These are shots of Britney Spears and Jason Trawick scoping out the chapel at their hotel in Maui yesterday which seems to have set off the “Britney’s Getting Married” alarm across the entire gossip circuit. Now some of you might be wondering, “Is Britney really stupid enough to get married again?” Which is, of course, the wrong question and not just because the answer is “Unbelievably so.” No, the real question is, how the fuck is this legal? She’s still under a conservatorship which means she technically can’t even sign her own marriage license without her dad’s co-signature making this thing a weird-ass arranged marriage. No, really, this Jason Trawick guy is essentially marrying a retarded person trapped in a questionably attractive body and everyone’s okay with this? We’re just gonna let his happen? Christ, at least when she married Kevin they were intellectual equals. Intellectual equals that someone forgot to neuter, but equals nonetheless.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
ugottabekidding | August 27, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Primera! Suck it!
Mr. Nice Guy | August 27, 2010 at 2:48 pm
She looks great! Love her ass in Picture #5.
Lovemypubichairthick | August 30, 2010 at 9:01 am
What the hell are you looking at?
truth | August 27, 2010 at 12:34 pm
MOUTH BREATHER
guy rossissi | August 27, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Why does her dude look like billy bob in monsters ball?
Still better than k-fed…
boo | August 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
How does she do that? The last post you put up she looked somewhat pretty and the now she looks lumpy and lobotomized.
derp | August 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm
It’s called photography angles and her not sucking it in.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 27, 2010 at 12:51 pm
was just gona say–pic 5 looks like she put on 10 lbs since yellow bikini the other day.. who cares tho cos yesterdays ass shot was alltime mol-neh
Michael Lohan | August 27, 2010 at 12:40 pm
I’d hit it.
Drundel | August 27, 2010 at 1:07 pm
She still has a decent body. Damn, I bet a ton of women hate her.
Sugar | August 27, 2010 at 1:28 pm
I can walk down the street to the park and see women with a whole lot less money and more kids who look a lot better than Shitney. In the face AND body.
Jen | August 27, 2010 at 1:55 pm
i agree, sugar.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 27, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Where is this street at?
ehh | August 27, 2010 at 2:53 pm
I know that street…it is in my bedroom!
jebby | August 27, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Jesus Christ
her boobs Look like Pecs
IT looks like when a Gay guy puts boobs but you can tell it’s still a guy’s chest,
Like transexual guys, like, they don’t fool anyone with their boobs
well that’s how britney looks, Wow, i never thought I would see a woman that looks worst than a transexual man
pimp | August 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm
all these pics of britney lately got me jacking off like it’s 2001. thanks for making me feel youthful, fish…
randy | August 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm
My thoughts exactly. She is hot hot hot.
Alexandra Hemale | August 27, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Damn. You need to raise your standards, dudes. I’ve seen hotter pieces at Walmart on a Sunday.
Darth | August 27, 2010 at 2:45 pm
What’s that Greek statue doing there in the park?
Galtacticus | August 27, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Statue?! It’s a rock!
chaseNlife | August 27, 2010 at 2:45 pm
fish, I’m guessing you were beat up by a redneck as a kid, anywaz I’d hit it.
flesh | August 27, 2010 at 3:06 pm
doctor…
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/03/26/britney-spears-gets-new-larger-implants/
Messr B | August 27, 2010 at 4:08 pm
is it just me or does it look like she has a golden monkey tail in that 1st picture?
joho777 | August 27, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Poor Britney. After they spent so much time trying to train her to CLOSE HER MOUTH and SUCK IN HER STOMACH whenever she sees a camera.
And her lumpy old implants are looking worse than ever before. No wonder that Jason guy wants to marry her.
Isn’t that everyone’s dream, to marry a seriously retarded person?
go | August 27, 2010 at 5:38 pm
those hang like real breasts joho. you would know if you ever saw and felt some in real life.
FiveOh | August 27, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Hang like real breasts? Really? I may not be an interwebs breast expert like go here, but when tits bulge out at the top with nipples pointing down and outward at 45 degree angles, that’s usually a good sign of some surgical intervention.
go | August 28, 2010 at 1:04 am
nipples can droop from breastfeeding . the more you know *
FiveOh | August 28, 2010 at 5:17 am
Yeah, and they can also be forced into awkward and unnatural positions by shitty breast implants. You should know more *
joe blow | August 27, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I’d fuck the crazy out of her.
Keith | August 27, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Uh… you used the “R-Word”… didn’t you learn anything from Jennifer Aniston?
Marcus | August 28, 2010 at 1:02 am
All girls should get implants. It should be part of the Obama health care.
MrsEllis | August 28, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Some have natural breasts you know… Implants have to be based on something.
garrybrahmin | August 28, 2010 at 1:37 am
I love, cheat anyone, not even with their breasts and how Britney looks, Wow, I never thought I would see a woman that the worst appears to be a transsexual man
r4
captain america | August 28, 2010 at 7:00 am
THE LAST TIME SHE SHITTED WAS LAST WEEK?
flesh | August 28, 2010 at 7:35 pm
she needs more fiber…
Wishbone | August 28, 2010 at 8:41 am
No comment about Brittany…still laughing at the headline…
flesh | August 28, 2010 at 7:41 pm
doctor …
thigh and ass
flesh | August 28, 2010 at 7:41 pm
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2007/06/05/britneys-butt-cellullite/
D*skellz | August 29, 2010 at 2:03 am
It makes me laugh to think about him creating the subject line of this blog. Sounding out the syllables to make it look like the perfect ogre speak.
Bored with life | August 30, 2010 at 6:29 pm
I’d blow a big load all over her fat tummy tum!