Fox News reported awhile ago that Isaac Hayes didn’t quit South Park and never issued the press release saying he was offended by their Scientology episode, but rather left the show after suffering a stroke. Now Page Six is claiming the press release was actually put out by other Scientologists, saying:
That release was put out by fellow Scientologist Christina “Kumi” Kimball, a fashion executive for designer Craig Taylor. According to foxnews.com, “Hayes loves ‘South Park’ and needs it for income. He has a new wife and a baby on the way.”
It’s surprising Scientologists haven’t kidnapped the President and blown up a box full of kittens yet. Looking at the way they conduct their public relations, their next step should be reworking their name into an acronym that spells out H.A.T.E. and maybe trying to launch a nuclear strike against all the promoters of freedom and democracy.
UPDATE: If you missed last night’s episode of South Park featuring the return of Chef, you can check out a clip here.
*UPDATE: Isaac Hayes was on the Opie & Anthony Show in December last year and openly said that he had no problem with the way Matt and Trey handled the Scientology episode. You can listen to the clip here.
God, this shit is Amway without the cleaning products!
Ii laughed so hard at that episode I almost pissed myself. Almost being a relitive term of course. The use of old Chef clips comlpetely out of context was fucking hilarious. America? fuck yeah!
#50 Discreet Chaos……YEs, Issac won all of those, in the 70′s. He hasn’t been doing anything lately other than South Park, as you know.
Spindoc: IMDB begs to differ.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005002/
First, I find it really surprising that some crazy Scientologist doesn’t get in here with the fire and brimstone about the thetans we’re loaded with – and threaten to su for disparaging their “religion”. Second, did the episode imply that Scientologists are child molesters or did they just kill Chef in a show for Isaac Hayes? Third, the voice clips were downright funny. I hope that the new lunch lady is the old bus driver.
#48, Lebowski: Thank you sir. I only wish I had’ve included your “read my palm for $500,” in it :)
I don’t think we’ve heard the last of this, but as for Matt and Trey riding publicity? Who released the original press release, and why hasn’t Hayes refuted it yet?
Matt and Trey are on OUR side, folks. Remember what they did to Paris Hilton.
#48, Lebowski: Thank you sir. I only wish I had’ve included your “read my palm for $500,” in it :)
I don’t think we’ve heard the last of this, but as for Matt and Trey riding publicity? Who released the original press release, and why hasn’t Hayes refuted it yet?
Matt and Trey are on OUR side, folks. Remember what they did to Paris Hilton.
I also find it interesting that SP fans are willing to take the implied info from the cartoonists, innuendo and stuff being whispered around the blogosphere at face value, while they’re refusing to accept any denials or information from any other source.
I *only* accept the implied info from the cartoonists, innuendo and stuff being whispered around the blogosphere at face value and absolutely refuse to accept any denials or information from any other source. That is, unless it ends with the line “and Tom Cruise loves the cock”
Ahhhhh! I just watched the clip.. what’s the secret!?! I hate living in Canada where we have to wait until Friday nite for new episodes.
i’ve been a little sad for most of the day. but just now, i thought of a nice-sized mob of people, outside the delivery room on the day/time katie holmes goes into labor, yelling “shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!” that made me smile.
but just for a second.
Sorry about the double post :(
I went here:
http://www.our-home.org/christinakumikimball/
Uccch! These scientology people are SICK!
It’s easy to blame Scientology. They are all CRAZY, after all. But I recently heard that Tom Cruise ate soup immediately before the COUCH JUMPING incident on Oprah. I’m inclined to believe that this may be related to his wild antics and lack of common sense! On the other hand, his Scientology beliefs may have led him to it in the first place. Any thoughts?
We need to invite ALL scientologists to the bloodbath premire of Wonder Woman starring Lindsey Hohan. They’ll never see it coming…
Being a listener to Opie and Anthony, i recall listening to the Isaac Hayes interview in december, on my way home from a weekend out of town…so my first thought when I heard the press release of him leaving, i thought 2 things. a) he is a big lying hypocrite, or b) the scientologists got to them.
Only in hollywood would you be able to join a cult and have it be portrayed in the media as a religion. I wonder if it would be portrayed the same If Scientology, minus the celebrities had a huge membership in remote locations. I could imaging if there were a group of these people where i live, they definitely would not be considered as a religion. Religion stinks, Celebrities Stink.
lol, own’d by the man!
I’m a Scientologist and I’ll tell you that this crazy story about Xenu is total crap. Some people in the press keep saying that this Xenu story is what Scientologists believe. This is such garbage and it’s a story repeated over and over and is intended to keep people from looking into what Scientology actually is. So why would some in the media intentionally try and keep people away from Scientology you ask? Because most media is well paid by the pharmaceutical industry. They see Scientology as a threat to their profits because it is. Scientology has many, many answers that work and are practical. Let’s look at 1 example of how the psychiatric drugging industry is hurt by Scientology technology… Let’s assume you know someone who has been depressed for several months or even years. Did you know that with Scientology you can literally snap him out of his dark days and make him feel happy again, sometimes in less than five minutes. How could this be? Because Scientology helps and works like nothing else before it. There is no need to be on a psychiatric drug everyday for the rest of your life. This is just one of thousands of solutions Scientology has and it would take literally books to tell you all it has to offer and can do. Give a Scientologist just a few minutes of your time and you’ll quickly realize what a sham psychiatry and the psychiatric drugging business is. It’s OK to be skeptical about Scientology, but don’t assume that what you’ve been told about it is actually true. Just ask yourself would all these celebrities be involved in it if didn’t help them and others tremendously?
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