I’m about four months late to this party, but for the record, I consider knowing anything related to Insane Clown Posse to be one step below owning a meth lab on the White Trash Barometer. Case in point: Eminem solved this mystery 15 years ago. Anyway, ICP apparently revealed in June that they’ve secretly been a Christian band all along, and that their overly-explicit songs which have spurred their Juggalo disciples into committing rampant acts of violence, including murders, were really all about finding God. (In their defense, these people did try to kill Tila Tequila.) Flash forward to this weekend where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope sat down with The Guardian to confirm their faith and discuss their latest single “Miracles” which reveals a strong disdain for science and pretty much all knowledge in general:
“Well,” Violent J says, “science is… we don’t really… that’s like…” He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, “OK, an analogy”: “If you’re trying to fuck a girl, but her mom’s home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom’s home? Fuck the mom. See?”
I look blankly at him. “You mean…”
“Now, you don’t really feel that way,” Violent J says. “You don’t really hate her mom. But for this moment when you’re trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that’s what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn’t tell you how pyramids were made…”
“Like Stonehenge and Easter Island,” says Shaggy. “Nobody knows how that shit got there.”
“But since then, scientists go, ‘I’ve got an explanation for that.’ It’s like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world.”
So if you truly love something, have intercourse with its mother or else it’ll tell you where pyramids came from. Got it. If that wasn’t deep enough, here’s the hidden religious meaning to “The Riddle Box” which has to make C.S. Lewis realize he went at this game all wrong, son. All wrong:
Hey, what’s up, motherfucker
This is Shaggs 2 Dope
Congratulating you on opening
the Riddlebox
It looks like you received your prize
The cost, what it cost, was your ASS,
bitchboy!
Hahahahah!
(The Riddle Box, 1995)
“If you died today, God forbid, if you were hit by a car and you had to turn the crank to your own riddle box, what would pop out?” Violent J peers at me. “Would it be God, or would it be the devil? Only you truly know the answer to your own riddle box. We’re asking the listener, what is in your own riddle box if you were to die today?”
Okay, that was an easy one. You can practically hear Jesus saying those words himself. Fortunately, Guardian reporter Jon Ronson wasn’t about to stop there:
“So all those unpleasant characters in the songs,” I ask, “like the narrator in I Stuck Her With My Wang, they’re examples of people you shouldn’t be?”
“Huh?” Violent J says.
“Well, it’s very unpleasant,” I say. “‘I stuck her with my wang. She hit me in the balls. I grabbed her by her neck. And I bounced her off the walls. She said it was an accident and then apologised. But I still took my elbow and blackened both her eyes.’ That’s clearly a song about domestic violence. So your Christian message is… don’t be like that man?”
“Huh?” Violent J repeats, mystified.
There’s a silence.
“I Stuck Her With My Wang is funny,” Violent J says. “Jokes. Jokes, man. Jokes. Jokes. Jokes. It’s just a ridiculous scenario. Silly stories, man. Silly stories. What’s she doing kicking him in the balls? We find it funny.”
Ahahaha! Domestic violence.
But, no, seriously. Clearly, the balls represent salvation, while the wang is a metaphor for the Lion of Judah getting ready to “stick” the girl – us, humanity – with its love provided we don’t “kick” it in the balls, a.k.a. nail it to a cross. Which I believe we did, so I can see why it’s not returning our calls like a punk-bitch. (You jotting this down, Joel Osteen? Shit’s gold.)
wow… how ridiculous
So when will they start campaigning with the GOP?
I mean, we saw Chuck Norris in 2008. It’s only inevitable.
fucking rainbows and fucking shooting stars. Pure fucking magic. – Glad this is mainstream. I sleep better at night knowing this kind of stuff makes millions of $$$$$$. Can’t wait until I see another fucking rainbow. I hope it’s a double fucking rainbow. Those are fucking beautiful.
Proof that Christians are retarded
Pots shouldn’t call kettles black, should they?
Gee, if someonewanted to be controversial so I get free media coverage, then wouldn’t they do exactly this?
