I’ll Fight Anyone Who Doesn’t Think Michelle Pfeiffer Looks Incredible For Her Age And Other News

May 10th, 2012 // 35 Comments

- The cast of Desperate Housewives is apparently cheap as fuck. [Dlisted]

- Redheads are torches now. Or something. Boobs, this link has boobs. [theCHIVE]

- Cameron Diaz might be getting Fassbent as we speak. [Lainey Gossip]

- The E-Trade Baby is now the E-Trade kindergartener. [BuzzFeed]

- Nina Dobrev is really flexible making her the perfect pet detective’s assistant. [Popoholic]

- Kelly Bensimon swimsuit photos. Whee? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Britney Spears is officially signed to X-Factor. [TooFab]

- Carmen Electra bikini photos. WHEEEEEE!! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Anna Faris is pregnant. [Starpulse]

- It’s Gangster Baby Goose, everybody. [FilmDrunk]

- Dr. Phil got T.O. on stage with three of his baby mamas. [Bleacher Report]

- Toddlers & Tiara is officially trying to summon Satan now. That’s all there is to it. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Michelle Pfieffer Cleavage Dark Shadows UK Premiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Fifty-four. According to my top secret internet sources she’s 54.
    Not bad at all. No big tats or evidence of a ludicrous boob job. Well done Michelle.
    Please don’t ruin this illusion by posting pics of her next week doing the Miami Beach bikini walk.

  2. Felonious Monkey

    Madonna, are you looking? This is how you look HOT over 50!

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      While you’re at it, Madonna, selling your soul to the devil never works, no matter what he’s offering. Trust me on this one.

  3. Josh

    Anna Faris… has not aged well.

  4. Marie

    Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger than Lindsay Lohan.

  5. stfu

    And you’ll lose, Fish.

  6. cc

    What’s incredible is her ass in the movie ‘Into the Night’.

    One of the most fapworthy asses you’ll see.

    • cc

      Speaking of which, if you see that movie (which you should, for a variety of reasons) check out the body on an actress called Kathryn Harrold…she hasn’t made too many movies, but when you see her in this you’ll realize she has one of the greatest natural bodies of all time.

  7. thespiral

    She is a beautiful woman at any age, no doubt. But look at her puffy face though – she’s got fillers out the ying-yang.

    She’s one of the more subtle ones, but I’m not loving this whole “chop up and inject the shit out of your face” trend. It’s getting to be this zero sum game where nobody’s allowed to look old anymore – just increasingly like creepy aliens.

    • Burt

      Yes, she does look like she’s had some injections, but I wonder if her face just looks puffier because she’s gained a bit of weight since when she was one of the most in-demand actresses.

  8. wb

    That’s the best looking 78 year old that I’ve ever seen.

  9. Michelle Pfieffer Cleavage Dark Shadows UK Premiere
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to add her as a facebook friend, because that’s the only way I would come close to poking her …

  10. Kate

    She looks incredible for someone at any age. 54? Wow. Gives me hope for when I’m that age.

  11. Scott

    You, too, can look incredible at 54 if you can afford a plastic surgeon, personal trainer, and dietician, like movie stars can.

    • Joaquin ingles

      Plastic surgeon maybe, but the personal trainer and dietitian thing is a fat chick excuse. Come on man, it’s not that hard to exercise and eat right.

  12. I’ll take her and Christie Brinkley in a granny fantasy three-way. Sorry Stephanie Seymour… You can only run the camera.

  13. El Jefe

    Michelle Pfeiffer is still delicious.

  14. kimmykimkim

    Michelle Pfeiffer is a fucking goddess regardless of her age.

  15. GrandDragon

    Two fried eggs hanging on a nail

  16. blah

    I don’t know her age, and I don’t care. Beautiful is beautiful at any age, and Michelle has always been incredibly beautiful.

    I don’t think she’s using fillers. If she is, well good for her; there’s nothing wrong with a little maintenance. I think that aside from hard work, eating clean and trying to eliminate stress in her life, she simply hit the genetic lottery. Think about it, she’s always been ridiculously hot without having to try. Good for her.

  17. Michelle Pfieffer Cleavage Dark Shadows UK Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep. I would.

  18. She looks OK in a good light or from a distance. If you use the zoom function, she’s got plenty of wrinkles. Still, better than a bad facelift.

    • Are you joking with this comment?! She’s 54, wrinkles happen. Zoom in that close on anybodies damn face no matter what age and it’s not going to be perfect…I just can’t even….

  19. Archie Leach

    Michelle Pfeiffer will always be my goddess!

  20. Pascalecake

    Why the qualifier “for her age” — she looks incredible, period! Thank you again, internet for reminding me that once I turn 30, no matter what I accomplish, I’m officially a write-off. Overcome your biology already, will you men? You’re missing out.

  21. Michelle Pfieffer Cleavage Dark Shadows UK Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    HA HA! They finally threw Rosie back into the stands where she belongs!

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