It’s An Alexander Skarsgard Remix

April 13th, 2012 // 20 Comments
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Fun Fact: Alexander Skarsgard was one of the top contenders to be THOR-HAMM which thankfully didn’t happen. Anyway…

Skarsgard and THOR-HAMM were at the Hollywood premiere of The Avengers last night, so below is an appropriate musical montage that I feel captures the handsome pageantry of their respective sexual thundery attempting to occupy the same space.

Ladies? Tarp ‘em.

Skarsgard Cooper Draper DAMME!

[Ed. Note: Yes, we know that Jon Hamm/Chris Hemsworth pic is goddamn creepy and has no business existing, so now to make it even creepier. Try and tell me that's not Jason Isaac. Your mind: FUCKED. - SW]

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. Richard McBeef

    i suddenly have me a craving for that old bird with fake tits that photoboy constantly puts in the final five. or even that dude with the fake tits that is also a final five fave.

  2. Good call, Fish.

    Good call.

  3. Jill

    I’ve had a crush on Jason Issacs for YEARS, ever since I saw Divorcing Jack (not a romantic comedy, awesome flick, watch it immediately), and I love Jon Hamm about equally. New Thor guy definitely gets my vote as well. So why am I so upset over a photo of Thor-Hamm that looks like my beloved Jason Isaacs? Only one posisble answer: women are crazy.

  4. Anna

    “Sweet Fancy Moses” That is goddamn BRILLIANT! I will watch that video everyday forever. Because I’m too lazy to check, which dance came first – Elaine’s or Van Damme’s?

  5. the duck of death

    Fish must have photos of this dude enlarged by kinko’s and plastered all over his bedroom ceiling.

  6. Alexander Skarsgard Chris Hemsworth The Avengers
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Hemsworth makes Skarsgard look straight up boring & ugly in a side-by-side.

    • Cock Dr

      An interesting viewpoint…I was just thinking how the pale yet softly glowing Swedish giraffe makes Helmsworth look like a grizzled grampa.

  7. Liv

    hahahahah that video is hysterical. good job

  8. Cock Dr

    Is the suggested tarp for the flooding tears of laughter over that dance video?

  9. MyRightOne

    For the love of Skarsgard…. What in the white man’s overbite hell??? Mind: fucked and scrambled. Didn’t think it was possible to top yesterday’s post. *goes back to watch* Again. Un, deux, trois, quatre….Tarped! Zou bisou, bisou, bisou….VAN DAMME!

  10. Absolutely fucking hysterical! I confess – I spotted.

  11. I don’t get it… what’s a video of Jean-Claude van Damme showing what he learned in Taekwondo have to do with anything?

  12. Alexander Skarsgard Chris Hemsworth The Avengers
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate to say this… But he’d have only to snap his fingers for me to wet and drop my panties.
    Total stud.

  13. who what

    i do not understand the fuss over this guy. he going to look like renee zelleweger when he gets to be an old fuck

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