‘I’m About to Get Butt Raped, Aren’t I?’

January 24th, 2011 // 46 Comments

Last night, the Pittsburgh Steelers essentially cornered the drunk New York Jets in a club restroom and sort of “blacked out” for a minute. And while the championship game had numerous highlights, including Mark Sanchez wiping a booger on his teammate, nothing stood out more than Rashard Mendenhall celebrating the Steelers’ victory by essentially ambushing Ben Roethlisberger and dry-humping him in the butt. Because that’s exactly what that guy needed. A viral video of mock rape as literally 80% of America filmed their televisions with their phones and uploaded it to YouTube. If there was a list of things Ben Roethlisberger needed to not happen yesterday, I’m pretty sure that was at the top, just below hearing a woman say “no.”

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  1. Mortimer Duke

    Ha ha ha ha! I think that Rashard guy knew what he was doing!

  2. Savant

    He dishes it, “butt” can he take it?

  3. daniela

    First? And rothlesbuger or how the eff ever you spell it is a puke

  4. MrsEllis

    Well as long as it’s affectionate butt rape, I’m okay with it.

  5. dont get it

    the header to this article should be ” im about to rape anything and everything i want because im about to be a national hero”

  6. Salad Face

    Aaron “Ladies’ Man” Rodgers vs. Ben “Man’s Lady” Roethlisberger.

    I just hope everyone brings protection, because after all, it’s Texas. There will be lots of livestock if they run out of humans.

  7. Bucky Barnes

    They’re just good friends… honest.

  8. jonesy

    Hamstring spasm…that’s all.

  9. Bucky Barnes

    So, is the league going to fine him for breaching their (draconian) “no dry-humping outside the locker room” requirement?

  10. lucycharms

    Thank you for hating Rapistberger as much as me!!! The video is priceless

  11. MarkM

    That’s so unfair! You butt rape ONE person, and all of the sudden you’re labelled a butt rapist!

  12. Galtacticus

    I don’t know about Ben Roethlisberger but we ourselves are dyed in the wool regarding any smear campaigns. But i’ll say just for in case, like a famous emperor once said: The die is cast.

    • gyromancer

      ‘Alea jacta est’ just means there’s no turning back. Try to make sense next time, your whole post sounds like Google translated it.

  13. seth rogen's vagina

    what will rapistburger do if he wins the super bowl, go to disneyworld and rape minnie mouse?

  14. Nicotine

    Everyone in Dallas better lock up your daughters/wives/sister/girlfriends/moms/etc. because Big Ben Roethlisberger is coming to town and he’s gonna be celebrating. You know what that means…

  15. Steelerchick

    Yeah but he’s the one that’s going to have another Superbowl ring!!!
    So y’all can kiss his ass!!!

  16. Ben Roethlisberger Rashard Mendenhall
    Mr. ANon E. Mouse
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST… but who gives a shit?!

  17. John Madden

    Football is just a social acceptable method for macho men and assorted tough guys to deal with latent homosexual urges. Sometimes the arousal becomes too much and BOOM! your athletic supporter wasn’t designed to contain a boner.

  18. Omg, he totally wipes a booger on him! That’s hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. bryce

    its not gay if you dont make eye contact

  20. Ben and Whoopi both agree, it wasn’t rape rape, just rape.

  21. godalmighty

    new get-rich-quick scheme: sell rape whistles at the gate.

  22. Ben Roethlisberger Rashard Mendenhall
    still hit it
    Commented on this photo:

    guess he could wait to get him in the shower

  23. mfb



  24. Taras Bulbous

    No matter, Clay Matthews III and B.J. Raji will make The Rapist pay on behalf of women everywhere. Go Pack Go!

  25. Ray Sist

    The women we’re asking for it. Just like with the Favre shit.

    Women: Successfully slowly wussifying men since the 60′s

  26. FoozBall

    This really isn’t surprising. We’re talking about a large group of overly macho-men who get sweaty and shower together on a regular basis, touch each other’s butts after a good play, and – of course – put on tights and pile on top of each other and call it a sport. Is this simulated anal sex in the middle of the field REALLY that surprising? Come on, people. Baseball, hockey…even basketball…I can handle. The NFL is pure garbage. And by “garbage” I mean “garbage with occasional public displays of repressed homosexual urges”.

    Good game boys. Let’s hit the showers. Do you need help taking off your fat-man tights? My cup just got smaller.

  27. Pedobear

    Well I liked the way he did it though he should have given him head.

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