The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.29.13

August 29th, 2013 // 290 Comments

“Internet perverts, TO ME!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the most depressing back-to-back shots of Baywatch stars you’ll ever see. Unless I successfully outbid Steve Hirsch for the rights to the sextape The Hoff made with a McRib. Then we’ll be in business, sexy, mustard-covered penis busine–Woah! What the hell? *grabs keyboard away from Fish* Ok, where was I? Right, crap pics, why does the back of my head hurt and why do I taste pickles? It’s probably nothing. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio claiming the Captain Douche title, which I honestly can’t believe didn’t go to either of these two, and we’re way past due for a sad Jason Segel meme.

Here, I’ll get it started,

- Photo Boy







 

Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bill Murray Bloody Bandage On Forehead The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Forecast is for ‘bad craziness’.

  2. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
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    Now kith.

  3. Milla Jovovich In Bodybag Cymbeline Set
    crb
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    Whoa, for a second there I thought Minka Kelly finally died of Jerpes

  4. Irina Shayk Bikini Beach Bunny Swimwear Campaign
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    She should be naked.

    That is all.

  5. Simon Cowell Baby Mama Lauren Silverman Nipples See Through Shirt
    whatever
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    i know why simon is with her, he is trying every way to slip her the morning after pill, every time he is with her, he crushes it into sun tan lotion he rubs on her, he slips it into her juice, her extra crunchy breakfast, soon we’ll hear simon burst out into a cry of …

  6. Bill Murray Bloody Bandage On Forehead The Late Show With David Letterman
    whatever
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    gary busey, the light light version

  7. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
    Hung Lo
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    Her brother was in the federal prison I work at – eco ‘terrorist’ – burned a bunch of Hummers in car lot or something like that.. Real asshole. She was always cool and polite.

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