dinner about to go down the drain…
well, SHE IS A DUMB AS A PILE OF HORSESHIT…………….
…………………but does it matter?
i just threw up in my mouth…
My cock wants to throw up.
wow, those pumpkins have been around the block a time or 2
Say what you want, but Shauna Sand is still a million times better looking than Pam Anderson.
Seriously, who wears this in public? What a ho.
Nobody eats a hotdog like it’s about to dump a bunch of cum down your throat. Well, except for Shauna Sand.
Looks like she got butt implants.
She is wearing a J.Valentine skirt, they specialize in stripper gear and sexy bathing suits..
so cheap
isnt no is good news ?
or vice versa ?
you dont have to learn latin [salve] just about iyt
[w h a t ? ? [no idea ?
lets just post
God I love trashy sluts. I would break my jaw tonguing either of their buttholes.
I do get the feeling that they have the same agents as Heidi and possibly Tila though. Not that I wouldn’t mind giving those two some deep Hershey’s Kisses as well.
I’d give her anal beads a tongue cleaning
I LOVE HER!!!!
Looks like a tranny in the face.
then I’d fuck him,..
Tranny face again
I think the headline shoulda been: “It’s officially fail and other news”…
so this bitch’s PR firm is giving you money, right SW?
it’s pretty sad when your mission in life is to be a Barbie Doll
bei ihr denke ich nur an Fotze ausschlecken und Schwanz ins Arschloch…mmmh !
Who wears that to a pumpkin patch expecialy with kids around? Trying to hard and having no class is a turn off. But as long as shes happy lol