I’ve got some good news and some bad news: The good news is that we can create photo galleries again, so here are the Irina Shayk bikini pics that we originally planned to start the day with. The bad news is that Kate Upton will no longer be accompanying every single post. Which is why it’s important at this time to take comfort in knowing she saved you from looking at Snooki, Justin Bieber and Khloe Kardashian, so truly it was the work of Jesus himself who ejaculated into our server’s delicate circuitry while ogling Jon Hamm‘s penis that brought this miracle upon us. It’s the only explanation.
Photos: Splash News
Nice tits, but lay off the fucking eyeliner, and smile a little.
Irina: “I am trying to convey both sorrow and passion in my eyes. Is that being captured in the image?”
Photographer: “Um, yeah. Sure, whatever.”
BOOOOOBS
She is incredibly attractive already but this photoshop picture is ludicrous or is it the angle? GUMBY
Could you maybe include one pic of Kate Upton in each post? As a reward for being good kids while the site was broken? consolation prize? The love of humanity? Because, tits?
“Because, tits” might be a better plea on a post that didn’t already have its own awesome tits on display.
really not so much
She’s like a hot chick on the short bus…dumb as a box of rocks but goddamn what that body does to a bikini.
With all those medals and ribbons, I’m definitely saluting her.
Dr,
how do you know she is dumb? she is a beautiful woman why insult her by saying she is dumb with no cause- i dont get why so many american men can only handle a beautiful woman if they rationalize that she is also stupid – a big big reason why i avoid them (not saying im beautiful but you know)
The Dr. is a woman.
Photoshop is definitely her friend.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wRpmmLd1nnU/TjGnrHEAFJI/AAAAAAAAD68/s-rv460xZqM/s1600/irina+shayk+without+make+up.jpg
more the makeup i’d say. even in your photo she has a nice shaped head and voluptuous lips.
That’s a LOT of makeup.
Say ‘yes’ to crack.
I just did and it gave me the finger. What the fuck…???
Looking at this beautiful woman makes my hands Shayk.
her body looks like one of a SIM
I WANT TO EAT HER SHIT !