The Full ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer’s Here Already

I’m not sure what the marketing plan is for making a 17-second teaser for a trailer you’re releasing barely a day later, but if it involves giving nerds on the Internet blue balls than going, “Just kidding, robot handjob?” mission accomplished. So here’s the full official trailer for Iron Man 3 which reteams Robert Downey Jr. with director Shane Black and already looks like it’s on track to make up for Iron Man 2 whose trailer I’m now recalling was also pretty awesome, so just look at the pretty pictures. I’m bringing nothing to the table here.