It’s Not Lindsay Lohan’s Fault She Owes Money To The IRS, You Guys

Lindsay Lohan’s bank accounts were seized yesterday by the IRS, so naturally here comes the part where she blames everyone else despite constantly floating Dina’s mortgage and demanding to be paid in cash for her endorsement deals and, uh, other “side jobs” so she can hide the money from her management team who will probably just use it to pay the IRS like a bunch of assholes. So, again, completely not her fault. Page Six reports:

A source close to Lohan tells us, “Lindsay is freaking out. And she’s doing what she always does, which is to say it’s not her fault and point the finger at someone else in her team. She says she didn’t know anything about it . . . she’s broke and it’s not her fault.”

Michael says, “I have people who will help her with her IRS problems.’’ Naturally, he blames his ex Dina for their daughter’s financial woes, in part because LiLo gave Dina $40,000 to keep her Long Island home from foreclosure.
Lohan’s on course to earn $2 million this year, including a delayed $1 million for a Playboy shoot plus $300,000 from “Liz and Dick” and a reported $200,000 for a cameo in “Scary Movie 5.”

All jokes aside, I actually don’t blame this one completely on Lindsay considering she’s spent her entire life surrounded by leeches who suck pennies off of her faster than she can suck the penises that provide those pennies. It’s a vicious circle. That said, I like how Michael Lohan tries to pretend he wouldn’t be suckling off that freckled ATM teat the minute he was granted access to it. “If I know my little girl, she’d want me to have a new pair of vagina-kicking shoes,” he’ll probably say.

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