Isaac Hayes back stabbed by Scientology

isaac-hayes-stroke.jpgFox News reported awhile ago that Isaac Hayes didn’t quit South Park and never issued the press release saying he was offended by their Scientology episode, but rather left the show after suffering a stroke. Now Page Six is claiming the press release was actually put out by other Scientologists, saying:

That release was put out by fellow Scientologist Christina “Kumi” Kimball, a fashion executive for designer Craig Taylor. According to, “Hayes loves ‘South Park’ and needs it for income. He has a new wife and a baby on the way.”

It’s surprising Scientologists haven’t kidnapped the President and blown up a box full of kittens yet. Looking at the way they conduct their public relations, their next step should be reworking their name into an acronym that spells out H.A.T.E. and maybe trying to launch a nuclear strike against all the promoters of freedom and democracy.

UPDATE: If you missed last night’s episode of South Park featuring the return of Chef, you can check out a clip here.

*UPDATE: Isaac Hayes was on the Opie & Anthony Show in December last year and openly said that he had no problem with the way Matt and Trey handled the Scientology episode. You can listen to the clip here.