For those of you foolish enough to read the words down here, this is Russian model Irina Shayk posing for the December issue of GQ Spain. She’s also the girlfriend of Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo despite the fact he’s had sex with Paris Hilton, and was successfully sued in a paternity suit while dating Irina. So, basically she’s gullible which, to me, just adds to the fantasy.
IRINA: Vhy have you not taken out garvage?
ME: …. I’m my evil twin.
IRINA: Forgive me. I’m so sorry.
ME: Honest mistake.
(And I’m aroused.)
UPDATE: And now I’m not. According to The HuffPo, GQ allegedly Photoshopped some of the images to make Irina look nude without her consent. *looks down* And we’re back.
Photos: GQ Spain
CRISTIANO RONALDO IS PORTUGUESE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
He plays for Real Madrid so there’s the mistake. Boy are you touchy.
Careful, you’re making morons like yourself look bad…
Oh Willow Palin, will you never learn?!
fdx mulher, relaxa, ele nao sabe muito, nao e culpa dele
I’d like to go to Portugal and Spain for a vacation. Who cares about this air brushed Ho.
Last one on the pitch is a rotten egg!!
sigh…more pictures of not-naked chicks I never heard of.
that’s cutting edge stuff!
So what Ronaldo use her face for football practice?
rofl, exactly what I was thinking
she has a face?
Cute little bolt ons…
Yet more evidence against the argument that women must either be tubs of lard like Kim Kardassian and Christina “The White Precious” Hendricks, or anorexic looking.
They complete erased one of her hips when airbrushing. Total disproportion does not look sexy.
GQ has since shown the video of the photoshoot, so you can see she actually pulled her clothes off in real life (and voluntarily) and the pics are not photoshopped.
except that the video doesn’t show that at all, and now GQ is being sued for photoshopping the photos to make it look as if she were naked when she never was.
so… FAIL.
Sexy!
He also slept with Kim K. so who know what kind of cocktail of STDs she has now.
What’s the big deal? She looks like Amanda Peet to me, and I’ve already seen her naked.
Ronaldo is Portugeuse. He plays professionally for a Spanish team.
What’s the big deal? She looks like Amanda Peet, and I’ve already seen her naked.
She smelled like cigarettes, Lieutenant Dan.
She’s got a pretty hot fart-box
insert the jealous comment from fat russophobe aussie mama here
Mmmm
Thanx Fishy, I’ve never broken 4.5 on the Peen meter before.
A Christmas Miracle indeed.
Fish, are you stoned right now? Look how many spelling mistakes you made! Shame on you
She looks like she might smell like garlic and spices… I will make love to her anyway (IF she was in love with me i mean) LOL.
“make love”? Locate your testes for god sake. Weight lifting boosts testosterone. Heck, even going for a run does as well. Sounds like you have bitch tits and could use a run.
PS – If you are a fruity Frenchmen, disregard all of the above.
What a douche.
My eyes are cumming! My eyes are actually cumming. As is my wrestled penis.
Don’t know about this chick – she looks average for Russian, but Ronaldo is my hot subject of mastrubation yeeeah baby take off that shirt, right honey, now let me pleasure you -da
Never ever trust any Russian, ever. This girl looks like a spy to me, and she also may really be a man, you never know with those KGB pigs.
i want to say “AYE AYE AE AYE!!!!” Like a hot latin lover I will scream it!!! She looks so spicey!!!
Ronaldo plays IN Spain, not for Spain. He is Portuguese and plays for Portugal, where is also the captain of the national team. Wait, what?
Looks good to me . . . . the boobs are nice and perky.
Ronaldo doesn’t play for Spain. He plays in Spain, there is a difference. David Beckham doesn’t play for the US…he plays in the US.
On a sidenote…….fit Russian.
What’s the fucking difference, I don’t get it? Isn’t he like employed in Real Madrid now and making his living playing for them?
Isn’t David Beckham employed by LA Galaxy??? WHat’s your point?
The point is that he doesn’t play for the Spanish national team, just as Beckham doesn’t play for the US national team. It may not seem like a very important distinction to an American, because American Football and Baseball are mostly US sports, but for Association Football (aka Soccer) which has many pan-European and international competitions, it is.
He is playing for main Spanish team called Real Madrid and obviously he gives more crap about $$$ than his nationality, sorry to ruin your hero for ya.
He’s not my hero. I don’t like football (Association or US, for that matter) and I’m not Portuguese. I couldn’t give a fuck about C. Ronaldo, just answering your question.
The fact is that when someone says “he plays for country XXX” that means the national team in the soccer world, not the club. What he cares more about is another story.
PS: FC Barcelona fans might disagree with your statement that Real Madrid is the “main” Spanish club… ;-)
Er….christiano ronaldo plays for Portugal, you know, cos he’s Portuguese!
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro, OIH, (Portuguese pronunciation: [kɾɨʃtiˈɐnu ʁuˈnaɫdu]; born 5 February 1985),[2] commonly known as Cristiano Ronaldo, is a Portuguese footballer who plays as a winger or a forward for Spanish La Liga club Real Madrid and serves as captain of the Portuguese national team. Ronaldo is the most expensive player in football history after moving Manchester United to Real Madrid in a transfer deal worth £80 million (€94m, US$132m). In addition, his contract with Real Madrid, in which he is to be paid £11 million per year over the following six years, makes him the highest-paid football player in the world
That stupid swim or bodysuit is in the way of the fabulous nude photo.
soccer is second in lameness to the jagoffs that argue about it.
oh yeah I think its lame for ya ‘mericans to call whatever you call football since no foot ever touches the ball and you toss it with hands!LAME
You should learn more about Football…since you seem embarrassingly clueless about the role that kicking the ball plays.
Disgusting cigarettes. They’ll make any beautiful woman ugly.
men have no standards so it won’t bother their silly spermintoxicated brains
that’s your opinion. many would say it’s sexy. stfu anti-everything american.
This gal has an incredible pair of poochy trout lips.
Did she buy them or do they breed them that way in some remote parts of the Motherland?
looks like a jungle animal
Me likey.
Can I give you a hand?
Not feelin it. Ooh and a nasty madonna thumbnail coming up. victorias secret fashion show tonite 10e cbs oops sorry just sharin da luv
wow. you actually just thought up that comment, typed it, then looked at it and thought, “oh maaaan. everyone’s gonna be super-impressed with this comment!” then, you posted it, re-read it, got proud all over again, and now you’re probably waiting to read the “jealous” replies. life fail!
Wow, shut the fuck up already. Do you actually sit here refreshing the page so you can inject your stupid ass comments?
YOU.ARE.NOT.FUNNY.
Shut the fuck up.
Stfu
Wow- thanks… more ads. And not just more ads, more really fuc|
million times better looking than that other Russian spy girl.
Irina needs to sit on my face.
Wow, she’s lovely. I hope we see more of this girl… unless an upcoming pic reveals she’s had breast surgery done. I hate when you see a beautiful girl and then look at her chest and there’s some Grand Canyon action.
what is grand canyon action?
i laughed at the headline….” Obama, from god to demon. Portrait of a failure.”
Meh. She’s no Brooke Hogan.
Bwaaaahaaaaaaa.
Oh look what they look like before you marry them….
this woman is hot, but anyone who dates greasy ronoldo loses all respect in my book lol.