It’s Been Way Too Long Without Kelly Brook and Other News

August 18th, 2010 // 46 Comments
Kelly Brook

- The True Blood Rolling Stone cover – minus Anna Paquin. [Camp Blood]

- Justin Bieber and Kanye West are collaborating now thanks to their random-ass Twitter conversation. [Popeater]

- Drew Barrymore stole Mary Kate Olsen’s hair. [Lainey Gossip]

- Alessandra Ambrosio in bikini bottoms. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Iron Maiden drops three grand on Slippery Nipples. [Dlisted]

- Christina Ricci’s elf-turkey’s done. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kristen Stewart really hates the paparazzi now. [Popoholic]

- Diora Baird’s breasts are phenomenal actresses. [IDLYITW]

- Batman Robs a Taco Bell [BuzzFeed]

- Taylor Momsen’s talking shit about Rihanna now. Of course. [The Fab Life]

- Kristen Bell something something vegetable diet to fit in a bikini. [Huffington Post]

- January Jones cast as Emma Frost in X-Men: First Class in case you didn’t hear my nerd-boner bellowing on Twitter. [Just Jared]

- John Mellencamp hates the Internet. [StarPulse]

- Halle Berry’s ex gets shirtless for… bed linens? Why not? [PopSugar]

- Molly Sims pities Heidi Montag’s “F-size boobs.” [Celebslam]

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  1. Kelly Brook
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    Hey, Superficial guy. I thought you said women over 30 were disgusting.

  2. UP THE IRONS \m/

  3. Kelly Brook
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    I’d eat her asshole until I passed out.

  4. Kelly Brook
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    Ow, I sprained my penis.

  5. Snarky_Pup

    Gorgeous bod!

  6. Kelly Brook
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    OH MY GOD! Between Playboy, “Survival Island” and now this I dedicate the rest of my life doing good deeds to KELLY!

  7. Kelly Brook
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    KELLY BROOK – shes americas poster girl

  8. Kelly Brook
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    God why? Now I have to cancel all my weekend plans. Jizz

  9. what a gorgeous specimen of a bum. if i didnt think dead friends could be watching down from above and see me i might fap to it. oh the guilt that religion places on people..

    • Daryl G.

      That’s what the discerning community calls a “long butt.”

      It’s a gorgeous specimen. It’s a bum. But not both. Are you familiar with a mathematical “arch?” Is it unfair to apply such standards to people who make more money than any of us based on only their aesthetics?

  10. Alli Watermelon

    Hey, it’s my girlfriend Kelly!

  11. Meh


  12. Kelly Brook
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    I’d bang that ass.

  13. captain america

    I CAN DEAL WITH IT, folks.

  14. Lovethickpubichair

    I can smell this hair on that pussy.

    • when good girls gone rough

      Stop the fantasy this instant Mr pubic. I got first dibs on spraying cock conditioner on that lovely mane of Kelly’s.

  15. Kelly Brook
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  16. Jade

    That picture is so photoshopped, it’s not even funny. Granted, Kelly is hot but this chick looks more like Natalie Portman than herself.

  17. burton

    this chick is so boring looking, i can find 20 hotter women in the city center..she is boring with her brown eyes and brown, next!

  18. Kelly Brook
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    Finally, a TRUE beauty. Thanks Superficial guy for making her your poster girl. She’s a rare find.

  19. Kelly Brook
    Muffy the Lesbian
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    Way better than her Playboy layout. What a yawn… she was only topless which we’ve all seen before.

  20. Woody

    Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly Kelly ,,,

  21. Kelly Brook
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    Why put this pic up, only to ruin it with the stars?

  22. I’m a Big Fan of my size F boobs. But mine are naturally rad. =)

  23. Jean D

    this is the picture without the pink starts covering up and down:

  24. Kelly Brook
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    It’s hard to believe that poop actually comes out of that. Seems so wrong.

  25. Kelly Brook
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    Can you believe foul, smelly things come out of that beautiful behind? It’s just not right.

  26. jonathan a. squires

    Way too long, what planet are u people on. She’s the cover girl of the recent Playboy! She’s sittin on my coffe tab rgt. now!

  27. jonathan a. squires

    Any one who doesn’t think she’s hot , must an/ f and over 33 of age

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