Good God, Irina Shayk At Cannes, And Other News

- “The motherfucking badass” mom who distracted the ax-wielding terrorists in London so police could move in and shoot them in the face. [BuzzFeed]

- Leonardo DiCaprio’s already bailing on The Great Gatsby premieres. [Lainey Gossip]

- Demi Moore’s new boyfriend has beads in his dick. Uh huh. [Dlisted]

- Yesterday was Hump Day. Let us reflect… [theCHIVE]

- Khloe Kardashian is enjoying not being the gigantic Kardashian for once. [tooFab]

- Miley Cyrus has more sexy photos for her new single. [Popoholic]

- Nina Agdal swimsuit photos, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lindsay Lohan got fired by her drug dealer. It happens. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Jesus Christ, Candice Swanepoel in Vogue Australia. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Helen Mirren and Ron Perlman should team-up. And rule England, too, while they’re at it. Why not? [FilmDrunk]

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