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Hey, Superficial guy. I thought you said women over 30 were disgusting.
UP THE IRONS \m/
love it!
I’d eat her asshole until I passed out.
Or eat her asshole until she passes out.
Ow, I sprained my penis.
Gorgeous bod!
Itd be interesting to compare Sims body shape formulae. No doubt each persons perfect bod has a very simple mathematical definition. Simple landscapes were in like calc 3, triple integrals. Can only imagine the details on a muse
Dammit that was meant for Daryl
Have you ever heard of an arc? How about “the golden ratio?”
I’m thinking you meant something about Sim City but I’ve never played those so go fuck yourself.
All apologies; I don’t know, however, who the fuck “Molly Sims” is. Given that I know who Heidi Montag and Kelly Brook is, that says a lot.
Not Sim City but The Sims, or The Sims 3 now, the one where u build people, neighborhoods etc. The programming of the skins that shape ppl im saying could be interesting.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
defining the perfect ass mathematically….
SHUT UP
you shut up cunt
Well, that ices it. Dude is the worst fish blogger…EVER.
OH MY GOD! Between Playboy, “Survival Island” and now this I dedicate the rest of my life doing good deeds to KELLY!
KELLY BROOK – shes americas poster girl
This British woman as America’s poster girl? I vote yes! But why not the world’s, she’s earned it.
God why? Now I have to cancel all my weekend plans. Jizz
what a gorgeous specimen of a bum. if i didnt think dead friends could be watching down from above and see me i might fap to it. oh the guilt that religion places on people..
That’s what the discerning community calls a “long butt.”
It’s a gorgeous specimen. It’s a bum. But not both. Are you familiar with a mathematical “arch?” Is it unfair to apply such standards to people who make more money than any of us based on only their aesthetics?
Hey, it’s my girlfriend Kelly!
Alli, I was waiting for your call last weekend, no dice?
Sorry Deacon, I was out with Kelly. Maybe next weekend.
HELL YES!
I’d bang that ass.
I CAN DEAL WITH IT, folks.
I can smell this hair on that pussy.
Stop the fantasy this instant Mr pubic. I got first dibs on spraying cock conditioner on that lovely mane of Kelly’s.
Wow!
That picture is so photoshopped, it’s not even funny. Granted, Kelly is hot but this chick looks more like Natalie Portman than herself.
this chick is so boring looking, i can find 20 hotter women in the city center..she is boring with her brown eyes and brown hair..boo, next!
Agreed. She’s definitely a pretty girl. But in a ‘meh’ kind of way.
Finally, a TRUE beauty. Thanks Superficial guy for making her your poster girl. She’s a rare find.
Way better than her Playboy layout. What a yawn… she was only topless which we’ve all seen before.
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly ,,,
Why put this pic up, only to ruin it with the stars?
I’m a Big Fan of my size F boobs. But mine are naturally rad. =)
this is the picture without the pink starts covering up and down:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2010/3/4/kelly-brook-love-magazine-cover-632193822.jpg
YES indeed much better…thx for posting
It’s hard to believe that poop actually comes out of that. Seems so wrong.
Can you believe foul, smelly things come out of that beautiful behind? It’s just not right.
Way too long, what planet are u people on. She’s the cover girl of the recent Playboy! She’s sittin on my coffe tab rgt. now!
Any one who doesn’t think she’s hot , must an/ f and over 33 of age