Sigh, they suck in the haters, every time.
Hey, I’ll go sit in my garage and scream that I’m a car and you’d probably believe it.
i’m really confused…
huh?
Is this for real? Insane Clown Posse? hahaha! slow day for The Superficial
is this real? or is this a spoof band? i don’t understand the linked video. do they really not know how magnets work?
Fuckin’ magnets. How DO they work?
I’ll fuck your mom and keep the mystery alive
Plenty of people have no idea how magnets work, I showed someone a compass the other day and they were seriously amazed by it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thats Meth talking. I wish those 2 fuckers would die. They are worthless.
What year is it?
I can’t believe we allow idiots like this to live.
They’re not idiots. They’re crass and revel in ignorance, but they are gifted marketers. The people behind ICP have become very wealthy by tapping a previously ignored market: really fucked up, poor kids. Most of us are not supposed to like them.
As for the Christian angle, I believe it’s calculated and was introduced later. They painted themselves into a corner with the unfolding mythology, and didn’t have anywhere to go with it. Saying “hey, we’re really trying to introduce you to God” is a huge turn that gives them a great expanse of new territory to explore. Conveniently, it also reduces some of the heat they were feeling for violence and criminal acts among their fans that started to make the news regularly. They can protect their brand by saying “Hey, don’t blame us– we’re CHRISTIANS!”
I’ve been fascinated with them for 10 years, ever since I was walking to work and saw their garishly-painted Killer Clown tour bus parked outside a very expensive hotel with a tasteful late-model Cadillac being towed behind it. I can’t stand their music, but I am intrigued by obvious, cynical marketing that works.
You are fascinated with uneducated kids and mentally slow teenagers who are easily manipulated? Its not so much marketing as preying on the stupid. This is literally what christianity does so it makes perfect sense. You trying to act like this was thought out is ludicrous. It simply fits perfect because they have the same motive and they have been using manipulation from the beginning. The truth is this. You are intrigued by obvious stupidity or people with very little education. Any one with common sense above the age of 14 should know these things.
the insane what now? who are these losers?
Very interesting explanation!
Nice explanation. I know exactly the type of people they are marketing to, and now they are covering the ” what are we and what are we doing here aspect “. Deeeeeeeeep thoughts little jaggaols. ahahaha. that has to be the worst and most expensive video I have ever seem. what was with the giant boner through the clouds? The funny thing about this whole thing is, they we trying to be all deeep and thoughtfull, but they said nothing that made you think. lol im still laffin at that mess.
ok no if you know anything about ICP J has been a devote christian since he was a child. They didnt just decide to go with it one day. And they dont try and use it as an excuse to protect their band they dont fuckin care what you guys think. Its people like you why Juggalos exist.
WHOOP WHOOP MCL Bitches
I can’t believe idiots like this actually have so many followers and so much influence… wait, are we talking about a band or organized religion?
“are we talking about a band or organized religion”
that’s a hard call.
“I’ve seen shit that’ll shock your eyelids.”
Even Elron Hubbard hasn’t said anything *that* stupid. Got to be a band.
“Thy Unveiling” on The Wraith: Shangri-La album was released on November 5, 2002 here are the lyrics which clearly states…
“Truth is we follow GOD!!!!
We’ve always been behind Him!
The Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find Him!”
now before you get all bent on me i am not saying that i agree with them or their antics… but i do like a few of their songs… i do not claim to be a “Juggalette” and i do not walk around with my face painted hurting people, but they came out way before June of this year… try 8 years ago…. where have you people been? now all of a sudden you want to make a big deal out of what their religious beliefs are…. all i can say id get over it and quit whining…. everyone has a right to believe what they will… it is not our place to judge others…. unless you are claiming to be God yourself… or a judge in the court of law…
The Carnival of Carnage,
The Ringmaster,
The Riddle Box,
The Great Milenko,
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
and… The Wraith
Looks like were all out of time brother.
Everybody’s out of time!
Fuck It, We gots to tell
All secrets will now be told
No more hidden messages.
