Ireland Baldwin Is Awesome At Instagram

April 11th, 2013 // 62 Comments

Considering just reading words about her father in the New York Times is enough to feel how palpable his bloodlust is for ripping Shia LaBeouf‘s head off his body and punting it down Broadway, we probably shouldn’t be posting these bikini pics Ireland Baldwin has been posting all over Instagram. Then again, Kim Basinger actually took some of these, and what kind of country would this be if we denied a woman the right to show how fucking spectacular her genes are? That’s how terrorism starts.

NOTE: Do yourself a favor and go right to the Full Size pics until we get this cropping issue fixed. Or at the very least click on this one then write me a beautiful and heartfelt Thank You card.

Photos: Ireland Baldwin’s Instagram

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    lily
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    isnt she a teenager? good god, she looks like shes 30+…courtney stodden part 2

    • JPC

      My jealous fat girl detector is beeping like crazy.

      • Marco Polo

        While she looks nothing like Courtney Stodden and seems to be way classier, she does look extremely old in some of these. Nowhere near her age. And Im not a fat jealous girl.

      • Hmmm

        You think she looks old?

        Chris Hansen called, he’d like a word with you.

      • lily

        haha ok JCP, aka Ireland Baldwin. get over yourself, not everyone is going to find this used looking tween attractive

      • Lilly's a jealous fat chick

        Fatty!

      • Hey folks,
        Remember this is the young lady whose father called all kinds of nasty names on the phone years ago, calling her fat, etc…. So if she likes being this slim sexy young lady, good for her!!! She was a typical 12-13 year old then, and pretty chubby. Give her that leeway on being proud of her body now. Just saying……

    • Sheppy

      I like to call that ‘plausible deniability’.

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    Dude, get out. Sigh.

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    PHOTOSHOP THIS NOW!!!!! aaaaaaag!

  4. Keep posting pics like this and I’m going to be writing you that heartfelt thank you letter from prison. Apparently, masturbating in the workplace is against the law.

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    Cock Dr
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    They grow up so fast….

  6. Such a fat little piggy. Oh yes you are!

  7. Dude

    If age > 18; “Damn.”

    If age < 18 "Have a seat over there."

    • *In the U.S., 18 only applicable in Arizona, California, Delaware, Florida, Idaho, North Dakota, Oregon, Tennessee, Utah, Virginia, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, and instances of transporting a minor across state lines. Consult the Internet for your own state/province/country’s age of consent.

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    Patch
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    Look how happy that dog is.

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    Ford McDinglepoop
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    Pray for what? Anal? Please God, let it be anal!

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    Is she topless? Fucking tease!

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    Gurl, ya gon’ be a staaaaah…

  12. She and her BF are annoying though. Every time she posts one of these pics on Instagram he replies with hashtag #mine.

    Couple years ago she told a magazine she thought it was important to wait until marriage to have sex. She recently told a magazine that she has “different views” now. Translation “my serious BF told me he would leave me if I didn’t give it up.”

  13. MD2020

    Is this the one that Baldwin called a “pig” a number of years ago?

  14. She’s not bad looking but I’m not getting what the fuss is all about, she’s nothing to go crazy over.

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    Hmmm…that young feller’s surely got a might purty mouth on him.

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    Young man, you sure you ain’t slippin’ your sausage into her cute little sweet roll?

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    Sheppy
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    Does that little gap across the abs turn anyone else on?

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    Sheppy
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    Ah, Griffith park…

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    enkidu
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    This is the “fat, little pig” of answering machine (in)fame?

  20. dude

    the basinger is strong with this one.

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    I’m just going to say what we’re all thinking.

    who is that fellow with the stunning smile??

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    blahblah975
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    She looks bored and WASP-y.

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    OH MY!

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    Picture Alec Baldwin’s face viewing this picture….NOW!

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    get over it
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    she has a hard on…duck head

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    angerinside
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    Dearest Fish,

    You are a kind and generous visionary who should be Pope.

    Signed,

    Little Less Angerinside

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    shotsy
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    wheres the ass in #6 ????? this site is gettin sooooooo ame

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    shotsy
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    lame

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    shotsy
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    anyone hittin that yet

  30. She’s got her mother’s looks. These pictures don’t let you know that she’s 7 feet tall.

  31. Broonhilda

    She’s a model, and they’re all really tall. Duh?

    • Kid

      No, they range from 5 8 to 6 feet. She’s over 6 feet. That’s too tall. She also isn’t as skinny as most models.

  32. BSName

    I will not be able to ever look at her without thinking about her relationship with her classy father “Alec Baldwin”:

    “I don’t care that you’re twelve or eleven or whatever, are you pig enough to pick it up? I’m a good father, and you’re a pig. I don’t give a shit. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you thoughtless pain in the ass? Get mad you daughter-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You better be ready Friday the 20th to meet with me. Pig.”

  33. Broonhilda

    Edit – I left out Gorgeous Model!

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Skeet,skeet,skeet…..

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    Damn. That guy is hot. She knows how to pick ‘em.

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    This picture will surely make Rumer Willis jealous.

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    IT’S A TRAP!

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    fluffygalore
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    you look like a slut. Put your trousers on and read a book

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    fluffygalore
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    I have handbags older than the rude little pig. her mother needs to get some clothes on her, this is creepy. poor Alex

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    oh i know
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    where’s chris hansen??

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    Freebie
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    Long Toes. Not that that’s a bad thing.

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    Who’s the douche-nozzle dude? He needs punching, stat!

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    Still crops out the ass mid-cheek in full size. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

  44. anonym

    face still has too much of the dumb-looking Baldwin side.

    All of the Baldwin brothers look a little stupid.

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    She’s very pretty, but I don’t know that I’d want her sharing these pictures with the world if I were Kim. How old is she?

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    So rich, she has hairstylist for her low esteem “look at me” instagram photos.

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