I’ve got some good news and some bad news: The good news is that we can create photo galleries again, so here are the Irina Shayk bikini pics that we originally planned to start the day with. The bad news is that Kate Upton will no longer be accompanying every single post. Which is why it’s important at this time to take comfort in knowing she saved you from looking at Snooki, Justin Bieber and Khloe Kardashian, so truly it was the work of Jesus himself who ejaculated into our server’s delicate circuitry while ogling Jon Hamm‘s penis that brought this miracle upon us. It’s the only explanation.
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