Irina Shayk in GQ Spain

November 30th, 2010 // 65 Comments

For those of you foolish enough to read the words down here, this is Russian model Irina Shayk posing for the December issue of GQ Spain. She’s also the girlfriend of Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo despite the fact he’s had sex with Paris Hilton, and was successfully sued in a paternity suit while dating Irina. So, basically she’s gullible which, to me, just adds to the fantasy.

IRINA: Vhy have you not taken out garvage?
ME: …. I’m my evil twin.
IRINA: Forgive me. I’m so sorry.
ME: Honest mistake.

(And I’m aroused.)

UPDATE: And now I’m not. According to The HuffPo, GQ allegedly Photoshopped some of the images to make Irina look nude without her consent. *looks down* And we’re back.

Photos: GQ Spain


  1. neka


  2. thepinktaco

    Last one on the pitch is a rotten egg!!

  3. McFeely Smackup

    sigh…more pictures of not-naked chicks I never heard of.

    that’s cutting edge stuff!

  4. anonymous

    So what Ronaldo use her face for football practice?

  5. GravyLeg

    Cute little bolt ons…

  6. Lady Blah Blah

    Yet more evidence against the argument that women must either be tubs of lard like Kim Kardassian and Christina “The White Precious” Hendricks, or anorexic looking.

  7. Douchariffic

    They complete erased one of her hips when airbrushing. Total disproportion does not look sexy.

    • GQ

      GQ has since shown the video of the photoshoot, so you can see she actually pulled her clothes off in real life (and voluntarily) and the pics are not photoshopped.

      • McFeely Smackup

        except that the video doesn’t show that at all, and now GQ is being sued for photoshopping the photos to make it look as if she were naked when she never was.

        so… FAIL.

  8. Whatever

    He also slept with Kim K. so who know what kind of cocktail of STDs she has now.

  9. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the big deal? She looks like Amanda Peet to me, and I’ve already seen her naked.

  10. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    Ronaldo is Portugeuse. He plays professionally for a Spanish team.

  11. What’s the big deal? She looks like Amanda Peet, and I’ve already seen her naked.

  12. BodyForWife

    She smelled like cigarettes, Lieutenant Dan.

  13. BlueFalcon

    She’s got a pretty hot fart-box

  14. Doc Scweinstrudel

    insert the jealous comment from fat russophobe aussie mama here

  15. FattyFatty2X4

    Thanx Fishy, I’ve never broken 4.5 on the Peen meter before.
    A Christmas Miracle indeed.

  16. Doc Scweinstrudel

    Fish, are you stoned right now? Look how many spelling mistakes you made! Shame on you

  17. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she might smell like garlic and spices… I will make love to her anyway (IF she was in love with me i mean) LOL.

    • Jon

      “make love”? Locate your testes for god sake. Weight lifting boosts testosterone. Heck, even going for a run does as well. Sounds like you have bitch tits and could use a run.

      PS – If you are a fruity Frenchmen, disregard all of the above.

  18. jojo

    My eyes are cumming! My eyes are actually cumming. As is my wrestled penis.

  19. Doc Scweinstrudel

    Don’t know about this chick – she looks average for Russian, but Ronaldo is my hot subject of mastrubation yeeeah baby take off that shirt, right honey, now let me pleasure you -da

    • Quiller

      Never ever trust any Russian, ever. This girl looks like a spy to me, and she also may really be a man, you never know with those KGB pigs.

  20. charles

    i want to say “AYE AYE AE AYE!!!!” Like a hot latin lover I will scream it!!! She looks so spicey!!!

  21. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    mike beeotch
    Commented on this photo:

    Ronaldo plays IN Spain, not for Spain. He is Portuguese and plays for Portugal, where is also the captain of the national team. Wait, what?

  22. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks good to me . . . . the boobs are nice and perky.

  23. billybragg

    Ronaldo doesn’t play for Spain. He plays in Spain, there is a difference. David Beckham doesn’t play for the US…he plays in the US.

    On a sidenote…….fit Russian.

