British model/reality star Imogen Thomas spent yesterday swimming topless at her hotel in Marbella, Spain, and for those of you wondering how the hell this qualifies as news on this site, allow me to suggest some alternative reading.
I’m a helper.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that prove universal health care does not destroy the fabric of society: fake breasts.
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bakinmycake | July 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm
I think I just came a quart.
yep | July 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm
That’s right.
SB | July 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm
first!
wut | July 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Those are fake, and not very good fakes at that.
alinka | July 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm
the ugliest fake boobs ever… How can you have fake boobs and they still sag?
alinka | July 29, 2009 at 4:20 pm
the ugliest fake boobs ever… How can you have fake boobs and they still sag?
ROUGH daddy | July 29, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Wow its about to get sticky in here…Im waving my white flag to sillycone if they are I dont care….
yo | July 29, 2009 at 4:21 pm
i hate when boobs get that concave curvage thing going in between them. tori spelling has the worst case yet.
Cris | July 29, 2009 at 4:21 pm
She needs a lift, they’re sagging already
chango666 | July 29, 2009 at 4:22 pm
I hate store bought titties . . . don’t get me wrong, I’d still fuck the shit out of her, but I’d still be hating them titties (in my mouth of course) . . .
NachoMama | July 29, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Gravity sucks…
well duh | July 29, 2009 at 4:24 pm
How much more obvious do you have to be? Look up narcissism and I ensure you that a picture of this bitch will be there.
That said…I would hit her like I hit yo mamma last night.
sm | July 29, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Those are f**king awesome tits…You fake boob haters are all old, fat bastards that sit home and wank off cause you can’t get a woman, Fake or Not…
lol | July 29, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Since when can beggars be choosers?
the valley of death | July 29, 2009 at 4:27 pm
damn, are those things under her arms when she’s not squeezing them together? awesome how silicone makes for an unnatural gap between those things. Oh well, a titty is a titty is a titty. More!
Donte | July 29, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Ass or it didn’t happen
Harold^Sick | July 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Just went six to twelve in nanoseconds. B(o)(o)B overload.
Vapor | July 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm
#13 Yes, I’m old (not fat), have a woman and I too hate fake boobs. Especially when it is so great to wank off on my my wife’s big natural tits. Get yourself some real boobies you youngsters!
Plagiarist | July 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm
NOMNOMNOM
ROUGH daddy | July 29, 2009 at 4:38 pm
You know whats frustrating about real big boobs? theres a big belly for support…
Big Daddy | July 29, 2009 at 4:38 pm
all those haters of fake tits would would titty fuck the shit out of those in a second. Just imagine your wad between them suckers with some KY. DAMN I just came
stupidass | July 29, 2009 at 4:38 pm
looks like someone drew cartoon boobs on her
Dr. Muffstafa | July 29, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@19: My sentiments EXARKTLY!
Hugh Gentry | July 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
She’s f*cking beautiful. I luv to bury my cock between those tits
Bob Vila | July 29, 2009 at 4:56 pm
This is the Bobster’s take on fake boobs: You’re better off with nice, small boobs than huge freaky looking ones.
Not to mention the vast difference in how they feel.
Bob likes great, natural boobs; not something he could throw together in his toolshop with a Black N’ Decker and a couple bags full of jello.
april | July 29, 2009 at 4:57 pm
im glad those aren’t mine.
Superfan | July 29, 2009 at 4:58 pm
In love with the superficial writer. AARP.
She’s super hot btw.
Shawna | July 29, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Why does she have a chest cavity lookin’ thing between her breasts? Can’t these plastic surgeons do a better job?
Chaz | July 29, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Omigod! I was going to get on here and say I was goin’ spank the first person who knocked on those boobs!
Looks like I got alot of spankin’ to do…
Those are fabulous – who is saying they are saggy? Breasts should sag a little – they don’t bolt on. Walk by a girl that has a little bit of sag like that – those tits move back and forth – like a pendulum… hypnotizing…
It’s obvious that I am a boob man… well, ok, and an ass man – among other things…
Ashley | July 29, 2009 at 5:04 pm
If those are the boobs that come with gov health care, count me out. Imagine how fucked up the surgeries where appearance doesn’t matter must end up.
Jim Slimmer | July 29, 2009 at 5:05 pm
April you’re a pig. Glad you aren’t mine!
James | July 29, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I think she’s hot! I’d suck on them titties :)
blp | July 29, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Z list Welsh girls on the Superficial, never thought I’d see that but I like it.
sagging, really?? | July 29, 2009 at 5:13 pm
A pair of natural 34 D’s without a gut to match would get so many negative comments on this site because silicone is everywhere. I don’t have a problem with a flat chested woman being able to buy boobs but I don’t like how distorted ppl’s perception of breasts are now, thinking that 2 round balls of silicone that don’t move are perfection. This girl’s boobs look great- natural or fake, they aren’t saggy.
blp | July 29, 2009 at 5:14 pm
She was in a home made sex tape released years ago which you can probably still find, it would have been good if her moron boyfriend knew how to hold a camera and turned some lights on.
kdkd | July 29, 2009 at 5:14 pm
damn thoose things look awful. Total crap job, you think these rich Hollywood type could afford better boob jobs.
Anexio | July 29, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Best post ever.
Out
blp | July 29, 2009 at 5:18 pm
@36 “rich Hollywood type.” lol she was on Big Brother and went on to run a salon in Cardiff.
el ces | July 29, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Hmm, nice.
Thanx, Fish.
Ananana | July 29, 2009 at 5:26 pm
nice scars lady.
That Bastard Tony | July 29, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I don’t care if this makes me “that guy”, I would so hit that. There are advantages for both real and fake boobs. Real ones feel better, but you can do more freaky stuff with fake ones. I guess the only way to please everyone is to find the median between the two, i. e. Christy Canyon.
That Bastard Tony | July 29, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I don’t care if this makes me “that guy”, I would so hit that. There are advantages for both real and fake boobs. Real ones feel better, but you can do more freaky stuff with fake ones. I guess the only way to please everyone is to find the median between the two, i. e. Christy Canyon.
That Bastard Tony | July 29, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Sorry for the double post… or am I.
hollywood_hillbilly | July 29, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Douchie, that is disgusting, nobody cares if Larry Craig and Mark Foley are on their way to your place so the three of you can work on your wide stances.
Jibbly Biggins | July 29, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Hmm….looks like implants above the muscle. I guess they look nice (all boobs look the same to me – I’m a girl). Nice nipples – guessing that was genetic, not surgical.
GaGa | July 29, 2009 at 5:39 pm
How is she a model??? She doesn’t appear to be too thin. She is more Kim Kardashian than Miranda Kerr, that’s for sure.
White | July 29, 2009 at 5:47 pm
She’s an ex big brother housemate,
Ari Ola | July 29, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Yummy nipples
Fritobandito | July 29, 2009 at 5:53 pm
SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT…omg SQUIRT oh oh…… SQUIRT……….
jonny | July 29, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Oh wow! Fake boobs. How exciting….bags of silicone tucked under the skin. What a turn on!