The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.29.13

“Internet perverts, TO ME!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the most depressing back-to-back shots of Baywatch stars you’ll ever see. Unless I successfully outbid Steve Hirsch for the rights to the sextape The Hoff made with a McRib. Then we’ll be in business, sexy, mustard-covered penis busine–Woah! What the hell? *grabs keyboard away from Fish* Ok, where was I? Right, crap pics, why does the back of my head hurt and why do I taste pickles? It’s probably nothing. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio claiming the Captain Douche title, which I honestly can’t believe didn’t go to either of these two, and we’re way past due for a sad Jason Segel meme.

Here, I’ll get it started,

- Photo Boy


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