This is it yall
Times up,
Everything comes out right here
No need for the reverse talking,
The truth…
Now we have been told this Carnival shit has touched on many lives.
People have fuckin’ sworn to us they too can feel it inside.
What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you?
We’ve been waiting six fuckin’ Joker Cards to finally tell you.
The messages and hints were there, although most never picked up on them.
We snuck ‘em in subliminally with that wicked shit around them.
We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker’s Card.
The bottom line always the same, you ain’t have to look hard!
We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it,
Get with it and dig it we don’t preach it flat out,
‘Cause some ninjas don’t wanna get with ya,
They quick to forget ya without the hatchet and gat out.
So we rose the hatchet, do or die, now Juggalos standing tall,
After all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all.
It aint got nothing to do with us! It aint Psychopathic Records!
All we’re doing is pointing shit out to you, we in this together!
They’re saying who’s behind the Dark Carnival, the Gatherings and the Hatchet?
Who’s beind Dark Lotus, the Circus and everybody at it?
Who inveted Juggalos and Juggalettes and fuckin Faygo showers?
What about that feeling you get when bumping our shit,
Who’s behind the Juggalo powers?
This ain`t no fuckin fan club, It aint about making a buck!
Don’t buy our fuckin action figures bitch, I dont give a fuck!!
It aint About Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or Seventeen.
When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean?
Truth is we follow GOD!!!!
We’ve always been behind Him!
The Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find Him!
May The Juggalos Find god!
May The Juggalos Find god!
May The Juggalos Find god!
He’s out there, He’s Out there!
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
We don’t care what happens now.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchet and we`re proud.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
He’s Out There!
May The Juggalos Find god!
He’s Out There!
May The Juggalos Find god!
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
Our carnival will carry one.
Yeah, He’s everywhere!
Im sayin He’s anywhere!
Juggalos, Hes out there!
Yeah, yeah, everywhere!
He’s Out There
Come see the show,
Oh the big top show,
Walk in and hang with the dead carnival
Dead dirty carnies, dead Juggalos
Walk Hand in Hand With the Dead Carnival
He’s out there!
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla
Juggla, Juggla, fuck with the Juggla
ya cant fuck with the Juggla
May the Juggalos find Him!
May the Juggalos find Him!
He’s out there!
May the Juggalos find Him!
May the Juggalos find Him!
He’s out there! He’s out there!
We all gonna die, but I’m not gonna fry,
Even though most never try,
I’m not gonna let this pass me by, no.
This is our world! This is our world! This is our world!
SO GET THE FUCK OUT!
This is our world! This is our world! This is our world!
SO GET THE FUCK OUT!
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
We don`t care what happens now.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
We swing our hatchets and we`re proud.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
Painted faces in the crowd.
We’re not sorry if we tricked you!
The Carnival will carry on.
Suck My Nuts, Bitch! Fuck You!
Suck My Nuts, Bitch! Fuck You!
Inner City Posse got the Dog Beats
ICP, we got the dog beats!
Inner City Posse got the Dog Beats
ICP, we got the dog beats!
3 rings, a ding-a-ding-ding
People love to point and stare
3 rings, a ding-a-ding-ding
Its the same as everywhere
Murder Go Round,Murder Go Round
How ya gonna fuck wit a wicked clown!
Murder Go Round,Murder Go Round
How ya gonna fuck wit a wicked clown!
He’s out there!
We don’t care what happens now!
We swing our hatchets and we’re proud!
Painted Faces in the crowd!
The Carnival will carry on!
The Carnival will carry on!
Painted Faces in the crowd!
The Carnival will carry on!
The Carnival will carry on!
Thank you! ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you for joining us
We hope you’ve enjoyed the Wraith’s exhibit of Shangri-La
As soon as you die, this will be yours!
Thank you for joining us! Thank you byaaatch!
Hahahaha, always remember to fuck off!
Thank you! Fuck Off! Good bye!
Bitch!
wtf am I reading
You read my mind.
Also for a second I wondered if I had been drunk and commented that earlier and not remembered.
Haha. You are a juggalette. Ew.
