Iron Patriot Is In ‘Iron Man 3′
I probably should’ve added NERD ALERT in the headline.
Presumably to show off that Disney will use all the characters in the Marvel stable however the hell they want, here’s James Badge Dale in character as Iron Patriot on the set of Iron Man 3 in North Carolina today which is surprising because a.) if you’ve been following the movie it was just assumed he’d been playing Coldblood since his character is Eric Savin and b.) during Marvel’s “Dark Reign” Iron Patriot was the alter-ego of Norman Osborn a.k.a. Spider-Man’s Green Goblin who Sony still owns the rights to.
Translation For People Who Have Sexual Intercourse With Women:
Iron Man is totally going to fight this America Iron Man in the new Iron Man which is apparently a big deal to that dude who’s always in the LEGO aisle in Target but you can safely say isn’t a pedophile because you once saw a six-year-old beat the shit out of him for the last Captain America set. (That kid was easily eight.)