These are shots of Britney Spears and Jason Trawick scoping out the chapel at their hotel in Maui yesterday which seems to have set off the “Britney’s Getting Married” alarm across the entire gossip circuit. Now some of you might be wondering, “Is Britney really stupid enough to get married again?” Which is, of course, the wrong question and not just because the answer is “Unbelievably so.” No, the real question is, how the fuck is this legal? She’s still under a conservatorship which means she technically can’t even sign her own marriage license without her dad’s co-signature making this thing a weird-ass arranged marriage. No, really, this Jason Trawick guy is essentially marrying a retarded person trapped in a questionably attractive body and everyone’s okay with this? We’re just gonna let his happen? Christ, at least when she married Kevin they were intellectual equals. Intellectual equals that someone forgot to neuter, but equals nonetheless.
Photos: Flynet, Splash News
Primera! Suck it!
She looks great! Love her ass in Picture #5.
What the hell are you looking at?
MOUTH BREATHER
Why does her dude look like billy bob in monsters ball?
Still better than k-fed…
How does she do that? The last post you put up she looked somewhat pretty and the now she looks lumpy and lobotomized.
It’s called photography angles and her not sucking it in.
was just gona say–pic 5 looks like she put on 10 lbs since yellow bikini the other day.. who cares tho cos yesterdays ass shot was alltime mol-neh
I’d hit it.
Nice ass, Brit!
what a body!!! holy christ…
fantastic!
She still has a decent body. Damn, I bet a ton of women hate her.
I can walk down the street to the park and see women with a whole lot less money and more kids who look a lot better than Shitney. In the face AND body.
i agree, sugar.
Where is this street at?
I know that street…it is in my bedroom!
Jesus Christ
her boobs Look like Pecs
IT looks like when a Gay guy puts boobs but you can tell it’s still a guy’s chest,
Like transexual guys, like, they don’t fool anyone with their boobs
well that’s how britney looks, Wow, i never thought I would see a woman that looks worst than a transexual man
Okay, seriously Britney, if you’re reading this, PLEASE reveal how you got that ass.
Exercise, lazy….
HA! Clever solution, Mrs. Ellis. Never occurred to me. However, like most women afflicted with white-girl-ass, I meant that I needed some specific techniques.
Honestly, why would Britney Spears be reading this website? Isn’t the whole ‘reading’ part a dead giveaway… Guess you got a white-girl-brain too.
all these pics of britney lately got me jacking off like it’s 2001. thanks for making me feel youthful, fish…
My thoughts exactly. She is hot hot hot.
Damn. You need to raise your standards, dudes. I’ve seen hotter pieces at Walmart on a Sunday.
She looks great!
What’s that Greek statue doing there in the park?
Statue?! It’s a rock!
fish, I’m guessing you were beat up by a redneck as a kid, anywaz I’d hit it.
doctor…
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2010/03/26/britney-spears-gets-new-larger-implants/
Dat ass!!!
is it just me or does it look like she has a golden monkey tail in that 1st picture?
Poor Britney. After they spent so much time trying to train her to CLOSE HER MOUTH and SUCK IN HER STOMACH whenever she sees a camera.
And her lumpy old implants are looking worse than ever before. No wonder that Jason guy wants to marry her.
Isn’t that everyone’s dream, to marry a seriously retarded person?
those hang like real breasts joho. you would know if you ever saw and felt some in real life.
Hang like real breasts? Really? I may not be an interwebs breast expert like go here, but when tits bulge out at the top with nipples pointing down and outward at 45 degree angles, that’s usually a good sign of some surgical intervention.
nipples can droop from breastfeeding . the more you know *
Yeah, and they can also be forced into awkward and unnatural positions by shitty breast implants. You should know more *
I’d fuck the crazy out of her.
Uh… you used the “R-Word”… didn’t you learn anything from Jennifer Aniston?
You had me at berkini…
Billy Bob agent boyfriend looks fit.
He needs to be. She’s hard work.
All girls should get implants. It should be part of the Obama health care.
Some have natural breasts you know… Implants have to be based on something.
I love, cheat anyone, not even with their breasts and how Britney looks, Wow, I never thought I would see a woman that the worst appears to be a transsexual man
r4
that ass asks for a rimjob
THE LAST TIME SHE SHITTED WAS LAST WEEK?
she needs more fiber…
No comment about Brittany…still laughing at the headline…
doctor …
thigh and ass
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2007/06/05/britneys-butt-cellullite/
It makes me laugh to think about him creating the subject line of this blog. Sounding out the syllables to make it look like the perfect ogre speak.
I’ve always liked Britney Spears’ sexy butt. She looks really, really beautiful in any bikini!!
I’d blow a big load all over her fat tummy tum!
i want you to marry jason . to me he is just a piece of fucking shit. im drinking myself to death. ha ha go the rest of your life miserable i dont give a shit. i love you britney
Wow !! it’s so good wear bikni here so I like this types bikni… and my husband so really impress to this ..
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