Agree. Who the fuck writes that much shit about them that is not obsessed.
You probably should have stopped after the first paragraph.
But, yeah, I don’t know why all of a sudden people are paying attention and thinking that this is new. I first heard that they were Christian back when news and gossip sites went all “ZOMG!!!!1one ICP iz Christians!”
…Kinda like they’re doing now.
TLDNR
What the fuck is this shit??? Please DO NOT reproduce! Never read so much crap in my life!
Thank you! Some publicity wonk told these jerks to use “Christianity” because it IS always volatile to the public – and in particular – riles the haters. Don’t worry, this will eventually end with someone dead. Whether they do it themselves or one of their lovely following decides to go postal on them.
I hate these kinds of bands with a passion. Just stick with some good ol’ metal and you’ll be all good.
Our species is doomed…..and after these cretins, rightly so.
Dude — were you raped by a pastor or something? You have serious issues with Christianity, and Christians, and Christ, and God.
Any one with a functioning logic center in their brain should have serious issues with any kind of religion.
Agreed
Do you actually think it really take getting raped to make someone realize that there were no Adam and Eve and they did not frolic through the garden of Eden on their dinosaurs?
@Richard McBeef
As they should with militant atheism and it’s hilariously brutal by products such as Stalinism and the Columbine kids.
@ Johnny Cage: IT’S is a contraction of IT IS. ITS is the word you were looking for. I’m totally not surprised you got that wrong considering your purposefully inflammatory and ridiculous conclusion that atheists and mass murderers are the same thing. You only have to have a basic working knowledge of history to know that religious zealots are responsible for most genocide, not atheists. You really need to go back to school and take some grammar and history classes. Actually, maybe just go ahead and take any class you can. Sarah Palin called. She wants her ignorance back.
@monica. Typical libtard response. First attack the grammar, as if she never made a typo while spewing lies on the internet. Second, tell a lie about religion. Sorry, toots, but Socialism, Fascism and Communism has killed hundreds of millions in the name of their godless philosophies, all centered on man as the be all end all. In reality, wars in the name of religion, a highly flawed man made concept in and of itself, have led to only a few hundred thousand deaths. This is what you learn in basic history courses. And of course lastly, you have to mention Sarah Palin, a person you really do believe said “I can see Russia from my house” because keith olberman and rachael madcow said so. Three strikes and you are out. And soon you and your liberal friends will be irrelevant, never to be taken seriously again.
@dude
“And soon you and your liberal friends will be irrelevant, never to be taken seriously again.”
at least he has friends.
Great, another weeks begins with a photo of a FAT person. What’s next, photos of fatties Christina Hendricks, Jessica Simpson, Kate Gosselin, and Kim Lard Ass Kardashian? How about a normal size people week only here? No fatties, no anorexics.
Umm normal sized people don’t exist in Hollywood or any institution a gossip site would comment on
ICP rule, unlike Satanist Ronnie James Dio who burns in hell.
Haha… youre a dope.
No one will ever remember ICP. Have you read the comments? Most people are unaware they came out 8 years ago. I hope you’re kidding.
No one would remember Dio except for the fact that he helped popularize the Satanic goat horns sign. He lied and said his grandmother taught it to him. He learned it from Satanists. The man was evil and no Christian. ICP use their music to bring fans toward the light, Dio used music to bring fans into darkness and hell.
they made 40 odd albums in their 20 year career, majority of them going gold AT LEAST. they have hundred of thousands, maybe even millions of fans. they STILL haven’t sold out and gone main stream. how many artists do you know these days that can do that? not many pop stars who are as mainstream as you can get, can get further than 3 albums without dissappearing off the charts due to their lack of popularity. rock/metal bands rarely go further than between 5-10 albums before splitting up. clearly ICP are more talented than you know, unless you can do any better? thought not =]
RGD got closer to God then these muppets ever will……Remember this, God is a metalhead……These clowns will be feeling satans salty ballsack.
Ronnie James shall smite you Jug-head. He who has a place beside God himself shant be mocked. Like a rainbow in the dark your true you will also shine through desperate shell; leaving these goat horns you speak of to be the only gesture from God you see from where you will fall. Long Live The King.
