I’m Buying What Dita Von Teese is Selling

May 2nd, 2012 // 37 Comments
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I’ll be honest with you, I posted these photos for one reason only. Perfume. I’m a man who happens to love fragrance. I especially love when two fragrances are smashed together into a beautiful bouquet that practically knocks you in the face. Sometimes I’ll just press my face close to a scent and vigorously shake my head back and forth while the perfectly symmetrical aromas jiggle together to create the heaving essence of a blooming garden. Having shared that, you should probably know that, according to state law, I’m now required to register at department store cosmetics counters if I plan on staying there for more than an hour.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. it had to be said

    You know, unless she’s wearing a corset and faking having sex with a woman (similarly attired), I’m not sure why I would want to see her.

  2. I would party with her like it’s 1944.

  3. Bearer of truths

    stick to photo posting

  4. Yuuuuup

    Rumer Willis looks great!

  5. Deacon Jones

    She’s got some real fetish movies out there on the “internets”

    I watch one of them. She’s a topless dominatrix and flogs a girl with a black whip calling her names the whole time, I nutted like a champ

  6. Vandinz

    Does this fucker ever smile?

    • Trek Girl

      Yes, she does. Google “Dita Von Teese” images, and you’ll see plenty of pictures of her smiling.

  7. EricLr

    Personally, I think smaller perfume bottles are underrated.

  8. Cock Dr

    I glad to see that her unfortunate past association with Marilyn Manson does not appear to have left any visible scars or other signs of physical corruption.

  9. El Jefe

    Why does this chick not do vampire movies or Tim Burton Movies? She would be perfect for them.

    • Trek Girl

      What a horrible thing to say. I am disappointed in you El Jefe.
      There are too many Vampire movies out there already, and Tim Burton has Johnny Depp and, therefore, no need for Dita Von Teese.
      Ok, I’m not going to lie, a Dita Von Teese cameo or appearance in a Tim Burton movie would be kind of awesome. But no vampire roles! Vampires are played out.

  10. unless she’s selling blow jobs, i ain’t buying…

  11. dude

    nice writing on the motorboating the fragrances, still laughing.

  12. You write “Dita Von Teese” but all I read is “Deese Tit’s”.

  13. Frank Burns

    Is she shelling potatoes?

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    Is her Spanx showing?

  15. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Perfume Launch
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    She looks so fresh and sexy

  16. tlmck

    The Stones just recorded a new song for Dita called “Time Is Not On My Side”.

  17. She’s so beautiful!

  18. gillian

    butter face

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    SHe looks like compared to this

  20. When I was about 8, I got into a perfume fight with my cousin at a department store. Holy fuck, were we ever sick on the car ride home… we smelled like old French whorehouse concentrate. Thank God this was back before those sissy half-opening child-proof windows were mandatory so at least we could hang our heads out for some fresh air.

    So, in summary, I would happily shoot my wad all over those creamy tits.

  21. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Perfume Launch
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    Awwwwwww, that’s the cutest little bong ever!

  22. A very underrated and exquisite woman. Very beautiful. Very sexy.

  23. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Perfume Launch
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    I call MOON FACE!

  24. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Perfume Launch
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    To think, poor Jim Lovell, so close on two occasions, but never set foot on the Moon….. FACE!

    • hestill awesome

      Jim Lovell was the first of only three people to fly to the Moon twice, and the only one to have flown there twice without making a landing. Lovell was also the first person to fly in space four times.

      He’s the only guy to have flown there twice without making a landing. who else can say that??? :)

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    Flap Jack
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    that dude is hot!

  26. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    I hear 1940s France is suing her for image copyright violations.

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