Last night, the Pittsburgh Steelers essentially cornered the drunk New York Jets in a club restroom and sort of “blacked out” for a minute. And while the championship game had numerous highlights, including Mark Sanchez wiping a booger on his teammate, nothing stood out more than Rashard Mendenhall celebrating the Steelers’ victory by essentially ambushing Ben Roethlisberger and dry-humping him in the butt. Because that’s exactly what that guy needed. A viral video of mock rape as literally 80% of America filmed their televisions with their phones and uploaded it to YouTube. If there was a list of things Ben Roethlisberger needed to not happen yesterday, I’m pretty sure that was at the top, just below hearing a woman say “no.”
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Ha ha ha ha! I think that Rashard guy knew what he was doing!
1st?
At failing
at life
He dishes it, “butt” can he take it?
First? And rothlesbuger or how the eff ever you spell it is a puke
Well as long as it’s affectionate butt rape, I’m okay with it.
the header to this article should be ” im about to rape anything and everything i want because im about to be a national hero”
Aaron “Ladies’ Man” Rodgers vs. Ben “Man’s Lady” Roethlisberger.
I just hope everyone brings protection, because after all, it’s Texas. There will be lots of livestock if they run out of humans.
They’re just good friends… honest.
Hamstring spasm…that’s all.
I’ve heard those often occur in close proximity to g-string spasms.
Yep, but Rothlessraper would likely contend that his g-string is in fact a lacy pink, rhinestone encrusted, jock strap.
jonesy: Yeah, like you know. This is why they’re called the “Stoolers!”
So, is the league going to fine him for breaching their (draconian) “no dry-humping outside the locker room” requirement?
Thank you for hating Rapistberger as much as me!!! The video is priceless
That’s so unfair! You butt rape ONE person, and all of the sudden you’re labelled a butt rapist!
I don’t know about Ben Roethlisberger but we ourselves are dyed in the wool regarding any smear campaigns. But i’ll say just for in case, like a famous emperor once said: The die is cast.
‘Alea jacta est’ just means there’s no turning back. Try to make sense next time, your whole post sounds like Google translated it.
what will rapistburger do if he wins the super bowl, go to disneyworld and rape minnie mouse?
Everyone in Dallas better lock up your daughters/wives/sister/girlfriends/moms/etc. because Big Ben Roethlisberger is coming to town and he’s gonna be celebrating. You know what that means…
You left out “farm animals”. Big Ben finally realized there’s little to no chance of them suing.
Lol@ little to no chance of suing.
:P
Yeah but he’s the one that’s going to have another Superbowl ring!!!
So y’all can kiss his ass!!!
would you like me to kiss his ass before or after he rapes my mother?
Your mother can’t be raped because she wants it!
And so does your sister!!!
The ring won’t matter when the Revelation comes…
yyyeAAAAAHHH….you can’t front on that!!!
FIRST… but who gives a shit?!
Football is just a social acceptable method for macho men and assorted tough guys to deal with latent homosexual urges. Sometimes the arousal becomes too much and BOOM! your athletic supporter wasn’t designed to contain a boner.
Speaking from experience??????
Damn yeah! What happens in the Madden Bus stays in the Madden bus.
By your name, I’d say you probably have experience being drunkenly raped in the bathroom. How did that work out for you???????
@John it’s TRUE – all you need to see is this clip of the reaction to the word “woodcock” by the cretins on the nfl network:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcwcjt6qcYs
Thank you YouTube standards for not allowing the ensuing chocolate choo-choo train to be seen.
Omg, he totally wipes a booger on him! That’s hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its not gay if you dont make eye contact
Ben and Whoopi both agree, it wasn’t rape rape, just rape.
new get-rich-quick scheme: sell rape whistles at the gate.
guess he could wait to get him in the shower
AFTER LEADING THE ALMIGHTY STEELERS TO THEIR RECORD TYING 8TH SUPERBOWL, I THINK THE WHOLE CITY WAS READY TO HUMP HIM!!!
GO STEELERS!!!!
Leading??? He didn’t do SHIT in the 2nd half. He’s lucky the D is there to cover his ass!!! Overrated meathead rapist.
Were you watching the same game as we were???? Lucky my Ass!!
No matter, Clay Matthews III and B.J. Raji will make The Rapist pay on behalf of women everywhere. Go Pack Go!
You go pack!!!
The women we’re asking for it. Just like with the Favre shit.
Women: Successfully slowly wussifying men since the 60′s
This really isn’t surprising. We’re talking about a large group of overly macho-men who get sweaty and shower together on a regular basis, touch each other’s butts after a good play, and – of course – put on tights and pile on top of each other and call it a sport. Is this simulated anal sex in the middle of the field REALLY that surprising? Come on, people. Baseball, hockey…even basketball…I can handle. The NFL is pure garbage. And by “garbage” I mean “garbage with occasional public displays of repressed homosexual urges”.
Good game boys. Let’s hit the showers. Do you need help taking off your fat-man tights? My cup just got smaller.
Well I liked the way he did it though he should have given him head.