“ICP use their music to bring fans toward the light,”
The only “light” ICP brings their fans toward are the burners in their home meth labs.
White people shouldn’t be allowed to rap.
agreed
Nobody should be allowed to rap. Utter fucking garbage.
Almost sounds like a childrens song with a bunch of f-bombs dropped in. Reminded me a bit of Telletubbies but not as scary.
C*CKS TOGETHER WITH V*GINAS give babees.
It would be awesome if they would just go away already..along with all of their white trash fans. Worthless..I’ve never met one that could put an actual thought together.
Juggalo News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5_Q
weirdly, I relized I was an atheist around the same time I realized these two were no talent asshats
haha best comment so far
“…I fed a fish to a pelican at frico bay, it tried to eat my cell phone – it went away.”
Wow.
You know, this song would be great, if it weren’t for the lyrics.
All aboard the fail boat.
Calling ICP “ignorant” is a compliment, it implies that they could be educated. Let’s face it, if education continues to decline, “Miracles” may be our new national anthem in 10-years.
Ever seen Idiocracy?
Its got electrolytes!
More freakin’ wiggers.
Wow! That is probably the most confusing excerpt I have ever read..
Any band that wears make-up, mimicking John Wayne Gacy is a few french fries short of a Happy Meal.
The only decent song they did and I think it was a cover is “Lets Go All the Way,” thos lyrics sort of sound what I guess they are trying to convey here…SMH.
These guys are retards. No mystery there.
AND just WHO is buying their CDS?!
The same people that believe wrestling is real?
So true! Collectively together they MAY have 1 mouthful of teeth!
Ok, I’m assuming he meant “fuck the mom” meaning fuck the fact that she’s there and just do what you want. But I can’t believe he doesn’t even realize he said that in the dumbest fucking way possible. As if their analogy and music in general wasn’t retarded enough
I like to imagine these two at 50. In makeup. Probably at Walmart.
So basically 2 Kiss members in wal-mart.
are these guys still around? remember hearing about these guys years ago. would have assumed by now that darwinism would have killed them off by some sort of meth induced incident. but i guess there`s still time, so fingers crossed………….
ok look ima juggalo and ima let u know something about darwin for one he said himself that his evolutionary theory was no more than a theory and that he could not support every aspect of it it was merely a suggestion
Omg i couldnt even get thru that shit. Someone needs to lay off the weed. But hey sean we have a christian band even worse than stryper
Wrong.. Weed in no way damages your brain. That was all a myth do a little bit of research. The reason they are so stupid is because of how little education they have. We have all seen college grads do extremely stupid things because they got the paper work side but not the common sense and real world understanding. They are also heavy admitted meth users which actually does destroy the brain. (proof over myths do the research)
hahaha They’re right,eff science. Ill bet they’re responsible for that dreadful condom too. Sarah Palin, Insane Clown posse 2012 baby….
And the biggest shame of it all is, the more a parent tries to keep this drivel away from their kids the more the kids perceive it as exciting, taboo & worth a listen.
May I suggest to those seeking an antidote to what you’ve just read/watch/heard?
Judas Priest – Unleashed in the East
Followed by Van Halen’s first album.
Or maybe some Beethoven.
There ya go, all better now.
Zao if you’re hurting for christian metal.
Type o Negative, Strapping Young Lad or Amon Amarth if you’re hurting for good metal.
Twiztid if you’re looking for ICP type crap but only want to sacrifice 95% of your neurons instead of the 99.999 to 100% you’re guaranteed to kill listening to this crap.
@FrankNfrtr Not that I disagree with your selection, just a more modern selection for the kiddies.
Scientists talk like fags, too.
@ Juggalo, you can’t really be serious about ICP Ruling and Dio not. Dio would evil eye them into the ground.
I have a friend who works at a service basically taking care of severely mentally handicapped people, and one thing many of the clients have in common is that they enjoy the ICP.
