Ireland Baldwin Posts Bikini Photo To Tumblr, Really Wants You To Meet Chris Hansen

March 28th, 2013 // 33 Comments

Before everyone goes crazy over Ireland Baldwin here, keep in mind that this is her father and they never did find those campers’ bodies. So try and make an informed decision before commenting on how young and perfectly tight that body is- OHMYGOD MY NECK! HIS JAW IS BREAKING MY NECK! WHY IS IT SO POWERFUL?! AND WHAT IS THAT?! SALMON? OH GOD!

Photo: Tumblr

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    the wrecker
    Commented on this photo:

    the downward spiral of self-delusional value to society begins……………now. stop paying attention to her right now and we still have a chance to save this human world.

  2. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Kinda hit a genetic jackpot. At least physically.

    • Inner Retard

      You know she’ll take it for granted and will develop the attitude to match. Add to it daddy’s psycho mentality and you have the perfect storm of crazed abandon… in a bikini.

    • anonym

      Not really. Her face reminds me too much of the other dumb Baldwin brother. What’s his name….

    • anonym

      she inherited almost none of Kim’s pleasant facial features.

  3. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Always check your local statutes, but the age of consent is 17 or lower in all but 11 of these United States. As long you don’t “celebrate your love” in some godforsaken place like Florida or Utah, Chris Hanson can bugger off.

  4. Perfectly legal in my state. She looks fantastic.

  5. Weeblo

    Certainly not Rumor Willis

  6. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    She’s thinking, “Thank God I got my mom’s face and figure, but will I wind up with the ‘Baldwin Crazies’ when I’m older?” Her dad and Uncle Steve aren’t quite perfectly wrapped packages, so she has to wonder.

  7. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck-a-doodle-doo.

  8. schmidtler

    wtf is anybody worried about her dad for? What’s he going to do, sic his little gay dogs on you? If he chases after you, just keep walking at a brisk pace until the batteries in his medicaid scooter run out.

  9. So is this the rude, thoughtless little pig? Just checking.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J0-ZatDHug

  10. Dear Alec,

    I will violate your daughter like the rude, selfish pig that she is.

    sincerely,

    Nack.

  11. cc

    Otherwise known as Ireland ‘Prison’ Baldwin.

  12. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    Commented on this photo:

    kdwad dkskdn dndknw wllllllllllll

  13. Anonymous

    Is this the daughter Alec Baldwin was calling a little pig a few years ago?

    LOL…checkmate Alec. Now everyone will want to bang when she hits 18.

  14. Cock Dr

    That’s the prettiest little bikinied pig I’ve ever seen.

  15. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere, Rumer Willis is plotting her demise.

  16. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a good thing she got her mother’s looks. Her mother was gorgeous!

  17. rico

    This is a lousy picture of her, and she still looks good. There are much better ones out there.

  18. Never understood why people assume 18 is the age of consent. Most states in the US are 17 (or some even younger).

  19. bill

    I finished.

  20. “Daughter’s for closers!”

  21. ddeer

    gogle image she looks so tall next to her dad in flats, like a head bigger. she is 6’2 not sure if it super tall or not might be normal for modelling. heidi klum is 5’10 and she looks like a giant too when u see her around average ppl.

  22. common sense

    it is disturbing that laws dictate morality. a 17 yr old is a kid and I find this post and the pervy comments disgusting. i used to enjoy this site, but as a children’s advocate i will no longer click onto this garbage

  23. Mama Pinkus

    the jutting hip bone is not attractive; she could afford to sport a few more pounds and still be considered to have a fabulous figure

  24. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    Lissa
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a big surprise. Why would Alec be calling her a selfish pig at 11? I’m sure she grew up very, very spoiled, and very, very bratty, and she will likely be our next Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton.

  25. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    the wrecker
    Commented on this photo:

    Totally generic, Basinger-lite rehab-Alumni, in the making. A life of cocaine, bland salsa’s, jeans with torn knees, moderate sustained alcoholism, and a few marriages to Hollywood “entertainment” Lawyers etc… and later, the plastic surgery.

  26. kery

    leave her alone she is too young to be seen as a woman…

  27. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Alec Daughter
    So What!
    Commented on this photo:

    Average looking, born into an actors world, life with financial security, which unfortunately is filled with corruption. Keep an eye on this one and see. Just sayin

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