Irina Shayk Won The Vanity Fair Oscars Viewing Party

So remember this morning when I said we’re going to try and get in and out of the Oscars? What I meant was we’re going to spend all goddamn day writing about them and the eight million pics that fell out of it. So here’s Irina Shayk at the Vanity Fair Oscar viewing party where I didn’t even bother including anybody else because it’s just the same people from the Oscars but in different outfits, and I don’t cotton to that, Reese Witherspoon, so stop calling. You’re upsetting my wife, Hilary Duff – who just made a break for it. Dammit, ‘Spoon!

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