The severely mentally handicapped can feel the message of light and love coming through their music. At least you admit that Dio was evil.
yeah…ONLY the severely mentally handicapped can feel the message of light and love coming through their music.
it’s nuts.
didn’t they just get some face time on ‘the office’?
is this just some sorta twisted continuation…?
Wow, that idiotic “music video” sketch by Ryan Philippe on SNL was actually based on real people? WTF. I thought that was a figment of the SNL writers’ imagination… This is actually “real music”? Guess I’m not much of a music connoisseur.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/143249/saturday-night-live-outrageous-clown-squad-kickspit-dirt-festival
Never heard of Insane Clown though.
The really sad thing about SNL’s parody video, is that the parody’s rapping is SO MUCH better.
LOL, true. I guess that Insane Clown video (even though Fish says it’s their “latest” single) has been out for a while since the parody was done last April.
hey I didn’t know Ryan Phillipe can rape… nice work and great link
how do solar eclipses work? LOL
I have to admit, I barely know who these people are.
But the super excruciating lyrics, “Shagg’s little boy looks just like shaggy, and my little boy looks just like daddy” was good for a laugh.
THIS SITE NOW SUCKS!
Fuck all you guys, so what if ICP are christian? as a juggalo i knew this 8 YEARS AGO! not in fucking june, back in 2002 when they released album ‘The Wraith’, their song Thy Unveiling they tell all juggalos they believe in god… and how many other rappers sing and mention god in their songs? how come no one fucking judges them? Is it cause they dont sing about murder and stuff or as this guy put it “domestic violence”, the genre that their music is labeled in is called “Horrorcore”, its what they sing about, their personal lives and performing lives are different, the whole interview isn’t even in the article, they explain the lyrics “Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?” they know about electromagnetic fields and stuff they are not that dumb… its more a joke then it is a statement, and if people cant see that they are obviously the dumb ones.
I used to actually enjoy this site, fuck it, obviously has a shit load of misleading information
its not because they’re claiming to be christians that people hate them. How can you listen to such crap? I felt my brain cells dying just reading that interview!
does anyone really care?
So they hate scientists for cock-blocking they’re own stupidity and ignorance. Scientists have also ruined the mystery behind bacterial infections, I’m sure these guys would much rather die from an infected wound and believe demons entered their body than take a 2 week course of anti-biotics.
Look if you guys say ICP suck so much, they wouldn’t make $11m a year… they are not even mainstream they are underground… They do have decent music…. are you guys by any chance judging by just listening to the song Miracles? (A.K.A. Fuckin’ Magnets) There are much more better songs… i agree that that song sucks, i never said and never will say its good… but ICP, Twiztid, Tech N9ne, ABK, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, KottonMouth Kings, KidCrusher etc all have decent songs and they call them selves juggalos…. just listen to some you might actually find something you like, lots of different Juggalo artists… Listen to KidCrusher if you like metal…. His songs are mostly metal kinda like slipknot with rap
Shhhheeerrrrrrrrrrrr
vanilla ice also calls himself a juggalo. i think that speaks volumes
The only reason ICP makes any money, is because there are people with a low enough IQ to actually buy that shit!
I think they are the First 2 original People of Walmart! I’m glad they hate science, by the inbred looks of them and their shit-throwing fans, science hates them too. Fetal alcohol syndrome is devastating in adulthood…
These morons are proof-positive that many religious types are complete idiots whose itty bitty minds can’t grasp any sort of scientific theory, so they fall back on “God” to explain it all away. Truly frightening.
They are pretty fucking retarded. I have listened to their music (all of it, yes all of it. during the years of my ignorant youth I befriended quite a few Juggalo and Jugglette.) Their music lacks talent in a lot of cases which is of course a subjective statement because its art and art is perceptive. (did god make it too? because I can’t see how humans would be able to come up with such crap.)
The Egyptians built the pyramids. Is it to far fetched to think that they did it with manpower and sheer ingenuity? (both of which they had a ton of) So God must have Built the iphone because im to fucking retarded to spend five minutes thinking of how it was actually made.
