- The True Blood Rolling Stone cover – minus Anna Paquin. [Camp Blood]
- Justin Bieber and Kanye West are collaborating now thanks to their random-ass Twitter conversation. [Popeater]
- Drew Barrymore stole Mary Kate Olsen’s hair. [Lainey Gossip]
- Alessandra Ambrosio in bikini bottoms. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Iron Maiden drops three grand on Slippery Nipples. [Dlisted]
- Christina Ricci’s elf-turkey’s done. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kristen Stewart really hates the paparazzi now. [Popoholic]
- Diora Baird’s breasts are phenomenal actresses. [IDLYITW]
- Batman Robs a Taco Bell [BuzzFeed]
- Taylor Momsen’s talking shit about Rihanna now. Of course. [The Fab Life]
- Kristen Bell something something vegetable diet to fit in a bikini. [Huffington Post]
- January Jones cast as Emma Frost in X-Men: First Class in case you didn’t hear my nerd-boner bellowing on Twitter. [Just Jared]
- John Mellencamp hates the Internet. [StarPulse]
- Halle Berry’s ex gets shirtless for… bed linens? Why not? [PopSugar]
- Molly Sims pities Heidi Montag’s “F-size boobs.” [Celebslam]
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Darkie | August 18, 2010 at 8:43 pm
UP THE IRONS \m/
Turd Ferguson | August 19, 2010 at 10:22 am
love it!
Snarky_Pup | August 18, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Gorgeous bod!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 19, 2010 at 12:20 am
Itd be interesting to compare Sims body shape formulae. No doubt each persons perfect bod has a very simple mathematical definition. Simple landscapes were in like calc 3, triple integrals. Can only imagine the details on a muse
dudeatdudedotdude | August 19, 2010 at 12:23 am
Dammit that was meant for Daryl
Daryl G. | August 19, 2010 at 12:52 am
Have you ever heard of an arc? How about “the golden ratio?”
I’m thinking you meant something about Sim City but I’ve never played those so go fuck yourself.
Daryl G. | August 19, 2010 at 12:54 am
All apologies; I don’t know, however, who the fuck “Molly Sims” is. Given that I know who Heidi Montag and Kelly Brook is, that says a lot.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 19, 2010 at 7:54 am
Not Sim City but The Sims, or The Sims 3 now, the one where u build people, neighborhoods etc. The programming of the skins that shape ppl im saying could be interesting.
Deacon Jones | August 19, 2010 at 9:07 am
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 19, 2010 at 9:27 am
defining the perfect ass mathematically….
Jen | August 19, 2010 at 4:31 pm
SHUT UP
dudeatdudedotdude | August 19, 2010 at 4:41 pm
you shut up cunt
gooch bang | August 20, 2010 at 11:23 am
Well, that ices it. Dude is the worst fish blogger…EVER.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 18, 2010 at 10:14 pm
what a gorgeous specimen of a bum. if i didnt think dead friends could be watching down from above and see me i might fap to it. oh the guilt that religion places on people..
Daryl G. | August 18, 2010 at 11:52 pm
That’s what the discerning community calls a “long butt.”
It’s a gorgeous specimen. It’s a bum. But not both. Are you familiar with a mathematical “arch?” Is it unfair to apply such standards to people who make more money than any of us based on only their aesthetics?
Alli Watermelon | August 18, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Hey, it’s my girlfriend Kelly!
Deacon Jones | August 19, 2010 at 9:07 am
Alli, I was waiting for your call last weekend, no dice?
Alli Watermelon | August 19, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Sorry Deacon, I was out with Kelly. Maybe next weekend.
Meh | August 18, 2010 at 10:26 pm
HELL YES!
captain america | August 19, 2010 at 12:18 am
I CAN DEAL WITH IT, folks.
Lovethickpubichair | August 19, 2010 at 8:02 am
I can smell this hair on that pussy.
when good girls gone rough | August 19, 2010 at 8:54 am
Stop the fantasy this instant Mr pubic. I got first dibs on spraying cock conditioner on that lovely mane of Kelly’s.
Jade | August 19, 2010 at 10:37 am
That picture is so photoshopped, it’s not even funny. Granted, Kelly is hot but this chick looks more like Natalie Portman than herself.
burton | August 19, 2010 at 10:56 am
this chick is so boring looking, i can find 20 hotter women in the city center..she is boring with her brown eyes and brown hair..boo, next!
Devon | August 19, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Agreed. She’s definitely a pretty girl. But in a ‘meh’ kind of way.
Woody | August 19, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly ,,,
Jacqueline Hyde | August 19, 2010 at 5:17 pm
I’m a Big Fan of my size F boobs. But mine are naturally rad. =)
Jean D | August 19, 2010 at 10:29 pm
this is the picture without the pink starts covering up and down:
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/aug2010/3/4/kelly-brook-love-magazine-cover-632193822.jpg
gooch bang | August 20, 2010 at 11:25 am
YES indeed much better…thx for posting
jonathan a. squires | August 21, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Way too long, what planet are u people on. She’s the cover girl of the recent Playboy! She’s sittin on my coffe tab rgt. now!
jonathan a. squires | August 21, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Any one who doesn’t think she’s hot , must an/ f and over 33 of age