Irina Shayk Was a Mail-Order Bride The Whole Time and Other News

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- Paul McCartney hates his money. That’s how I’m reading this. [Popeater]

- Michael Cera will go from funny awkward geeky guy to serious awkward geeky guy. [Huffington Post]

- Alicia Silverstone kid joins the “Just Because I’m Rich Doesn’t Mean I Won’t Be A Social Outcast” Club. [Dlisted]

- Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield are friends in real life, too. Yayyy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Marissa Miller is in a see-through dress. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Megan Fox is in Armani underwear again. [Popoholic]

- Rihanna is making songs about furniture now. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Braless chicks who aren’t Miley Cyrus making me want to fork myself in the eyes. [theCHIVE]

- Simon Cowell forgets that Americans actually love the leprechaun from Lucky Charms. [ONTD]

- A bunch of dragons banging cars. No, really. [BuzzFeed]

- Cameron Diaz is really earning that #4 spot on Maxim’s Hottest 100 list. [Celebslam]

- Please, God, make this happen. [FilmDrunk]

- Potential Date Rape Victims of 2011 [Bleacher Report]

- Accidental porn. Because the real stuff is so hard to find. [Maxim]

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