Although I have grown fond of Faygo especially Rock N Rye and Black Raspberry. Other than their gross over-endorsement of Faygo, They suck.
They have nothing constructive to offer society other than the constant defense of their ignorance by their devout followers. Hitler had followers, Some people actually like Bjork, and some people even think Jay leno is funny. I think i can draw the conclusion that anyone who meets enough people will have a following, you really don’t have to be good at anything to have followers. You just have to give people something/anything to follow and a percentage of them will follow devoutly.
yeah so true… hence facebook and twitter… everybody wants to be somebody
okkkkkkkkkkkk ….go live in a cave then. humans are curious by nature.
I was introduced to this little subculture about 10 years ago through an ex, and even though there are some very smart people that are into this, and usually they are very “civilized” on their own, but it’s a very tribal, primative experience. Some people grow up, they leave what they become to realize is a limiting peer group and discover a life beyond “Juggalos” & “Juggalettes” and some don’t, they need that connection, that fills a hole in their lives. I really don’t judge them on their music, which I always thought sucked, but their actions- which were usually childish to the extreme. They say you don’t choose your family, but in the case of ICP’s followers, they do, and they choose a bunch of drunken, weed-enhanced idiot clowns.
Im a juggalette and proud of it. I am also NOT naive nor am i stupid. im 38 years old, work at a corporate office asnwering questions from Pharmacists. I go to the Tech N9ne concerts and follow ICP. This is NOT because i want to kill things or because im a stupid follower. There is a place for everything. I also like Neil Diamond, Prince, Killswitch Engaged and Disturbed. Not to mention Broadway shows, Opera, and Ballet. Following ICP does not mean your stupid or ignorant ALL the time. I just enjoy alot of things and I don’t take what they say literally. Those that do ARE stupid and would take ANYthing literally – Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie, King Gordy…just like the old trials against Ozzy saying he was making kids do stupid things…NO the kids made themselves to stupid things. Maybe instead we should concentrate on educating kids between real and fantasy. ICP writes some funny stuff (their songs about the wizard of oz are very catchy and hilarious). So does Weird Al. Get over yourselves and realize mostly ICP is an attention grabber, an introduction to NOT main stream. Main stream is cookie cutter.
You are such a special snowflake… Do your kind have a bingo card yet?
hogwash!! you write just fine… and with straight forward articulation… Sheesh here probably only fuck in the missionary position because he’s so uptight.
The scariest part of your whole comment is that you are a 38 year old who can’t write in a complete sentence or use punctuation, but apparently others look to you to “answer questions”. FRIGHTENING.
P.S. “A lot” is TWO WORDS!!!!!
“Following ICP does not mean your stupid or ignorant”
Your. Haha, the irony.
These responses are reaching pretty hard to justify how you might be hiding your true, idiot nature… but you are just a normal, educated person with some bad taste in music
Not being able to understand what scientists say doesn’t make them wrong…
They taught me how magnets worked in 3rd grade. It was mandatory.
This isn’t a decent representation of religious thinkers. This isn’t a decent representation of anybody. What it is is an insult to the industry, to most other rappers, to the already deranged and confused fans of icp who claim that they have found some sense of family and understanding in this anti-social phenomenon, whilst simultaneously causing random petty violence and often times ending their lives homeless or incarcerated. Now, I’m pretty sure most religions are against being homeless or incarcerated, and even more against petty violence. At least at their core.
This is a celebration of general stupidity. I bet neither of those guys have even read a bible. They probably just smoke weed and talk about fucking bitches.
It’s just upsetting that they are too lazy (stupid? stubborn?) to take the time out and say “Hey look, I don’t understand this. Maybe I should ASK somebody how it works or figure it out for myself or anything, ANYTHING other than make the most godawful abortion of a song illustrating my ignorance for the world to see.”
Everybody is allowed to not know something, but if you can recognize your ignorance please don’t be arrogant enough to wear it around like a merit badge, it’s just pathetic.
LMFAO. You can’t make this shit up. Simply hilarious.
i don’t care as long as they keep throwing shit logs at tila tequila until she bleeds.