Last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit: 50 Years of Beautiful red carpet was almost entirely models who’ve posed for the issue, yet here’s Ireland Baldwin making the case for harvesting Kim Basinger‘s DNA and injecting it into babies. Which means either Ireland posed for this year’s issue, or Sports Illustrated tried to bait Alec Baldwin into showing up and burning the place down so they can collect the insurance money. The dude who fucks her in the ocean was there, and the paparazzi, so really all that’s missing is cocksucking faggots. That’s where they dropped the ball.
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