Ireland Baldwin Posts Bikini Photo To Tumblr, Really Wants You To Meet Chris Hansen

Before everyone goes crazy over Ireland Baldwin here, keep in mind that this is her father and they never did find those campers’ bodies. So try and make an informed decision before commenting on how young and perfectly tight that body is- OHMYGOD MY NECK! HIS JAW IS BREAKING MY NECK! WHY IS IT SO POWERFUL?! AND WHAT IS THAT?! SALMON? OH GOD!

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