Ireland Baldwin Turned 18 Today

October 23rd, 2013 // 31 Comments

Ireland Baldwin turned 18 today, and what better way to celebrate this blossoming of a beautiful, young woman than reposting that gallery where you can almost see her butthole? Because what’s Chris Hansen going to do about it? Nothing, that’s wh- ah, shit, he found the Kendall Jenner bikini pics. ABANDON SITE!

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Alec Baldwin

    Happy birthday, pig!

  2. Patch

    Thoughtless little pig.

  3. Mike

    Error 404: NO ASS FOUND

  4. Wait. She turned 18 today? Well then she qualifies to hear a special message from Don Zaloog.

    Ireland. You just became a legal adult. Congratulations. It’s a beautiful time in a young woman’s life. I want to have sexual intercourse with you. So, meet me in the local McDonald’s bathroom. I’ll treat you to the best 3 minutes of your life.

    I’ll buy you a Big Mac after, cause I’m a gentleman. See you there, baby.

    • Deacon Jones

      “And my friend and fellow pervert Deacon Jones will pick you up in a white van afterwards. He’s going to take you shopping to “the nicest stores around!” so be a trooper and get in there.”

  5. BCBC

    Please stop being this creepy.

  6. She’s been legal for two years in my state, so you guys are late to the party.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    Hi Daddy!

  8. schmidtler

    so she turned 18 today? finally, now I can stop giving a shit about her.

  9. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I fear the day that someone snaps a shot of Kim K in that pose.

    • Dox

      Expect catastrophic consequences.
      First born’s dying, locusts swarming the farms, the seas turning to blood…. that kind of thing.

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you Ireland Baldwin for not fouling your body with heinous tattoos.

  11. I can think of a couple people on here who are going to be saddened by this news.

  12. Josephus

    “It’s 12:01, sir.”

    “Thank you, Jeeves.”

    ::initiates sex tape sequence::

  13. ThisWillHurt

    Happy 18th Pee in your butt! OK, that was bad. Uh, happy 18th BirthDaddy! Call me dad-goddamnit. See you on Instagram.

  14. Are you saying she wasn’t 18 before? oh…

  15. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    I don’t get it. She’s just nowhere near as cute as everyone raves about.

  16. cc

    *kicks Chris Hansen in the balls*

  17. dennis

    Damn! Never even knew she was underage.

  18. So basically today is the day we officially stop caring about her, right?

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    Hefner, are you paying attention? She’s legal now. Call her and make her an offer. Go on…do it…I said DO IT…and I mean NOW! OK, fine, you can pee first. Just don’t make it an all day ordeal like last time.
    *fuckin’ old people*

  20. andie

    *googles how to get on storage wars*

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    kaycee
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    she’s a pretty girl no doubt but her body is not very impressive, especially for being only 18, no tone :(

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    Teddy
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    I would sure like to put a silver dollar in the slot

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    TittyPolice
    Commented on this photo:

    Average face, Hulk body frame. Basically good for popping babies in a village somewhere.

  24. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Paddleboard Boyfriend Slater Trout
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    Am I a pig for hitting the “view full size” button ????

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    Outlaw
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    Wow. She really does look like her dad.

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    Margaret
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    g.r.o.s.s.s.s.s.s.

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