The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.29.13

August 29th, 2013 // 290 Comments

“Internet perverts, TO ME!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the most depressing back-to-back shots of Baywatch stars you’ll ever see. Unless I successfully outbid Steve Hirsch for the rights to the sextape The Hoff made with a McRib. Then we’ll be in business, sexy, mustard-covered penis busine–Woah! What the hell? *grabs keyboard away from Fish* Ok, where was I? Right, crap pics, why does the back of my head hurt and why do I taste pickles? It’s probably nothing. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio claiming the Captain Douche title, which I honestly can’t believe didn’t go to either of these two, and we’re way past due for a sad Jason Segel meme.

Here, I’ll get it started,

- Photo Boy







 

Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Segel Scooter Chateau Marmont
    tom
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    That kind of helmet is pretty much useless, idiot.

  2. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    JW
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    “I vill take you to Jabba now.”

  3. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
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    Please, Don’t give us photos of their gold flaky asses.

  4. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
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    Tell me that’s not the face of a man who just slipped and said “you people”

  5. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    She’s starting to dress like her old man

  6. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
    Adam Sandler
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    Man, I hope she gives up the anal for that loser boyfriend of hers.

  7. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
    Madame Blandler
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    What is that smell? Fried Chicken?

  8. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
    yourmom
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Hotflash, Batman! Can we get some anti-perperant up in this bitch?

  9. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
    alex
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    “When I first found out Vin Diesel uses a bicep double in all of his movies….”

  10. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
    alex
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    “Motherfucker Jones, I’d like you to meet Motherfucker Biden.”

  11. EL James Cleavage See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    I’m sure the real author is chained up in her home being forced to write with two broken ankles.

  12. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
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    Get it while the getting’s good.

  13. Jason Segel Scooter Chateau Marmont
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    Easy Rider – the eco friendly remake.

  14. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
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    He’s doing well.

  15. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
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    Despite the sweaty pits, I totally still would.

  16. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
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    Foxx is nothing if not resilient. Strike out with comedy? Play Ray Charles. Strike out with Katie Holmes’ ass? Grab a handful of Biden’s.

  17. Sandra Bullock Wiping Off George Clooney Chin 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    I love Sandra Bullock.

  18. Miranda Kerr Butt Legs Lingerie Instagram
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    Amazing.

  19. Simon Cowell Baby Mama Lauren Silverman Nipples See Through Shirt
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    Nice rack.

  20. Michael Bay Transformers 4 Set
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    “What can I force Megan Fox to do this time? I got plans for that bitch”

  21. Lady Gaga Butt Spandex Pants
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    That’s a great ass. Too bad about the bird shit in her hair though.

  22. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
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    It almost looks like Bar Raefeli.

  23. Michael Bay Transformers 4 Set
    Bob
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    “You know what? I really feel like doing a rom-com. SOMEBODY FIND ME A CHURCH I CAN BLOW UP!!”

  24. Jason Segel Scooter Chateau Marmont
    Trex
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    Aaaaand….. I hate him now.

  25. Milla Jovovich In Bodybag Cymbeline Set
    Just Me
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    I would be great in this role!

  26. Lindsey Gort Butt Cheetah Print Skirt The Carrie Diaries Set
    Bob
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    Did they just hand out butt implants to all the chicks on this show?

  27. Lady Gaga Butt Spandex Pants
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    The downside to a dick-tuck is the awkward penguin-walk.

  28. Kirsten Dunst Workout Clothes
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    Stay sexy, baby.

  29. Lindsey Gort Butt Cheetah Print Skirt The Carrie Diaries Set
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    Never seen a photo of an actual hooker before.

  30. Natalia Borges Panty Flash Upskirt Gravity Premiere 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    Skip the underwear next time, babe.

  31. Pamela Anderson Nipples See Through Dress
    BorrisMorris
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    But how does she breathe on land after having the gills installed?

  32. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
    henry hill
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    I’d know that tushie anywhere.

  33. Jason Segel Scooter Chateau Marmont
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    derp*

  34. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    Derek Zoolander
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    And to think……. we all used to masturbate to this woman.

  35. Sad Jason Segel Meme Miley Twerk
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    Him and sad Keanu should get a sandwich together.

  36. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
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    why did the camera person tell her about her pit sweat.. LOL..

  37. Bill Murray Bloody Bandage On Forehead The Late Show With David Letterman
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    fuckin Bill Murray!!

  38. Natalia Borges Panty Flash Upskirt Gravity Premiere 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    does this dress make my pussy look bad?

  39. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
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    Looks like the roofie is just about ready to kick in.

  40. Pamela Anderson Nipples See Through Dress
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    at least she’s not tottering around on whore heels. there’s that.

  41. Simon Cowell Baby Mama Lauren Silverman Nipples See Through Shirt
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    that’s one savvy who-ore right there. set for life.

  42. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
    BeastMaster
    Commented on this photo:

    The irony is that the real douchebag is behind the camera

  43. Kate Hudson Cleavage Legs I Wish I Was Here Set
    Robb7
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    Smart move by KH to get the real small implants — not the usual hooker hooters.

  44. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
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    Give it up, your cousin is way hotter than you are.

  45. Jason Segel Scooter Chateau Marmont
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    Tool.

  46. Kate Hudson Cleavage Legs I Wish I Was Here Set
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    Yeah, we are going to need less of her front and more of her ass.

  47. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
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    Just remember, this girl has to keep thinking happy thoughts to stop from puking when she is going down on him.

  48. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
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    Life is the pits for an out of work actress.

  49. Jason Segel Scooter Chateau Marmont
    Wrynoceros
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    Jonah Hill’s more somber twin

  50. Miranda Kerr Butt Legs Lingerie Instagram
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    Nice.

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