The Full ‘Iron Man 3′ Trailer’s Here Already

October 23rd, 2012 // 15 Comments
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WATCH: 'Iron Man 3' Official Trailer

I’m not sure what the marketing plan is for making a 17-second teaser for a trailer you’re releasing barely a day later, but if it involves giving nerds on the Internet blue balls than going, “Just kidding, robot handjob?” mission accomplished. So here’s the full official trailer for Iron Man 3 which reteams Robert Downey Jr. with director Shane Black and already looks like it’s on track to make up for Iron Man 2 whose trailer I’m now recalling was also pretty awesome, so just look at the pretty pictures. I’m bringing nothing to the table here.

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  1. Sandoucheky

    Jesus, why don’t they just get Hans Zimmer to do the score and have Ben Kingsley say “When it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die…” while they’re at it?

    • Troll's Nightmare

      Why so serious? Trying to overcompensate with a Dark Knight wannabe for the crap that was Iron Man 2 won’t work. Go back to the original fun and funny ride that made the first movie work.

      • Troll's Nightmare

        Crap, that was supposed to be a separate entry. Let’s just say this is my agreeing with Sandoucheky.

  2. Iron Man 2 was so incredibly putrid that the only way this one could make up for it is if it did actually give all of us handjobs.

  3. Deacon Jones

    OH MY GOD, HE’S GONNA DIE! OH MY GOD!

  4. Josh

    They may as well call it “Iron Man Rises”.

  5. Inner Retard

    Am I the only one who thinks the prop on Downey’s head looks stupid?

  6. Movie looks awesome. Definitely gonna see it.

  7. El Jefe

    I like it, it looks really good.

  8. “I’m not sure what the marketing plan is for releasing a 17-second teaser trailer only to realize the full one the next day”

    Because, weirdly enough, the teaser trailer wasn’t a teaser for the movie, it was a teaser for the full trailer. That’s why it said “This Tuesday” at the beginning and “World Trailer Premier” at the end…

  9. I don’t see the danger to his girl because isn’t she the Iron Bitch?

  10. KV

    Why couldn’t they replace that fucked up Paltrow woman ? I hate her in this type of movies, she should stick to her uptide drama flicks. Please make her go away !!!!

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