The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.29.13

August 29th, 2013 // 290 Comments

“Internet perverts, TO ME!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the most depressing back-to-back shots of Baywatch stars you’ll ever see. Unless I successfully outbid Steve Hirsch for the rights to the sextape The Hoff made with a McRib. Then we’ll be in business, sexy, mustard-covered penis busine–Woah! What the hell? *grabs keyboard away from Fish* Ok, where was I? Right, crap pics, why does the back of my head hurt and why do I taste pickles? It’s probably nothing. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio claiming the Captain Douche title, which I honestly can’t believe didn’t go to either of these two, and we’re way past due for a sad Jason Segel meme.

Here, I’ll get it started,

- Photo Boy







 

Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Leonardo DiCaprio Blue Slippers Lukas Haas Fedora
    dontkillthemessenger
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    At least we now know where Leo and Jonah Hill first met… in the fitting room trying on the same sized clothes.

    • CrashHell

      I was just going to say that solves the Anchor T Shirt mystery. I knew I had a raging clue for a reason. Oh Yeah…Hard Ass Clue

  2. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
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    Saw this coming.

  3. Kate Hudson Cleavage Legs I Wish I Was Here Set
    EricLR
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    People told the guy who made that bag that he was crazy, that it was just too many tassels! “A bag just can’t take that many tassels!” said his partner. But dammit, he refused to listen! And, by god, he somehow made it happen!

  4. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
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    The guy has a certified quintuple platinum record so I guess he’s gonna bang anyone he wants.

    Cant erase being a douche though. Cant be done.

  5. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
    EricLR
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    Please return to the 80′s. I beg of you!

  6. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
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    One underage ass to rule them all, one ass to find them, one ass to bring them all and in Chris Hansen’s kitchen bind them.

  7. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    Fortunately, she decided to opt for the dress without a slit.

  8. Kirsten Dunst Workout Clothes
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    Keep drinking Smart Water, maybe it’ll help.

  9. Jason Segel Scooter Chateau Marmont
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    His cool is so effortless and imaginary.

  10. Irina Shayk Bikini Beach Bunny Swimwear Campaign
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    False advertising! There are no bunnies in these photos, whatsoever.

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Blue Slippers Lukas Haas Fedora
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    I don’t believe Popeye was a captain, just a lowly sailor man.

  12. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
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    “Whoa! Did you just call me President Obama?”

  13. Miranda Kerr Butt Legs Lingerie Instagram
    EricLR
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    Darling, if you want to audition for Game of Thrones, just go blow a producer like everyone else.

  14. EL James Cleavage See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    It’s a good thing they put the authors photo at the end of the book. She sucks the sexy right out of the place.

  15. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
    EricLR
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    When I close my eyes, I can still imagine the world back in 1963–and what a glorious time it was for us white people.

  16. Michael Bay Transformers 4 Set
    EricLR
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    Funny, I always pictured him surrounded by explosions.

  17. Sad Jason Segel Meme Miley Twerk
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    Thats two highly photoshopped pics today.

    I like.

  18. Bill Murray Bloody Bandage On Forehead The Late Show With David Letterman
    EricLR
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    Fight with Chevy again?

  19. Robyn Davidson Old Uma Thurman Tracks Photocall 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    grillz or gtfo.

  20. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
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    Looks like she still “The Virgin Connie Swail” when it comes to underarm protection.

  21. Milla Jovovich In Bodybag Cymbeline Set
    EricLR
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    Man, coroners and morticians are *so* lucky.

  22. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
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    “So, Mr. Vice President, do you consider Jamie Foxx the second mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy?”
    “Shit, here we go again …”

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Blue Slippers Lukas Haas Fedora
    EricLR
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    I’m captain of the SS Douchbag!

  24. Lady Gaga Butt Spandex Pants
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    I didn’t recognize her with all her clothes on.

  25. Bill Murray Bloody Bandage On Forehead The Late Show With David Letterman
    YadaYada
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    What an ass.

  26. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
    EricLR
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    If you aren’t a magician, and you dress like this, you’re gay.

  27. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
    Arzach
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    The Friendzone master

  28. EL James Cleavage See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
    EricLR
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    Lost handcuff keys you say? Don’t worry, I’ll be right there!

  29. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    EricLR
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    I would just as soon kiss a wookie.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
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    She’s hot as hell

  31. Natalia Borges Panty Flash Upskirt Gravity Premiere 70th Venice International Film Festival
    Christ Aguilera
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  32. Sandra Bullock Wiping Off George Clooney Chin 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    “Sandy,,,I have that 19 year old girl’spussy juice on my chin still from the ride over….”

    “Oh Georgie..(dabs chin). When are we doing dinner?”

  33. Pamela Anderson Nipples See Through Dress
    broduhjenner
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    really, pam? white?

  34. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
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    “Check it, holmes. We’s been tryin’ ta raise da minimum wage for fast food workers to 15 dollas. We gone git it done, two!”

    “……”

  35. Bill Murray Bloody Bandage On Forehead The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Definitely doesnt have a drinking problem

  36. Natalia Borges Panty Flash Upskirt Gravity Premiere 70th Venice International Film Festival
    Caroline
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    Let’s play where’s the pussy.

  37. Lady Gaga Butt Spandex Pants
    broduhjenner
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    danng. axl has a nice ass!

  38. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
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    From his new series, Top & Bottom

  39. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    “WHERE’S THE OPEN BAR??”

    “Right this way, Ms. Fisher”

    “WHERE’S THE OPEN BAR?!”

  40. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
    rospo
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    Daddy must be proud.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
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    Is it bad that I recognize that ass without looking at the name?

  42. Irina Shayk Bikini Beach Bunny Swimwear Campaign
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    Oh my god, the saltwater is going to *destroy* those leather boots, helloooo (rams cock in mouth)

  43. Irina Shayk Bikini Beach Bunny Swimwear Campaign
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    Mind the gap

  44. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    broduhjenner
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    woah woah woah who invited the la brea tar pits?

  45. Natalia Borges Panty Flash Upskirt Gravity Premiere 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    tacky as shit.

  46. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
    mavis davis
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    We know who’s on top in this relationship and it’s not the chick with the long hair.

  47. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
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    Hate Leto. Love Lambert.

  48. EL James Cleavage See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    terrible writer gets rich. still looks like shit.

  49. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
    Jon Pork
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    Who ever thought you could be looking UP at the Grand Canyon?

  50. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    what the hell is happening here?! Is her left arm inside that mess of a dress?

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