Ireland Baldwin Went Paddleboarding In A Bikini

May 28th, 2013 // 68 Comments

Here’s Ireland Baldwin and her boyfriend Slater Trout in Hawaii over the weekend where they thought it’d be a great idea to Instagram this photo and caption while on her father’s dime:

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram

In related news, Alec Baldwin had to be subdued on a flight to Hawaii after he refused to stop eating a salmon when trays were supposed to be returned to their upright positions. There were no survivors.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    This is a good look for her.

  2. Weeblo

    Paddleboards are good for the spanking

  3. Jurdurb

    u can almost see her butthole

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    Cock Dr
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    These are some very rude photos.
    Being a celebrispawn must suck.

    • She is officially a professional model, so any sympathy I might have had for her privacy has evaporated like a fart in Oklahoma city.

      • cc

        McFeely, have you ever watched her Vine videos? She’s the only person’s Vine videos that I watch. Why you ask? BAT SHIT CRAZY. Even by teen girl standards she’s bizarre (e.g., there’s one where she’s pouring almonds on her head and saying ‘It’s raining almonds!’)

      • Deacon Jones

        @ CC

        HAHAHAHAHA

      • Yes, because being a model means you give up all rights to having a personal life that’s different from your professional life. Kinda like how anyone who works in a deli is beholden to make you a sandwich if you bump into them on the subway. Or how you can climb into a cab driver’s car when he’s on his was to the supermarket and have him take you down town.

      • Dox

        Being famous is a dual edged sword. Its relatively easy to see the consequences of putting yourself in the public eye. So yeah, my sympathy level for poor little rich girl, as she surfs and hobknobs, while I reheat my ramen is relatively nill.

    • Urbanspaceman

      It must also suck to have to wear so much makeup to the beach.

  5. Now Alec Baldwin is going to burn down the entire island. Great, just great.

  6. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    anus…put it in your mouth and suck it.

  7. Josephus

    “Slater Trout” sounds more like something a bro tells his other bro he did with some 17-year-old in Hawaii.

  8. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    Can almost see what she had for lunch. You can also see exactly where her butthole is under her suit.

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    FruitLoop
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    YES!

    Amateur Gynecologist time.

  10. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    cc
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    I am not really into analingus, however, I’d make an exception here. I mean, how could you not?

  11. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    cc
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    We’ll send you these awesome prints, suitable for framing.

  12. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    I can see her Kim Basinger

  13. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Taylor Swift's Tampon String
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    This photo makes me wonder if she had any Taco Bell for lunch…or the possibility of some of Slater’s baby batter escaping her perfect little log launcher…I would welcome the idea of giving her a little rimmer even with a hint of salt water.

    • mel

      yah, I could totally see that! I too would enjoy slapping my tongue over her puckered stink wrinkle while occasionally taking a moment to check her body temperature with my finger. nothing sexier than a young ladies, corn wagon!

  14. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    I can see her soul. And it is brown.

  15. So, the only reason she’s here is because she’s Alec Baldwins daughter and a ‘professional’ model?

    I say the Superficial should create it’s own celebrity. Get some random hot girl, follow her around take pictures of her all the time, she’ll become famous for being famous and it’ll be a lot more interesting and fun than the current ‘celebrities’!

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    loeber
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    FLIPPER FOOT!!!

  17. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    To be sure that’s an Irish Ass to support a harsh potato famine and 5+ kids. Lovely!

  18. Jesus the comments on this thread are disgusting. Keep it up fellas!

  19. Hung Well

    Meh, she needs to tone up the arms and legs and develop an adequate level of bitchiness before I accept her as a model.

  20. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    I can almost see Alec Baldwin slamming down a freshly-emptied Scotch glass as he finishes his eggs and sees this pictures hitting the internets.

  21. She is a rich douchebag, her bf is a total jackass and her shape is not great. She can go away anytime now.

  22. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    This was me falling out of my desk after my boner hit the bottom of my desk from looking at these pictures

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    anonymous
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    If she had a curling tail, that could look like a pig’s butt. I can kinda see what Alec meant.

  24. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    That’s a beautiful picture.

  25. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Henry Hill
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    Get a good look, Costanza?

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    rican
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    Now that’s a nice fat little pig. Squeal like a pig for me.

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    r diggity
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    i would definitely slate ‘er trout

  28. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    do you remember when
    we used to sing
    sha la la la la la la la
    la la la de da

  29. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Pine Table Fever
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    Sweet Jesus.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    King Doosher
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    SO gross.

  31. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Little Tongue
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    She’s quite massive… Scary, almost…

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    Little Tongue
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    Nope. Not worth it.

  33. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Little Tongue
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    That leg and foot can’t be her’s. Can they???

  34. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    anonym
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    you can almost taste it.

  35. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    anonym
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    would you like to motorboat that ass?

  36. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    Great, first we had to deal with everyone “Tebowing,” now we have to deal with everyone “Armstronging.”

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    flivver
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    Honestly everyone…these comments have made me laugh more than well…anything…thanks so much.

  38. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    *sniff, sniff* Is that a fish I smell—maybe a trout?

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    Where's Dildo
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    New Trend: Baldwin-ing. It’s where you bendover, show your butthole, and resolve your daddy issues.

    Strip clubs, start your anuses.

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    Teddy
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    What a view

  41. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Teddy
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    I wonder if she had beans for lunch?

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    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    The only way to die…

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    Mela Chupas
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    I wish I was that board

  44. right

    She has a full figure for 17. By 21 she will be sloppy fat.

  45. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Hi Daddy!

  46. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I fear the day that someone snaps a shot of Kim K in that pose.

    • Dox

      Expect catastrophic consequences.
      First born’s dying, locusts swarming the farms, the seas turning to blood…. that kind of thing.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Thank you Ireland Baldwin for not fouling your body with heinous tattoos.

  48. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    I don’t get it. She’s just nowhere near as cute as everyone raves about.

  49. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    Hefner, are you paying attention? She’s legal now. Call her and make her an offer. Go on…do it…I said DO IT…and I mean NOW! OK, fine, you can pee first. Just don’t make it an all day ordeal like last time.
    *fuckin’ old people*

  50. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    kaycee
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    she’s a pretty girl no doubt but her body is not very impressive, especially for being only 18, no tone :(

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