Ever since breaking up with Slater Trout (actual name), Ireland Baldwin has been constantly seen on Instagram with rapper Angel Haze who just confirmed to The Independent that the two fuck which just saved me from writing a post about Shia LaBeouf terrorizing a homeless guy before his arrest. Then again, that story is also rich with pussy. Anyway…
“I don’t know if there’s like some confirm or deny thing with the way relationships work in the media, but everyone just calls us best friends, best friends for life, like we’re just friends hanging out,” she told The Independent. “It’s funny. It’s rad in some ways, it sucks in others.”
“An interracial gay couple, I mean that’s just weird for America right now. We fuck and friends don’t fuck. I have never fucked one of my friends. Once I see you in that way, it doesn’t happen.
“But we do f**k and it’s crazy and that’s weird to say because I think about it in terms of an audience reading it and them thinking, ‘What the hell?’ But it happens.”
Of course, Ireland Baldwin has been all but saying those exact words on Instagram:
And in case the caption doesn’t show up – I never know with these embeds. – Ireland Baldwin wrote: “don’t let this go to your head, but you’re the best I’ve ever had… @angxlhxze” So for everyone who hated the shit out of Slater Trout for having crazy teenage sex that we’ll never, ever have again, take comfort in knowing he’s seeing every word of this and doubting the potency of his erections for the rest of his life. I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy except I did, and Satan was like, “I can’t in good conscience take your soul for this. This needed to be done.” He’s nicer than people realize.
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