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- Paul McCartney hates his money. That’s how I’m reading this. [Popeater]
- Michael Cera will go from funny awkward geeky guy to serious awkward geeky guy. [Huffington Post]
- Alicia Silverstone kid joins the “Just Because I’m Rich Doesn’t Mean I Won’t Be A Social Outcast” Club. [Dlisted]
- Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield are friends in real life, too. Yayyy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Marissa Miller is in a see-through dress. [Hollywood Tuna]
- And Megan Fox is in Armani underwear again. [Popoholic]
- Rihanna is making songs about furniture now. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Braless chicks who aren’t Miley Cyrus making me want to fork myself in the eyes. [theCHIVE]
- Simon Cowell forgets that Americans actually love the leprechaun from Lucky Charms. [ONTD]
- A bunch of dragons banging cars. No, really. [BuzzFeed]
- Cameron Diaz is really earning that #4 spot on Maxim’s Hottest 100 list. [Celebslam]
- Please, God, make this happen. [FilmDrunk]
- Potential Date Rape Victims of 2011 [Bleacher Report]
- Accidental porn. Because the real stuff is so hard to find. [Maxim]
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It’s not clear to me if you meant to say that it’s only braless Miley Cyrus who makes you want to fork yourself in the eyes, or all braless chicks. ‘Cause if it’s the first, okay; but if it’s the second, um, I don’t know if I’ll ever trust you again.
Is it just me, or does Irina Shayk have “poke me in the ass” written all over her face???
She’s a mail order bride? Damn, I ended up with a 200 pound Ukrainian named, Olga, with the constellation Orion on her face in bristly moles the size of Eskimo nipples. I gotta start shopping in the back of those CLASSY free weeklies.
THIS woman is “gorgeous”?
Maxim has never seemed less relevant. Cameron Diaz is #4 on their top Hottest 100 list? I can’t help but notice the photo they used is about 20 years old, which says pretty much all you need to say about it.
All “lists” suck
well it loks like Alicia Silverstone is about to be single mother.
For just three easy payments of “You should just fucking smile and blow me!”
The ‘whore time’ you mean.
half of you called me crazy or gay for saying she was nothing special in the face when she got the SI cover. She has hemorrhoid lips, and droopy eyes! Her body is amazing, but she is NOT gorgeous at all IMO.
At least in this picture, she is definitely a paper bagger
“You make for me the U.S. citizen, and I give for you the blewjobs, da?”
According to pagesix’s blind item yesterday Cameron Diaz is a wonderful girlfriend and envious of A-rod…
woops
And-am-envious. For the effect…
Someone set the makeup gun to “whore.”
Damn she’s gorgeous
*secretly waits for comments saying she’s ugly*
……………so Wal Mart sells them too?
Is it me or is Irina Shayk a tranny?
So, Michael Cera as Michael Cera? I don’t think he knows how to play any other character.
Again with Russian Jokes! Remember what Tony Soprano said:”you don’t fuck with those people, Janice!” Wil be revenged.