I’m not even going to get in the way of genius with my word rambles. This thing had four anuses yesterday morning: Fact.
Now it has five.
UPDATE: Or not. Thanks to nano in the comments.
Video: South Park Studios
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…………………..I’m happy now.
Let it be written, let it be so
Snooki, a figure of light based on fallable senses and imagination playing out in your mind.
What would Descartes say of your creation or Carlos Castaneda?
Repent now!
First bitches
FAIL.
Great episode. Especially when Situation got his ass kicked by Stan’s Dad. lmao!
I loved how even as he’s getting kicked in the face, the douchebag wouldn’t let go of holding his shirt up.
he didnt cos its a jersey thing you muff cabbage!!!
it’s Gah-bage
Agreed! However, since his torso is the only attractive thing about him, I can’t say I blame him for always lifting his shirt. The housewives were a riot too! LOL
best episode in awhile. great ending too lol
The Snookie wants smoosh smoosh!
“snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we’ve officially made it. goodnite my bitches”
-Snooki’s twitter
I don’t think she’s too broken up about it.
She probably isn’t, but I think the master plan here is for everybody to call her fat, ugly, useless trash so much that the idea metastasizes in her brain for a while and eventually blossoms into a murder/suicide/overdose.
hallelujah.
I bet she was humiliated or pissed, but her publicist told her to act like she thought it was hilarious.
EXACTLY!
I thought the very same thing. No one can complain about South Park, its like a roast, you just have to take it. Anyone remembers Kanye and his “Gay Fish” thing? He had to take it like a champ and not complain or he would look bad. He said something like “I realize people see me as having a big ego, and despite not agreeing with the cartoon, it was funny, etc etc”
And about The Snooki, what would it say? That it´s not THAT ugly? I think the thing was correctly told by its publicist to say it was funny.
When will Jersey Shore go away? What a bunch of imbeciles.
Amen.
when mindless people stop watching the shitty show.
Yeah, you have to understand that from the very beginning, Snooki has loved any type of attention she got, and always thought it means she’s famous, which is the only thing she cares about. She could top a list of “Most Retarded Celebrities” and she’d say “Hey guys, I’m Number One!!!”
as long as she is making a shit ton of money, i dont think she gives a damn what people say. any publicity is good publicity.
I gave up on SP a long time ago… They may have just won me back…
I thought SNL already did a good job awhile ago when they had a fake Snooki on their news segment – she said she was so busy with appearances that sometimes she had to use a stand-in, then pointed to an orange safety cone with a big black wig on it.
Well, personally, the photos of Snooki doing a drunken faceplant off that bicycle and then being hauled away looking like a nonhuman prisoner between two human policemen has to be her most believable performance yet.
“And the Oscar goes to..”
Spot on impression. South Park creators, you are my heroes!
South Park pretty much summed up my overall feelings about Jersey Shore & especially Snooki with last nights episode. Well done Trey and Matt!
What was it that they said on SNL? Snooki’s like a prison jumpsuit…she’s orange and when she’s on you, you start to question your life choices.
Good show South Park!
*tear*…priceless!
How soon before the boys at South Park tacjkle the weighty issue of Gavin Rossdale’s love of penis and gay white bell bottoms?
I’m sure Matt n Trey have far more important things to satirize before they bother w/ a nobody like Gavin Rossdale.
They still win, you guys.
OMG….I just watched the full episode, I feel national redemption coming on….LOL! It was GREAT!!!!
One word: security issues
Yes i did hear that!
These are two words.Just saying.
Of course we can make disparaging remarks about a girl who happens to have loved ones, just like the rest of us…
Hitler had loved ones too.
ROFL! Yes, I do have loved ones, but I also don’t exploit myself like some ignorant, slutty, over-spray-tanned fame whore….and I doubt she has loved ones….hence the insecurities, you know, it’s a Jersey thing I guess….
Touche!
That Chilean sack of herpes scabs was adopted, hence the “original” loved ones chose the family alpaca over her. Taking a look at this freak of nature, one realizes they made a wise choice.
Odd that they still call it the “Jersey Shore” when most of those kids are really New Yorkers.
CONGRATULATIONS! You’re the 10 billionth person to say that! You win a free oven mitt!
Aren’t I supposed to get one of Snooki’s used panties?
I think she looks hotter here than in real life… if you catch my drift…
You gotta’ give it to Snooki… girl just keeps gettin’ back up. She’s like a Weeble™.
She sure wobbles like one.
Ok…what is up with the tm next to the word Weeble
Great episode except for the whoole taliban dive bombing jumbo jets at the end…that was too much.
At least they killed osama
Yeah, I thought so too. Specifically because they used airplanes. I was like “Oh South Park, you were so close this time…” I was laughing the whole time until that part, and then I just kind of shook my head and thought “Did it HAVE to be passenger jets airliners?”
Oh of course, it’s HI-larious when South Park makes fun of every other religion, ethnicity, sexual orientation, organization and celebrity. As soon as they start dealing with terrorists and extremists of the Muslim religion, that’s when it goes too far. Idiots.
the sad thing is that i bet they think they LOVEEEEE them mor cus of south park now you know its a jersey thing
Ok I just have to see if the trademark logo shows up…
Weeble
Clearly the person inserted TM themselves. Why they bothered, though, is the real mystery….
tango down.
While watching this episode, I was totally thinking of you, Fish. I hope that’s not as creepy as it sounds….
weeble™
lmao