It’s Been Way Too Long Without Kelly Brook and Other News

- The True Blood Rolling Stone cover – minus Anna Paquin. [Camp Blood]

- Justin Bieber and Kanye West are collaborating now thanks to their random-ass Twitter conversation. [Popeater]

- Drew Barrymore stole Mary Kate Olsen’s hair. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alessandra Ambrosio in bikini bottoms. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Iron Maiden drops three grand on Slippery Nipples. [Dlisted]

- Christina Ricci’s elf-turkey’s done. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kristen Stewart really hates the paparazzi now. [Popoholic]

- Diora Baird’s breasts are phenomenal actresses. [IDLYITW]

- Batman Robs a Taco Bell [BuzzFeed]

- Taylor Momsen’s talking shit about Rihanna now. Of course. [The Fab Life]

- Kristen Bell something something vegetable diet to fit in a bikini. [Huffington Post]

- January Jones cast as Emma Frost in X-Men: First Class in case you didn’t hear my nerd-boner bellowing on Twitter. [Just Jared]

- John Mellencamp hates the Internet. [StarPulse]

- Halle Berry’s ex gets shirtless for… bed linens? Why not? [PopSugar]

- Molly Sims pities Heidi Montag’s “F-size boobs.” [Celebslam]

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