‘I’m About to Get Butt Raped, Aren’t I?’

Last night, the Pittsburgh Steelers essentially cornered the drunk New York Jets in a club restroom and sort of “blacked out” for a minute. And while the championship game had numerous highlights, including Mark Sanchez wiping a booger on his teammate, nothing stood out more than Rashard Mendenhall celebrating the Steelers’ victory by essentially ambushing Ben Roethlisberger and dry-humping him in the butt. Because that’s exactly what that guy needed. A viral video of mock rape as literally 80% of America filmed their televisions with their phones and uploaded it to YouTube. If there was a list of things Ben Roethlisberger needed to not happen yesterday, I’m pretty sure that was at the top, just below hearing a woman say “no.”

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