Leave Ireland Baldwin’s Dad Alone!

November 18th, 2013 // 27 Comments
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If you thought the Alec Baldwin calling a photographer a cocksucking fag fiasco ended when he brilliantly wheeled out his hairdresser and went, “See? I love dick-licker!” hell to the fuck no. Since then, he attacked another reporter – making that three in one morning – had his MSNBC show suspended (if not cancelled altogether), and wrote a self-serving apology on The Huffington Post that was a barely-veiled dig at Anderson Cooper more than anything else. And now defending him on Twitter, here’s Ireland Baldwin, who’s been on the receiving end of her dad’s anger which future generations will later depict as a grizzly bear spraying lava out of its face:

Sometimes we let our tempers get the best of us. Tempers are like wildfires. Something or someone can easily fuel the fire.
It takes a lot of strength for someone to release their anger. It takes a lot of strength and SUPPORT for someone to grow and become a…
…better person. We all say things we don’t mean. We all say things we can’t take back.
For someone who has battled with anger management issues, my dad has grown tremendously.
My dad is far from a homophobe or a racist.
From what you’ve read and from what media has been shoved down your throats, he has a kind heart.
Having paparazzi following my mom and I has not been thrilling.
Paparazzi can bring out many confined feelings of anger and spite out of anyone.
My point being, what my dad said was WRONG. What my dad felt WASN’T.
Boundaries have to be made. Paparazzi have jobs to do, but some of them jeopardize people’s lives and cross a line.
My dad has an INFANT CHILD to protect.
All the parents out there should understand. You would do anything to protect your baby.
Now, let’s all quit acting like children. Let my dad be and let him have his room to learn and enjoy his family.
As someone very wise once said, “Be peaceful and love everyone”
COME ONNNN EVERYONE. Let’s just all be thankful that we are alive!

In Alec Baldwin’s defense, I genuinely don’t believe he’s a homophobe. I do, however, believe he’s a violent, dangerous ball of anger that thinks he’s so important to “the cause” that he can do and say whatever the fuck pops into his head at any given moment, and people will let it go because he’s Alec Baldwin: thinker, actor, man. When he punches a photographer’s face in and calls him a toxic faggot coon, it’s for the plight of the working class. Why can’t you grasp you that, you rude thoughtless little pig?!

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Vauhgn De Ville
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    Now we’ll never get the crabs out of the ocean.

  2. Alec has serious anger management problems. Ireland did a good job.

    • anonny

      What? Nothing about how you want to assault her with your pruny old chote?
      And where is dirty old man #2 Deacon Jones? This post is all of five minutes old! This site is nothing without his comments that run the gamut between disturbing and utterly uninteresting.

      What’s going on here?

    • Good job, how? For making ridiculous fathead statements like “It takes a lot of strength for someone to release their anger”? The fuck it does – it’s the easiest thing in the world to lose control when you basically have none, it’s not exactly a noble Olympian-like feat.

      And last I heard, Baldwin is being “left alone” – MSNBC is probably going to doing that for quite a long time.

      • By “release their anger” the kid didn’t mean “lose control when you’re angry” but “get rid of the psychological impulses inside you that make you want to react with anger, so that you don’t end up reacting that way.”

        Holy crap, do I speak pop-psychological? What the hell happened to me? I really have to stop reading the wife’s magazines when I’m in the shitter.

      • “get rid of the psychological impulses inside you that make you want to react with anger, so that you don’t end up reacting that way.”

        Yeah, it’s called “cutting”. You really need to spend more time in the can and finish the entire article.

      • I’ll cut back on the prunes, that should keep me in there.

      • I read that as her saying it took a lot of strength for him to let go of his anger, as in getting over it, not just letting it explode everywhere. That would be stupid if that’s what she meant.

  3. Hugh G. Rection

    She’s a good little piggy.

  4. JC

    I dunno, Ireland: Doesn’t it take more strength for someone to NOT hulk out like a rage-addicted freak, rather than spray that shit all over the place with little or not provocation? Just sayin’.

    Here’s a tidbit from his 10,000-word non-apology on HuffPost:

    “Another issue I want to address is the decision by MSNBC to suspend my show. Whether the show comes back at all is at issue right now. My producers and I had a very enlightening and well-researched program prepared to air on November 22nd itself, dealing with John Kennedy’s assassination. ”

    Yeah, Alec, losing the 127,433,997th infotainment program about the Kennedy assassination is a critical blow to human knowledge. Now we’ll never find out if he survived that gunshot wound or not.

    • Hey, I just want to know if he gathered all his strength and called Zapruder a “cocksucking f*g” before he died, because goddamn paparazzi make everyone “spiteful”, right? Oh, shit, I guess I shoulda typed “spoiler alert” about that dying part, huh?

      • Convex

        You’re taking this just a bit personally; are you the gay hairdresser Alec arm-twisted to say nice things? Or are you one of the paps who has been on the receiving end of the rough side of his tongue?

        OMG … KIM, is that YOU???????

