I’m Pretty Sure Kate Hudson Using Her Ass To Help Her Son Sell Lemonade Is Cheating

August 1st, 2013 // 17 Comments

Part of having a lemonade stand as a small boy is to learn the joy of independent entrepreneurship while snorting the sweet cocaine of American capitalism into your nose until it’s 3 a.m. and you’ll do fucking anything for more of it. Anything. Valuable lessons that go right out the window when your mom has to come out and help you like Kate Hudson did with her ass when she used her cheeks to squeeze the lemon straight into the cups. You might not see it in the pictures, but trust me, it happened. Otherwise, why was she even out there? It’s not like somebody’s going to walk by and go, “Ohmygod, remember Bride Wars? I should buy that lemonade.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kodos

    I thought Kate’s asscheeks were as insubstantial as her mosquito-bite breasts.Rumor has it she got those augmented (I didn’t know they made implants in ‘Lipton teabag’-size), so maybe this lemon/ass-squeezing is some new shape enhancer…

    Cute, but her random impregnations by random spares took away a lot of her hotness for me.

  2. cc

    No, using Ms. Hough’s ass would be cheating.

    • As nice as Julianne Hough’s ass is, and with all due respect to same, I fail to see any deficiencies with Kate Hudson’s hindquarters. In fact, I also like her front-quarters, as well as both of her side-quarters.

  3. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Minidress Son Ryders Lemonade Stand
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Kate’s ‘Jurassic Park’ reboot looks really low-budget.

  4. EricLR

    Ugh, this lemonade tastes like box office poison.

  5. ace11

    Does Kate squeeze the Lemons??

  6. If her ass is involved in any way, I’d buy the shit out of that lemonade.

  7. She’s just showing her son where the lemonade is made.

  8. Kate Hudson Butt Tight Minidress Son Ryders Lemonade Stand
    some black guy
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘i’ll still pay, but in lieu of lemonade can I lick your moms ass?’ that’s my impression of me at the lemonade stand

  9. …that ass? that’s gonna sell stuff? *pppfffttt* whatever…

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