I’m Pretty Sure Kate Hudson Using Her Ass To Help Her Son Sell Lemonade Is Cheating

Part of having a lemonade stand as a small boy is to learn the joy of independent entrepreneurship while snorting the sweet cocaine of American capitalism into your nose until it’s 3 a.m. and you’ll do fucking anything for more of it. Anything. Valuable lessons that go right out the window when your mom has to come out and help you like Kate Hudson did with her ass when she used her cheeks to squeeze the lemon straight into the cups. You might not see it in the pictures, but trust me, it happened. Otherwise, why was she even out there? It’s not like somebody’s going to walk by and go, “Ohmygod, remember Bride Wars? I should buy that lemonade.”

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