        Really … if you’re gonna spew that kind of vitriol, at least direct it as someone you know, instead of pulling an Alec on a gossip site. Just sayin’.

      • Yeah, because the only way anyone could possibly find him to be a homophobic, conceited, posturing asshole would be out of self-interest, namely to be gay themselves Or an airline passenger. Or someone who actually paid to see The Shadow. Pity your IQ never got above room temperature, huh?

        The “vitriol” you think I’m spewing are actually quotes from Baldwin, so that one missed by a mile, but God forbid I make him stop being the preening “serious actor” he thinks he is and “quit showbiz” as he’s threatening to do now.

    • Hugh G. Rection

      Maybe we can cut her a little slack. No matter what a raging asshole Alec is, he is her dad and it shows character that she stands by him.

      • Actually, not in this case, because it’s more of the same ol’ Baldwin Fauxpology™ that deflects by playing the sympathy card that he was totes justified in being righteously angry, so we just really need to ignore what his go-to insult group is each and every fucking time he loses his shit, because INFANTS. Bollocks to that.

        If he’d come out and said, “You know, for all that I claim to support and love gays, I guess I am somewhat homophobic after all, because those are the slurs that come out of my mouth when I lose it and want to call someone the worst thing I can think of. I don’t like being that person or thinking that way, so I’m really going to try and be aware of it and not do it ever again,” I’d actually fucking respect him – and so would a lot of others. But no, it’s the same old wriggle and turn, claiming acoustic analysis and that calling a man a “toxic little queen” isn’t homophobic , while trotting out the “some of my best friends” excuse. Jesus, no wonder MSNBC won’t touch him with a barge pole.

        FYI, it’s not up to her dad – or her, either, to do the whiny, impatient, it-was-so-5-minutes-ago-gahh-rlly, eye-rolling teenage dance movement of “Jeez, can we just get overrrrr it already?” when she wasn’t one of the people who get called “c*cksuckers” and “f*gs” as a matter of course. She’s privileged little piece, and one of the defining hallmarks of that is total unawareness of how truly fucking entitled she really is.

  5. the monkey is dancing. That’s all I care about.

  6. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Looks just like her mom “back in the day”.

  7. cc

    I’m sorry Ireland for being so hard on your dad. Now, give me a blowjob and let’s let bygones be bygones.

  8. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Is that a camel wearing a Jimmy Durante Halloween mask?

  9. BSName

    What is with the “yellowed” effect to make it look like a 40 year old pic?
    I have never seen it purposely applied to a new photo.
    Is everyone sure that this really is a recent photo?

  10. crb

    The real source of PC outrage is a misplaced sense of oneupsmanship and hierarchichal-angst.

    It’s nothing but a bunch of self-righteous white liberals trying to out-self-righteous everyone else.

    And about sub-groups that don’t give a sh** about you, don’t care about your overtures, and in many cases, are even outright-racist against you in-pure-spite-of your supplication to them.

    Same with the CNBC/MSNBC-induced rage over Trayvon Martin as it is with everything else.

    (btw, where was the CNBC/MSNBC rage in the black community about the white girl who was shot to death in a mugging on the Lower East Side 3-4 years ago? Where were the political-agitators then? Where was the community search for the perp? Where was the court case?, etc. etc. etc.)

    Short Version: To Hell with PC. It’s nothing but a**-kissing liberal phoniness run amok. The asses these people try to kiss are still sh**ting on them anyway.

  11. Yeah, just keep telling yourself that. Because someone – of either color – getting shot because they resisted during the course of a mugging in NY’s lower east side at 3 AM back in 2005 is exactly the same as a black kid getting gunned down in a gated community that his father lived in, at 7PM, by a profiling wannabe cop who decided to follow him, and then chased him when he ran.

    And since you obviously missed it, Nicole Dufresne’s murder made the front page of the NY papers, which is usually what happens when pretty blond white actresses die needlessly – and far less so when young black women met similar fates. As to “where was the ‘court case’ “? – well, the answer would be “in the exact same spot” – namely front page news again, since the perp, who was already on parole, was arrested a few weeks later and sentenced to life. So, um, sorry to cut the balls off your little argument and all, but there wasn’t a fuck of a lot of need for “political agitators” to call for justice to be done. Maybe you can guess why, huh?
    (FYI, if you want to get on your high horse again and start asking where were those “community searches” as part of an already doomed argument, it’s really not advisable if you have absolutely NO fucking clue what the LES was like south of Delancey in the pre-dawn hours back then.)

    But hey, keep up with the creative rationales, it’s fun watching people who are already as privileged as fuck try to justify why they’re such put-upon victims because they’re now getting shit for saying whatever thoughtless racist or bigoted shit they’ve always said, because it’s just not fair.

  12. Hawk

    Don’t get involved Ireland. Your angry dad is perfectly capable of fighting (poor choice of words, I know) his own battles.
    Just worry about your career.
    Since you’re an attractive woman on the verge of supermodel stardom and the child of famous parents, the paparazzi are already following you around. Hopefully you didn’t inherit your Daddy’s famous temper.

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