Imogen Thomas swimming topless

July 29th, 2009 // 164 Comments

British model/reality star Imogen Thomas spent yesterday swimming topless at her hotel in Marbella, Spain, and for those of you wondering how the hell this qualifies as news on this site, allow me to suggest some alternative reading.

I’m a helper.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that prove universal health care does not destroy the fabric of society: fake breasts.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Yeah

    Fuck fake titties.

  2. Christina

    She’s not even famous in Britain!?

  3. I don´t know her

  4. mikeock

    fake tits or not, I’d let her blow me.

  5. dfgdf

    Disgusting plastic vomit.. so not hot..

  6. a sanderson

    in the first pic, couldnt tell that they were fake or not. although id never get a boobjob..mainly because they feel SO fake and you have to keep getting them redone (not to mention serious complications). she has an excellent surgeon that did a nice job. Stop hatin’, shes got a bangin body and you know it

  7. Anybody can make out that those are fake!

  8. whistle

    She contracted swine flu while on this very vacation.

  9. Youre saying I dont have 20/20 vision ms watermelon?

  10. WaitingforCodot

    Why do women with implants show off their breasts so much more than naturals? It should be obvious — They paid for them. It’s human nature to show off something you paid a lot of money for. Flashing rings, showing off cars, outfits, etc. Breasts are clearly no exception. Women with natural breasts just see them as exactly that, breasts – functional (sometime bothersome) objects that are just… there.

  11. wet newspaper

    yawn.
    nice place to park the bicycle. get on your bikes and ride!

  12. nice tan, nice rack, fit body…this is definitely feel good news!…I know I got a good feeling in my pants!

  13. Dorito Man

    Well she leaves nothing to the ‘imogenation’…

    Come’re wettie wot say lets go for a truck ride…

  14. Turts

    What kind of a whore prances around a hotel pool topless, posing and preening the whole time. I would say she could give Jordan a run for her money in the skank department. Someone needs to put this slutty bitch in her place and deflate those tits.

  15. Turts

    What kind of a whore prances around a hotel pool topless, posing and preening the whole time? I would say she could give Jordan a run for her money in the skank department. Someone needs to put this slutty bitch in her place and deflate those tits.

  16. wet newspaper

    hai dorito baybeh!

    ‘imogenation’ – hoooo! sharp as a tack, you is.

    truck ride eh? you mean riding… in the truck? ok sure. mmhmm. where we going… funky town? shazam!

  17. Dorito Man

    Uh, why am I reminded to check the air pressure in my truck’s tyres when I look at this tart?

    Yep funky town! ;)

  18. wet newspaper

    is the lurve shack in funky town?

  19. Dorito Man

    Was this Imogen chic in a Morrissey video?

    The lurve shack is anywhere we are, baybeh.

  20. brooklyn

    Universal Health Care certainly did destroy a number of societies behind the Iron Curtain years ago, and has proven to be disastrous in Britain, Canada, France, etc.

    The oppressive tax burden kills opportunity for all, with governmental control raising the costs to all, while the quality of care suffers.

    Nothing is ‘free’, and socialist-communist style collectivism never brings a utopia.

    The oppressive nature of massive Government Collectivist efforts, always builds an elite class in government, cements economic classes, grows waste-corruption, crushes incentive, ruins growth, encourages dependency, lowers the quality of life while raising the cost of living (which burdens the poor the very most).

    Just look at the disastrous efforts of the Democratic Party in CA, NJ, LA, MI, etc.

    The Superficial is cool, but off hand comments about ‘universal care’ is rather silly.

    Having lived in France, and a few other alternatives, as well as the USA’s Free Market system, the US is a far more healthy arena for all.

    Fashion is not reason and basis it seems…

    Time to check with reality.

  21. twellve

    bleh. her boobs curve inwards at the top like a balloon full of water sags. not a good look. and i think it’s safe to say the NHS didn’t pay for her boob job, she must’ve done that herself. shame she didn’t go for a bit more natural looking size.

  22. Solo

    Sorry, but these snaps just helped me rub one out. Is that so wrong?

  23. Freebie

    To all the wantabe big ass fuckers out there. Who the fuck cares if you want to put your wang between her breasts? As if you had a sliver of a chance. All you boys are stupid immature geeks and no woman would ever let you cream her hole. Be careful your mama’s don’t peek at your computer and see the trash you’re writing or she’ll take your toys away.

  24. Freebie

    To all the wantabe big ass fuckers out there. Who the fuck cares if you want to put your wang between her breasts? As if you had a sliver of a chance. All you boys are stupid immature geeks and no woman would ever let you cream her hole. Be careful your mama’s don’t peek at your computer and see the trash you’re writing or she’ll take your toys away.

  25. Suck It

    @124 Freebie

    Then..can I put my wang between your breasts and unload sticky goodness onto your face?

  26. @88.. Post Tits or GTFO.

  27. That’s MRS. to you….Rough Daddy. Nice..uh..lion?

  28. Yes Lion! did you know putting your myspace to private is rude?

  29. Pukey

    wow, she needs her implants re-done. May I suggest under the muscle. They look horrible

  30. lacy

    I like her! she is gorgeous! – christiansinglesdate.com

  31. i dunno dorito baybeh. i haven’t seen many morrissey vids.

    youse right. anywhere is lurve shack if we make it so.

    xx

    uuuhh!

    x. x. x. x. x.

  32. Mike

    Fucking gorgeous!

  33. sunshine

    The answer to: “What do you get if you put softballs in a pair of knee-hi hose and super-glue them onto your chest?”

  34. Oh..is my Myspace private? I’m so sorry…

  35. GERARDO VASQUEZ

    That rack looks perfectly fine to me HATERS

  36. EuroNeckPain

    A bony flat chest with two grapefruit halves at the wrong position with a huge gap between them.
    That’s the damage done by all these idiots who want BIIIG boobs. Cretins. She must have had a perfect body before these ridiculous implants.

  37. pig

    No man hates tits, real or fake. Only flaming homos and little boys hate tits.

  38. Miri Cohen

    That isn’t swimming, but posing for the camera. Those aren’t breasts, but implants. I prefer real women with real breasts and hairy bodies!

  39. M

    Those are some nasty looking tits. She needs to do something about them…stat.

  40. Ben

    the only unnatural part is that a man wouldn’t be attracted to her

  41. obama pimp

    i´ll motorboat those funbags in a heartbeat!

  42. salty cracker

    it’s amazing how many people jump on here to complain about someone’s tits as soon as they’re posted. i’d be willing to bet those commenting they’re fake and ugly haven’t seen anything but their hand ever. get a life children.

  43. Laurie

    God, that’s a really bad boob job.

  44. Her breast needs support , falling off.

  45. I will catch her breast

  46. Richard Wm. Narlian

    I am sooooo happy that all of these small penile-shamed dudes get off trying to pop someones bubble when she is obviously WAY out of thier leauge.

  47. Richard Wm. Narlian

    I am sooooo happy that all of these small penile-shamed dudes get off trying to pop someones bubble when she is obviously WAY out of thier leauge.

  48. Captain Motorboat

    I like Titties!

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