Inked Magazine’s Sex Issue Is Here And Other News

January 14th, 2013 // 10 Comments

- The Hottest Tattooed Women in (Adult) Film [Inked]

- The time Emily Blunt and Anne Hathaway‘s amazing breasts collided in embrace, and I may have oversold this link. Just a tad. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jay-Z and Beyonce spent $200,000 on Blue Ivy’s first birthday, so I’ll be the one to ask: How fucking much is Gwyneth Paltrow charging to make organic guacamole? Jesus, it’s just smooshed avocados! [Dlisted]

- Kristen Stewart changes her outfit on planes to trick the paparazzi. Here’s how well that works. [Just Jared]

- Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere [theCHIVE]

- Tina Fey accurately sumps up Twitter. [Gossip Cop]

- All of ‘Toy Story’ Recreated With Real Toys (Anyone who doesn’t click on this is dead inside. Or living a full productive life not watching YouTube and can go fuck themselves. You think you’re better than me?!) [BuzzFeed]

- Jennifer Lawrence wore a boob window for the Critic’s Choice Awards. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Aniston wore a leather dress the other day, shouldn’t do that again. [TooFab]

- Every once in a while I forget how hot Miranda Kerr is. This just solved that. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Ask Quentin Tarantino about violence in movies again, and get your butt shut down. [FilmDrunk]

- Sofia Vergara feeds her breasts for the Golden Globes and I’ll fight anyone to the death who says that’s not what she’s doing. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Why Django Unchained is one of the most important movies of the year which I’ll assume has to do with all the butt shutting down going on. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Emma Mae Tattoo Inked
    Commented on this photo:

    “The girls are the perfect female form… ruined with shitty drawings by terrible artists and ex-cons”

    Tattoo ‘artists’ are largely shit. They draw horribly. And the only people who see it otherwise are exactly the type of art “connoisseurs” who emblazon those 10th-grade spiral-notebook scrawls on their bodies.

  2. Cadence St John Tattoo Inked
    SexJihaad9/11
    Commented on this photo:

    Man face, fake boobs, Ugly tatoos. DONOTWANT

  3. Emma Mae Tattoo Inked
    SexJihaad9/11
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would anyone tatoo a cobweb on a breast? I do not understand the concepts of beauty that society adheres to today.

    • I would assume a cobweb on a breast is code for “I haven’t been touched in any sexual manner for the longest time, please make love to me.” At least, that’s what I did assume before I got this restraining order.

  4. Cadence St John Tattoo Inked
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The nursing home robot health attendants will have a good electronic snicker amongst themselves when they undress this one for bathing.
    Is this thing working now? Did the blogger stay up and feed the server chicken noodle soup all weekend?

  5. shankyouverymuch

    the quickest most SURE way to COMPLETELY destroy a very HOT chick is litter her body with all this HORRID graffiti!!! fucking gross-

  6. Bonnie Rotten Tattoo Inked
    Commented on this photo:

    I can imagine going down t suck on that chicks titties & realizing I’d be licking sucking a spider web … Mmmmmm just my kind of dreamy girl, mom would LOVE her! FUCKING GROSS MORONS – I really do feel sorry for them they given up ALL hopes of a decent life.

    • shankfuckshismomma

      do you usually suck tits in front of your mom? inbred hillbilly don’t appreciate shit!! she’s gorgeous..

  7. Cadence St John Tattoo Inked
    Commented on this photo:

    I can imagine going down to suck on that chicks titties & realizing I’d be licking sucking a spider web … Mmmmmm just my kind of dreamy girl, mom would LOVE her! FUCKING GROSS MORONS – I really do feel sorry for them they’ve given up ALL hopes of a decent life.

  8. Emma Mae Tattoo Inked
    Nelson Mandela
    Commented on this photo:

    Body graffiti – yuck.

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