British model/reality star Imogen Thomas spent yesterday swimming topless at her hotel in Marbella, Spain, and for those of you wondering how the hell this qualifies as news on this site, allow me to suggest some alternative reading.
I’m a helper.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that prove universal health care does not destroy the fabric of society: fake breasts.
Photos: Splash News
And that’s why fake tits are crap.
i dont care how fake these look, i’d chomp on them any night c;
#13 I’m a woman with natural D’s actually and I hate fake tits. Carmen Electra has the only decent looking ones.
Her tits look like water balloons.
funny how chicks with fake racks love to flaunt them at every opportunity, while girls with legit, awesome racks are comparatively sheepish
Those are awful fake titties! WTF? If you are going to hang around with your top off, at least have the decency to have good looking boobs.
Now I need another shower.It was worth is!!! It’s like a snow globe in here!
Besides being sexual objects, boobs are for feeding babies… all this modifications women are making on their bodies could have bad consequences in humans in later generations.
Never heard of her but I wouldn’t mind ejaculating in her anus
Yeah, the pic of her in the glasses is a bit of a fookin turn on. Very solid work superficial. You’d been slacking lately with Goesselin posts and the like, this is the type that will earn you stripes!
The Rake
http://thefilmnest.com
As the saying goes “If I can touch ‘em, they’re real.”
They’re OK for fakies. I actually like the wee-bit o’ sag and the size. The main turn-off with them is the little tiny “man nips/areolas”. YUCK!!
I want to go to there.
I would fuck her so hard for 2 minute… 3 if she didn’t move! all I can say is NICE!!!
thats exactly why I don’t want fake boobs, plastic sacks that you can see hanging off her chest
Men who complain about boobs of any sort are queer or actually women. I would LOVE to see the type of gals you all can pull…I’m sure they’re amazing.
Boobs are usually a good thing. Who is this person? I could Google her and still probably wouldn’t know.
Fake ! Teardrop-shaped implants that were placed waaaaaay too low … that huge gap is always the dead giveaway … as in Audrina Patridge … still trying to decide if Kim Kardashian’s are real … what’s funny is that they think placing the implants low will make them look real, and instead they look like hell.
Bowling Pin Tits.
Kim Kardashian= obviously fake.
When fake boobs look this bad, it’s probably a sign that the owner of said boobs should have left well enough alone.
They are real if I can touch them.
#61,
You fucker. I didn’t see your post. Now I feel so cheap. And stupid. I hate fake tits. A fake personality I can handle, but not fake tits.
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Mmmmmm……..
…………………………YUMMY!
Very, VERY, nice to see some nachruhl sweater buddies.
……………………..I don’t have clue who she is, but she’s a damn tasty dish indeed!
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Mmmmmm……..
…………………………YUMMY!
Very, VERY, nice to see some nachruhl sweater buddies.
……………………..I don’t have clue who she is, but she’s a damn tasty dish indeed!
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I would pump my schlong between those beautiful orbs until it exploded a load of cream over them. I would then work her honey hole!
tons of wrinkles around the eyes, but not TOO bad for a 40-year old…too bad she’s only 26. uggh.
I wanna B my L all over her T’s
Those are some of the most obvious implants I have ever seen.
REFUND GAP
Of course they are fake. Anyone with boobs that big would also have giant nipples, the size of teacup saucers. So What, Who Cares!!! Her body looks amazing, but those crows feet have to go. She needs to get some Botox ASAP.
Freakish looking, awkwardly placed, surgically inserted, inorganic foreign objects inside the human body = NOT SEXY
Ohhhh THAT’S right #20!! Only OVERWEIGHT females can have larger natural breasts. *doink!* Idiot.
I would bet money all the people that are saying that her tits are ugly have some nasty tits themselves or girlfriends with some nasty old stretch marked floppers…For the possibly one of you that is the exception..I apologize……
Hey #21. Big Daddy…
Of course we’d fuck her — tits, ass, pussy, or mouth. Hell — hands or feet, for that matter. We’re not stupid. Or dead. She’s a really beautiful woman. And she’d remain a beautiful woman regardless (or maybe in spite of) the size of her tits.
But I, like a few other posters, prefer naturals. Yes, I’m old. I’m fat. But that doesn’t mean my appreciation of pretty ladies is in any way warped. I just come from a time when silicone had industrial uses, not medical uses.
I’d love to see Imogen with a *natural* set of C’s, B’s…or even A’s!
As I’ve always said and I’ll say it again.. Fake Tits or Not, If I can touch them..then they’re real.
Me likey!
@84 Well I have perfectly nice, natural, medium sized, perky boobs with cute nipples, so I shall take that apology, and I shall then wipe my fundament with it.
Fat thighs.
Gee Fish, slow news day, huh?
Whoa, I clicked on the pics and thems some ugly fake tits. Point more at the floor than granny tits.
#88,
Will you marry me (I’m down on one knee as I type this)?
Those are ugly fake boobs. Yeah, I’d probably be a fake boob hater on principal, but even for fakes those are not impressive.
I think her breasts look great and she looks hot.
I think her breasts look great and she looks hot.
@29: Chaz… A man after my own heart. Well stated!!! And I second the ‘motion’.
@8: yo — Are you an idiot? That curvature serves two purposes, and both are some of my favorite activities. Titty F’ken and motor-boating.
These are some fine udders, whether they are constructed by the higher power or man made. My schlong started stirring just looking at them.
Udderly Fantastic!!! Boobalicious!!! TITantically epic…
Sexy and wild??!!
Are you the hot cougar hunter on __Agelover.c om__? the place where all hot Ageless singles meet, mingle and more…?/
I know a perfect way to keep the Guinness warm.
Kinda getting tired of fake boobs, actually. REAL ones are surprisingly pretty nice, I hear!
GROSS