    • Doc Scweinstrudel

      What’s the fucking difference, I don’t get it? Isn’t he like employed in Real Madrid now and making his living playing for them?
      Isn’t David Beckham employed by LA Galaxy??? WHat’s your point?

      • XFX

        The point is that he doesn’t play for the Spanish national team, just as Beckham doesn’t play for the US national team. It may not seem like a very important distinction to an American, because American Football and Baseball are mostly US sports, but for Association Football (aka Soccer) which has many pan-European and international competitions, it is.

      • Doc Scweinstrudel

        He is playing for main Spanish team called Real Madrid and obviously he gives more crap about $$$ than his nationality, sorry to ruin your hero for ya.

      • XFX

        He’s not my hero. I don’t like football (Association or US, for that matter) and I’m not Portuguese. I couldn’t give a fuck about C. Ronaldo, just answering your question.

        The fact is that when someone says “he plays for country XXX” that means the national team in the soccer world, not the club. What he cares more about is another story.

        PS: FC Barcelona fans might disagree with your statement that Real Madrid is the “main” Spanish club… ;-)

  24. Bex

    Er….christiano ronaldo plays for Portugal, you know, cos he’s Portuguese!

    • Doc Scweinstrudel

      Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, OIH, (Portuguese pronunciation: [kɾɨʃtiˈɐnu ʁuˈnaɫdu]; born 5 February 1985),[2] commonly known as Cristiano Ronaldo, is a Portuguese footballer who plays as a winger or a forward for Spanish La Liga club Real Madrid and serves as captain of the Portuguese national team. Ronaldo is the most expensive player in football history after moving Manchester United to Real Madrid in a transfer deal worth £80 million (€94m, US$132m). In addition, his contract with Real Madrid, in which he is to be paid £11 million per year over the following six years, makes him the highest-paid football player in the world

  25. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That stupid swim or bodysuit is in the way of the fabulous nude photo.

  26. Richard McBeef

    soccer is second in lameness to the jagoffs that argue about it.

    • Doc Scweinstrudel

      oh yeah I think its lame for ya ‘mericans to call whatever you call football since no foot ever touches the ball and you toss it with hands!LAME

      • McFeely Smackup

        You should learn more about Football…since you seem embarrassingly clueless about the role that kicking the ball plays.

  27. Carolyn

    Disgusting cigarettes. They’ll make any beautiful woman ugly.

  28. Cock Dr

    This gal has an incredible pair of poochy trout lips.
    Did she buy them or do they breed them that way in some remote parts of the Motherland?

  29. aera

    looks like a jungle animal

  30. Hank Rearden

    Me likey.

  31. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    Can I give you a hand?

  32. Not feelin it. Ooh and a nasty madonna thumbnail coming up. victorias secret fashion show tonite 10e cbs oops sorry just sharin da luv

    • reptilianeworldorder

      wow. you actually just thought up that comment, typed it, then looked at it and thought, “oh maaaan. everyone’s gonna be super-impressed with this comment!” then, you posted it, re-read it, got proud all over again, and now you’re probably waiting to read the “jealous” replies. life fail!

  33. STFU

    Wow, shut the fuck up already. Do you actually sit here refreshing the page so you can inject your stupid ass comments?


    Shut the fuck up.

  34. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow- thanks… more ads. And not just more ads, more really fuc|

  35. anonym

    million times better looking than that other Russian spy girl.

    Irina needs to sit on my face.

  36. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she’s lovely. I hope we see more of this girl… unless an upcoming pic reveals she’s had breast surgery done. I hate when you see a beautiful girl and then look at her chest and there’s some Grand Canyon action.

  37. dast

    i laughed at the headline….” Obama, from god to demon. Portrait of a failure.”

  38. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh. She’s no Brooke Hogan.


  39. Johnny Cage

    Oh look what they look like before you marry them….

  40. Irina Shayk GQ Spain
    Commented on this photo:

    this woman is hot, but anyone who dates greasy ronoldo loses all respect in my book lol.

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