Imogen Thomas swimming topless

July 29th, 2009 // 164 Comments

British model/reality star Imogen Thomas spent yesterday swimming topless at her hotel in Marbella, Spain, and for those of you wondering how the hell this qualifies as news on this site, allow me to suggest some alternative reading.

I’m a helper.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that prove universal health care does not destroy the fabric of society: fake breasts.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. bakinmycake

    I think I just came a quart.

  2. yep

    That’s right.

  3. wut

    Those are fake, and not very good fakes at that.

  4. alinka

    the ugliest fake boobs ever… How can you have fake boobs and they still sag?

  5. alinka

    the ugliest fake boobs ever… How can you have fake boobs and they still sag?

  6. Wow its about to get sticky in here…Im waving my white flag to sillycone if they are I dont care….

  7. yo

    i hate when boobs get that concave curvage thing going in between them. tori spelling has the worst case yet.

  8. Cris

    She needs a lift, they’re sagging already

  9. chango666

    I hate store bought titties . . . don’t get me wrong, I’d still fuck the shit out of her, but I’d still be hating them titties (in my mouth of course) . . .

  10. NachoMama

    Gravity sucks…

  11. well duh

    How much more obvious do you have to be? Look up narcissism and I ensure you that a picture of this bitch will be there.

    That said…I would hit her like I hit yo mamma last night.

  12. sm

    Those are f**king awesome tits…You fake boob haters are all old, fat bastards that sit home and wank off cause you can’t get a woman, Fake or Not…

  13. lol

    Since when can beggars be choosers?

  14. the valley of death

    damn, are those things under her arms when she’s not squeezing them together? awesome how silicone makes for an unnatural gap between those things. Oh well, a titty is a titty is a titty. More!

  15. Donte

    Ass or it didn’t happen

  16. Harold^Sick

    Just went six to twelve in nanoseconds. B(o)(o)B overload.

  17. Vapor

    #13 Yes, I’m old (not fat), have a woman and I too hate fake boobs. Especially when it is so great to wank off on my my wife’s big natural tits. Get yourself some real boobies you youngsters!

  18. Plagiarist

    NOMNOMNOM

  19. You know whats frustrating about real big boobs? theres a big belly for support…

  20. Big Daddy

    all those haters of fake tits would would titty fuck the shit out of those in a second. Just imagine your wad between them suckers with some KY. DAMN I just came

  21. stupidass

    looks like someone drew cartoon boobs on her

  22. Dr. Muffstafa

    @19: My sentiments EXARKTLY!

  23. Hugh Gentry

    She’s f*cking beautiful. I luv to bury my cock between those tits

  24. Bob Vila

    This is the Bobster’s take on fake boobs: You’re better off with nice, small boobs than huge freaky looking ones.

    Not to mention the vast difference in how they feel.

    Bob likes great, natural boobs; not something he could throw together in his toolshop with a Black N’ Decker and a couple bags full of jello.

  25. im glad those aren’t mine.

  26. Superfan

    In love with the superficial writer. AARP.
    She’s super hot btw.

  27. Shawna

    Why does she have a chest cavity lookin’ thing between her breasts? Can’t these plastic surgeons do a better job?

  28. Chaz

    Omigod! I was going to get on here and say I was goin’ spank the first person who knocked on those boobs!

    Looks like I got alot of spankin’ to do…

    Those are fabulous – who is saying they are saggy? Breasts should sag a little – they don’t bolt on. Walk by a girl that has a little bit of sag like that – those tits move back and forth – like a pendulum… hypnotizing…

    It’s obvious that I am a boob man… well, ok, and an ass man – among other things…

  29. Ashley

    If those are the boobs that come with gov health care, count me out. Imagine how fucked up the surgeries where appearance doesn’t matter must end up.

  30. April you’re a pig. Glad you aren’t mine!

  31. James

    I think she’s hot! I’d suck on them titties :)

  32. blp

    Z list Welsh girls on the Superficial, never thought I’d see that but I like it.

  33. sagging, really??

    A pair of natural 34 D’s without a gut to match would get so many negative comments on this site because silicone is everywhere. I don’t have a problem with a flat chested woman being able to buy boobs but I don’t like how distorted ppl’s perception of breasts are now, thinking that 2 round balls of silicone that don’t move are perfection. This girl’s boobs look great- natural or fake, they aren’t saggy.

  34. blp

    She was in a home made sex tape released years ago which you can probably still find, it would have been good if her moron boyfriend knew how to hold a camera and turned some lights on.

  35. kdkd

    damn thoose things look awful. Total crap job, you think these rich Hollywood type could afford better boob jobs.

  36. Anexio

    Best post ever.

    Out

  37. blp

    @36 “rich Hollywood type.” lol she was on Big Brother and went on to run a salon in Cardiff.

  38. el ces

    Hmm, nice.

    Thanx, Fish.

  39. Ananana

    nice scars lady.

  40. That Bastard Tony

    I don’t care if this makes me “that guy”, I would so hit that. There are advantages for both real and fake boobs. Real ones feel better, but you can do more freaky stuff with fake ones. I guess the only way to please everyone is to find the median between the two, i. e. Christy Canyon.

  41. That Bastard Tony

    I don’t care if this makes me “that guy”, I would so hit that. There are advantages for both real and fake boobs. Real ones feel better, but you can do more freaky stuff with fake ones. I guess the only way to please everyone is to find the median between the two, i. e. Christy Canyon.

  42. That Bastard Tony

    Sorry for the double post… or am I.

  43. Douchie, that is disgusting, nobody cares if Larry Craig and Mark Foley are on their way to your place so the three of you can work on your wide stances.

  44. Jibbly Biggins

    Hmm….looks like implants above the muscle. I guess they look nice (all boobs look the same to me – I’m a girl). Nice nipples – guessing that was genetic, not surgical.

  45. GaGa

    How is she a model??? She doesn’t appear to be too thin. She is more Kim Kardashian than Miranda Kerr, that’s for sure.

  46. She’s an ex big brother housemate,

  47. Ari Ola

    Yummy nipples

  48. Fritobandito

    SQUIRT SQUIRT SQUIRT…omg SQUIRT oh oh…… SQUIRT……….

  49. jonny

    Oh wow! Fake boobs. How exciting….bags of silicone tucked under the skin. What a turn on!

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