Iron Patriot Is In ‘Iron Man 3′

May 30th, 2012 // 28 Comments
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I probably should’ve added NERD ALERT in the headline.

Presumably to show off that Disney will use all the characters in the Marvel stable however the hell they want, here’s James Badge Dale in character as Iron Patriot on the set of Iron Man 3 in North Carolina today which is surprising because a.) if you’ve been following the movie it was just assumed he’d been playing Coldblood since his character is Eric Savin and b.) during Marvel’s “Dark Reign” Iron Patriot was the alter-ego of Norman Osborn a.k.a. Spider-Man’s Green Goblin who Sony still owns the rights to.

Translation For People Who Have Sexual Intercourse With Women:

Iron Man is totally going to fight this America Iron Man in the new Iron Man which is apparently a big deal to that dude who’s always in the LEGO aisle in Target but you can safely say isn’t a pedophile because you once saw a six-year-old beat the shit out of him for the last Captain America set. (That kid was easily eight.)

Photos: Fame/Flynet


  1. numbah 1

    what’s wrong with legos?

  2. pretty blank


  3. I got asthma just reading this.

  4. This was FISH’s senior photo


  5. I’m feeling pretty good about myself right now because all of a sudden I’m not THAT nerdy. Glavin!

  6. USDA Prime McBeef


    wait, yeah, i got fucking nuthin.

  7. Oh no. You’ll have to change the poster in your bedroom.

  8. dooood

    i fail to see how this is in any way significant.
    you can do anything you want to do with comic book stories.
    it’s all just fan fiction about people who are ‘fictional characters’ to begin with. there is barely any continuity or chronology whatsoever.

    how bout a story about ‘abraham lincoln vampire’ ?
    i mean is it me or have they started getting movie ideas
    from eric cartman?

    first they put tim and eric in charge of all global marketing and now this…

  9. The only thing capable of taking down these iron comic book guys: Overload them with refrigerator magnets.

  10. Jake

    Iron Patriot in the “Dark Avengers” series was awesome! And his Avengers battle in Siege!? Wooo!! Great times! Iron Patriot can attempt to Siege Asgard, and the Avengers can fight over that. Quality stuff….Ladies?

  11. Zoroko

    Translation For People Who Have Sexual Intercourse With Women

    ^^^^^ stupidest thing I’ve read all day ^^^^^^

  12. Iron Patriot Iron Man 3 Set Photos
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    Gulp dare I ask, Harry Osbourne?

  13. All I know is that it would be awesome if one of these guys would come to my place and teach my wife how to use an iron.

  14. Mike

    All I care about is make it as entertaining as the first film and keep that fathead Jon Favreau out of the director’s chair for ruining Iron Man 2.

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  16. Iron Patriot Iron Man 3 Set Photos
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    it won’t be Osbourne. Sony has rights to Spidey. it will be coldblood i’m sure.

  17. cc

    I hear they are adding the Iron Orkin Man to Iron Man 4.

  18. JW


    • Lex

      dont worry buddy, it’s not like they were mocking you for choosing comic books over sex… oh wait, yeh, they totally were.

  19. I’ll bet anything the dipshit who wrote this has never touched a woman’s vagina.

  20. “Translation for people who have sexual intercourse with women” Hilarious.

  21. S.Freud

    And once again the Superficial works a pedophile reference into an article. Just what is your obsession with pedophiles and pedophilia, anyway? Not that it matters–it’s unhealthy, any way you look at it, and probably. . .hell, without a doubt it hides a disgusting, vile appetite on the part of whichever child-stalking perv writes these articles.

    Translation for those who have sexual intercourse with adults: these people are sick.

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