Posted by Photo Boy
I’ll be honest with you, I posted these photos for one reason only. Perfume. I’m a man who happens to love fragrance. I especially love when two fragrances are smashed together into a beautiful bouquet that practically knocks you in the face. Sometimes I’ll just press my face close to a scent and vigorously shake my head back and forth while the perfectly symmetrical aromas jiggle together to create the heaving essence of a blooming garden. Having shared that, you should probably know that, according to state law, I’m now required to register at department store cosmetics counters if I plan on staying there for more than an hour.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
You know, unless she’s wearing a corset and faking having sex with a woman (similarly attired), I’m not sure why I would want to see her.
P.S. I’ll just leave this here to remind us all of Dita.
http://www.google.com/imgres?start=118&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&sa=N&biw=1100&bih=675&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=zn4UD29nJLCQpM:&imgrefurl=http://davidmackguide.com/portfolio/kabuki/masks/kabuki.shtml&docid=1UQgpxmnIe7MqM&imgurl=http://davidmackguide.com/portfolio/kabuki/masks/images/kabuki-ebay.jpg&w=1000&h=1500&ei=sW-hT96-BYjWtgeE3tHwCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=317&sig=103464628167552383188&page=6&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:118,i:85&tx=63&ty=82
Okay, this URL is ridiculous. Watch carefully…this is the exact same image you linked:
http://davidmackguide.com/portfolio/kabuki/masks/images/kabuki-ebay.jpg
Next time, click through to the image rather than right-clicking on the Google link.
Yes. Faux pas on my part. Awesome mask for the image above, but execution fail.
Unatural as you say FC, and also, for me, aging. I hope this isn’t a developing trend, that she isn’t hanvig some kind of I’m getting a little older so I guess I’ll dress a little younger crisis! It works for some (SJP), but not for Dita she’s always been a way grown up sexy woman and she should stick with that.
I would party with her like it’s 1944.
stick to photo posting
Rumer Willis looks great!
thats not rumer willis.
its rumer willis’ older sister.
deta ki-ay motherfucker willis.
She’s got some real fetish movies out there on the “internets”
I watch one of them. She’s a topless dominatrix and flogs a girl with a black whip calling her names the whole time, I nutted like a champ
im a girl but i was bored one day and me and my friend started searching her online and found this vid where some girl sticks her heel in her vayayay lol and vice versa. its pretty crazy
Yes I saw the same thing, the heel was a black dildo! Awesome stuff!
One of my all time favourite movies.
Does this fucker ever smile?
Yes, she does. Google “Dita Von Teese” images, and you’ll see plenty of pictures of her smiling.
Personally, I think smaller perfume bottles are underrated.
I glad to see that her unfortunate past association with Marilyn Manson does not appear to have left any visible scars or other signs of physical corruption.
Why does this chick not do vampire movies or Tim Burton Movies? She would be perfect for them.
What a horrible thing to say. I am disappointed in you El Jefe.
There are too many Vampire movies out there already, and Tim Burton has Johnny Depp and, therefore, no need for Dita Von Teese.
Ok, I’m not going to lie, a Dita Von Teese cameo or appearance in a Tim Burton movie would be kind of awesome. But no vampire roles! Vampires are played out.
unless she’s selling blow jobs, i ain’t buying…
nice writing on the motorboating the fragrances, still laughing.
You write “Dita Von Teese” but all I read is “Deese Tit’s”.
Is she shelling potatoes?
Is her Spanx showing?
She looks so fresh and sexy
The Stones just recorded a new song for Dita called “Time Is Not On My Side”.
She’s so beautiful!
butter face
SHe looks like compared to this
http://www.facebook.com/#!/FemFitnessModels
When I was about 8, I got into a perfume fight with my cousin at a department store. Holy fuck, were we ever sick on the car ride home… we smelled like old French whorehouse concentrate. Thank God this was back before those sissy half-opening child-proof windows were mandatory so at least we could hang our heads out for some fresh air.
So, in summary, I would happily shoot my wad all over those creamy tits.
Awwwwwww, that’s the cutest little bong ever!
A very underrated and exquisite woman. Very beautiful. Very sexy.
I call MOON FACE!
To think, poor Jim Lovell, so close on two occasions, but never set foot on the Moon….. FACE!
Jim Lovell was the first of only three people to fly to the Moon twice, and the only one to have flown there twice without making a landing. Lovell was also the first person to fly in space four times.
He’s the only guy to have flown there twice without making a landing. who else can say that??? :)
that dude is hot!
I hear 1940s France is suing her for image copyright violations.