Did Ireland Baldwin Pose For The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

January 15th, 2014 // 24 Comments
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Last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful red carpet was almost entirely models who’ve posed for the issue, yet here’s Ireland Baldwin making the case for harvesting Kim Basinger‘s DNA and injecting it into babies. Which means either Ireland posed for this year’s issue, or Sports Illustrated tried to bait Alec Baldwin into showing up and burning the place down so they can collect the insurance money. The dude who fucks her in the ocean was there, and the paparazzi, so really all that’s missing is cocksucking faggots. That’s where they dropped the ball.

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  1. CleansUpWell

    I already know you guys will be lining up to crucify her for
    having sex with a surf weasel, but with a pro makeup job
    (like this) she’s very, very hot. I’d do her in a second….
    She really looks like her Mom tonight…

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    JC
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    You know, she may be a crappily tatted, thoughtless little pig, but she’s easy on the eyes.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Attention hot chicks: Don’t get tattoos. They look like shit.

    • cc

      It’s a trend that needs to come to abrupt end.

    • Shit tattoos look like shit. Not all do. Unfortunately there are far more of the former than the latter.

      That being said, as much as I hate this TLP™, women who have tattoos tend to like guys who like women who have tattoos. If you’re a guy who by default hates tattoos on women, chances are they want nothing to do with you anyway, and thus could not care less about your opinion on the matter.

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    AlecB
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    This way to handjobs

  5. What’s up with the ugly, shitty tattoos?

  6. Her face has too much of her dad’s look to it. Would be horrible at Sexy Time. So you know what that means….Doggy style

  7. Margaret

    She is gross. Imagine that without makeup screaming SCREAMING at you in the morning about something about cereal or yoga class or coffee fat or taking care of your ties or who the fuck knows what, all cross-eyed and rat toothed. Gross.

  8. Vic Damone

    She’s the perfect combo of her parents. Kim’s Elvin features + Alec’s doughy face = Barbie.

  9. Probably the best she’s ever looked.

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    Cock Dr
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    The doublesided tape is working overtime here.

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    Cock Dr
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    Looking so much older than her actual age.

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    Cock Dr
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    She’s very pretty despite being cruelly caked with cosmetics.
    But her mother…..ah, there was a 20th century goddess.

  13. kery

    She has too much make up but she looks good.

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    Wow. They went heavy with the makeup.

  15. Ireland Baldwin Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Event
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    Mum’s looks, Dad’s personality? Smile, goddammit.

  16. Ireland Baldwin Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Event
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    THAT’S a smile?

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