After the sauve, handsomely dapper one-two punch of both Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm referring to the Kardashians as “fucking idiots” in the British press, here’s bestubbled baldaccio Jason Statham shitting on Kim Kardashian in an interview with Details therefore redeeming himself for every single movie he’s made after Snatch with the exception of Crank provided you forget that a Crank 2 happened:
“Do you think of yourself as a brand?” I ask.
“Fahk no,” he smirks. “Why should I?”
“People see a guaranteed $30 million a film as a brand in need of management.”
“Fahk ‘em. Kim Kardashian’s a brand.”
You know how men can just use a urinal at their convenience to relieve something that’s frustrating them internally? Tell me how I didn’t just exactly describe Kim Kardashian’s sole reason for being. (Show your work.)
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