Irina Shayk in GQ Spain

For those of you foolish enough to read the words down here, this is Russian model Irina Shayk posing for the December issue of GQ Spain. She’s also the girlfriend of Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo despite the fact he’s had sex with Paris Hilton, and was successfully sued in a paternity suit while dating Irina. So, basically she’s gullible which, to me, just adds to the fantasy.

IRINA: Vhy have you not taken out garvage?
ME: …. I’m my evil twin.
IRINA: Forgive me. I’m so sorry.
ME: Honest mistake.

(And I’m aroused.)

UPDATE: And now I’m not. According to The HuffPo, GQ allegedly Photoshopped some of the images to make Irina look nude without her consent. *looks down* And we’re back.

Photos: GQ Spain