‘I’s Gonna Murry You in My Berkini.’

August 27th, 2010 // 54 Comments

These are shots of Britney Spears and Jason Trawick scoping out the chapel at their hotel in Maui yesterday which seems to have set off the “Britney’s Getting Married” alarm across the entire gossip circuit. Now some of you might be wondering, “Is Britney really stupid enough to get married again?” Which is, of course, the wrong question and not just because the answer is “Unbelievably so.” No, the real question is, how the fuck is this legal? She’s still under a conservatorship which means she technically can’t even sign her own marriage license without her dad’s co-signature making this thing a weird-ass arranged marriage. No, really, this Jason Trawick guy is essentially marrying a retarded person trapped in a questionably attractive body and everyone’s okay with this? We’re just gonna let his happen? Christ, at least when she married Kevin they were intellectual equals. Intellectual equals that someone forgot to neuter, but equals nonetheless.

Photos: Flynet, Splash News

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  1. truth

    MOUTH BREATHER

  2. guy rossissi

    Why does her dude look like billy bob in monsters ball?

    Still better than k-fed…

  3. boo

    How does she do that? The last post you put up she looked somewhat pretty and the now she looks lumpy and lobotomized.

  4. Michael Lohan

    I’d hit it.

  5. Britney Spears
    Eric
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice ass, Brit!

  6. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    what a body!!! holy christ…

    fantastic!

  7. Drundel

    She still has a decent body. Damn, I bet a ton of women hate her.

  8. jebby

    Jesus Christ

    her boobs Look like Pecs
    IT looks like when a Gay guy puts boobs but you can tell it’s still a guy’s chest,
    Like transexual guys, like, they don’t fool anyone with their boobs

    well that’s how britney looks, Wow, i never thought I would see a woman that looks worst than a transexual man

  9. Britney Spears
    Jealous
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay, seriously Britney, if you’re reading this, PLEASE reveal how you got that ass.

    • MrsEllis

      Exercise, lazy….

      • Jealous

        HA! Clever solution, Mrs. Ellis. Never occurred to me. However, like most women afflicted with white-girl-ass, I meant that I needed some specific techniques.

    • Janice

      Honestly, why would Britney Spears be reading this website? Isn’t the whole ‘reading’ part a dead giveaway… Guess you got a white-girl-brain too.

  10. pimp

    all these pics of britney lately got me jacking off like it’s 2001. thanks for making me feel youthful, fish…

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    Olya
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great!

  12. Darth

    What’s that Greek statue doing there in the park?

  13. chaseNlife

    fish, I’m guessing you were beat up by a redneck as a kid, anywaz I’d hit it.

  14. Britney Spears
    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    Dat ass!!!

  15. Messr B

    is it just me or does it look like she has a golden monkey tail in that 1st picture?

  16. joho777

    Poor Britney. After they spent so much time trying to train her to CLOSE HER MOUTH and SUCK IN HER STOMACH whenever she sees a camera.

    And her lumpy old implants are looking worse than ever before. No wonder that Jason guy wants to marry her.

    Isn’t that everyone’s dream, to marry a seriously retarded person?

    • go

      those hang like real breasts joho. you would know if you ever saw and felt some in real life.

      • FiveOh

        Hang like real breasts? Really? I may not be an interwebs breast expert like go here, but when tits bulge out at the top with nipples pointing down and outward at 45 degree angles, that’s usually a good sign of some surgical intervention.

      • go

        nipples can droop from breastfeeding . the more you know *

      • FiveOh

        Yeah, and they can also be forced into awkward and unnatural positions by shitty breast implants. You should know more *

  17. joe blow

    I’d fuck the crazy out of her.

  18. Keith

    Uh… you used the “R-Word”… didn’t you learn anything from Jennifer Aniston?

  19. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    You had me at berkini…

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Billy Bob agent boyfriend looks fit.
    He needs to be. She’s hard work.

  21. Marcus

    All girls should get implants. It should be part of the Obama health care.

  22. I love, cheat anyone, not even with their breasts and how Britney looks, Wow, I never thought I would see a woman that the worst appears to be a transsexual man
    r4

  23. Britney Spears
    Jack S
    Commented on this photo:

    that ass asks for a rimjob

  24. captain america

    THE LAST TIME SHE SHITTED WAS LAST WEEK?

  25. Wishbone

    No comment about Brittany…still laughing at the headline…

  26. flesh

    doctor …
    thigh and ass

  27. D*skellz

    It makes me laugh to think about him creating the subject line of this blog. Sounding out the syllables to make it look like the perfect ogre speak.

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    Corey
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always liked Britney Spears’ sexy butt. She looks really, really beautiful in any bikini!!

  29. Bored with life

    I’d blow a big load all over her fat tummy tum!

  30. Britney Spears
    patrick dean ater
    Commented on this photo:

    i want you to marry jason . to me he is just a piece of fucking shit. im drinking myself to death. ha ha go the rest of your life miserable i dont give a shit. i love you britney

  31. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow !! it’s so good wear bikni here so I like this types bikni… and my husband so really impress to this ..

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