Here are conveniently ass-free shots of Kim Kardashian dressed up as Princess Jasmine and Snow White over the weekend that she posted to her blog today. At this time, I’d like to apologize to young girls reading the site who are just now finding out that men will only pay attention to them if they’re scantily clad and sporting giant cans. But in my defense, who better to bring that message home than the magic of Disney? Take it away, Tink in a thong! (Am I the only one seeing her?)
Photos: Kim Kardashian
asdf | November 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm
First?
biff | November 2, 2009 at 4:56 pm
i will eat her ass
The Listener | November 2, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Not bad. Pretty girl. Cute outfit. Nice breasts.
richard | November 2, 2009 at 5:02 pm
bitch does a good princess jasmine, I’ll give her that
ttyfk | November 2, 2009 at 5:04 pm
hellz yah! I’d motorboat it! wbwbwbwbwbwwbwbwb!!!
tessa | November 2, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I think she looks good.
Suck It Trebek | November 2, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I still think the one that looks like chewbacca is hotter in the face. Lets take that ones face, put it on THIS ones body, and make a perfect woman. Oh also, can we use shakiras ass instead of this ones?
beef | November 2, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I was trying to come up with something pithy and plucky, but my brain was far to busy thinking about all the terrible terrible things I’d love to do to Jasmine.
she is beautiful | November 2, 2009 at 5:09 pm
she looks great – a lot of people don’t like her – but… she is very very pretty – no resemblance whatsoever to chewbacca. sorry, not see’in it.
sin | November 2, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Its her sister that we refer to as Chewbacca or Sasquatch.
It looks like those tits got bigger. Anything to offset that deformed ass of hers.
Apezilla | November 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Now here’s a look that Kim can really pull off…..my second and third wish would involve her dropping by and taking a ride on my magic carpet muncher
woohoo!
Apezilla | November 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Now here’s a look that Kim can really pull off…..my second and third wish would involve her dropping by and taking a ride on my magic carpet muncher
woohoo!
Cristobal | November 2, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I like her.
Aw | November 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm
@9 Khloe is Chewbacca, and you’d be retarded not to see the resemblance. Aside from her ass, I don’t think anyone condemns her looks, it’s the fact that her and her sisters are useless piles of garbage. They’re on the same level of celebrity status as Paris Hilton. There’s something to be proud of.
Stef | November 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm
She does make a good Jasmine. She’s still a tool, though.
Bow Wow | November 2, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Princess Jasmine does not have a penis…..
See Alice | November 2, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I cant get past the circus freakish humongus deformed ass .
shitting condoms | November 2, 2009 at 5:40 pm
she is worthless garbage but my god she is gorgeous…i would say even physically perfect
Jesus. | November 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Why is the bumblebee girl shoeless? She’s also VERY cute!
Anon | November 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm
The Snow White costume is hot. The Jasmine not so much. I agree Kim is hot but she is still a sperm dumpster.
Enrique | November 2, 2009 at 5:54 pm
These pics look like a behind the scenes look at porn versions of Disney movies.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | November 2, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I am mildly in favour of these images.
Georgeo | November 2, 2009 at 5:59 pm
What a lardass. Nice job of using a push up bra to make those sag bags look decent.
ooooMy | November 2, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Call me old fashioned but Jenna Elfman from Accidently on Purpose has been looking stellar these days, without plastic surgery. I’d take her over Kim any day of the week!
oJAEflo | November 2, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Man, if SHE turned up at the Halloween show I went to Saturday, I’d have been a few feet from her virtually at all times.
Instromizer | November 2, 2009 at 6:01 pm
In my pervfessional opinion, KK’s Princess Jasmine is identical to the Princess Jasmine who boffed me — on a flying carpet no less, people! — in my wet dream last night. But why no dorsal view? This is a cardboard cutout, that’s why.
AtomicCoffee | November 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Sigh.
What a whore.
Antonio | November 2, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I just “rejoiced” all over my keyboard
She is gorgeous | November 2, 2009 at 6:31 pm
She’s not white enough to be snow white, but she sure as hell looks a lot like Jasmine! It’s almost like the cartoon predicted her coming! Very pretty woman.
Ass | November 2, 2009 at 6:36 pm
she is looking hotter than usual!!
The Listener | November 2, 2009 at 6:38 pm
#19. The bumblebee girl is one of Kim’s little sisters.
I agree that Kim does resemble Jasmine alot. It makes sense. Jasmine’s Arabian and Kim’s of Armenian descent. The cartoon character and Kim are from the same region of the world.
ktulu | November 2, 2009 at 6:51 pm
what a dumb whore. I can’t believe people like this annoying, putty faced pig.
M Edwards | November 2, 2009 at 6:54 pm
If that doesn’t bring boys back to Disnet nothing will
whyyyy | November 2, 2009 at 6:56 pm
why won’t she die. act of god, act of homeless shanking, anything
Turd the third | November 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
From the front she looks great. She can suck on the pyramid in my pants. However, its a shame she needs a trailer to hold her ass up. I guess that makes her look a bit more like a tanker truck.
Nina | November 2, 2009 at 6:59 pm
The amount of plastic surgery done to her face is gross.
Rod | November 2, 2009 at 7:05 pm
she is *so* fucking hot. i’d ride her magic carpet and let her charm my snake any day.
supersocco | November 2, 2009 at 7:05 pm
whachyou talkin bout plastic surgery?
Elk | November 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
This is a dream come true for me and I think I speak for every man looking at these pictures.
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | November 2, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I wonder if she dresses up like that for Reggie, then he pisses all over her and yells racial Armenian slurs?
Amaranth | November 2, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I would juice her all night long
Iujuu | November 2, 2009 at 7:33 pm
come on, are you blind? she’s gorgeus!! i’m not a lesbian but i really like this girl
jim eh | November 2, 2009 at 7:39 pm
What a surprise, a middle eastern looking chick dressed as a middle eastern chick, wow, original.
say good night to the Rough guy! | November 2, 2009 at 7:48 pm
This is ridiculous! im not looking, my head hurts….
Mr Fleshlight | November 2, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Awesome jugs…
She's a mud pig | November 2, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I’m sure this is exactly what Disney was going for. Absolutely. I guess it never occurred to the disgusting leg spread slutty whore that taking a family friendly character like Jasmine & turning her into one of the “hookers at the point” would have a bad effect on young girls. No, this attention whoring slut is all about herself. I wonder if, like human toilet FATASSian here, Jasmine liked to fuck only black guys, liked getting fucked in the ass & liked dudes pissing in her face…
Pet Society Help | November 2, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Disney princess that like taking it up the by fellow semi popular african americans.
AmericanWhiteTrash | November 2, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Shit society will worship shit..
dvd | November 2, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Her face isn’t much to look at but her body is nice..her sisters are like what 15 and they look like tramps wow very classy way to raise your daughters….
Elaine | November 2, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Did anyone else notice the line that goes across her stomach, about 2 inches below her belly button? It kind of looks like a tummy tuck scar. Probably just a mark from pants, but hey, why not point out flaws. This site is called The Superficial for a reason.