Playboy Playmate Iliana Fischer took in some chill time on the beach in Malibu. I’m not really familiar with her work so I scoped out her official website. Fortunately she’s attractive because, after watching a clip of her film Blind Passion, Iliana has the acting skills of a meatball sub – with boobs. However, she’s set to break out with a music video that looks like it was entirely shot in a parked car outside my apartment building – by Spencer Pratt. Wow, that was way over the line. My bad. Let me rephrase that: It was shot by a blind guy. See? I can be nice.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Woohoo! GO BEARS!
I don’t think she was an official playmate, but rather a “cyber girl” on playboy’s website, which is a step down from playmate. In this case a pretty big step I guess.
Needs to spend some time on the thighmaster and tone that huge butt.
Maybe shes all alone because she got that ugly dog her!!!
mmmm meatball sub with boobs
To me, she looks like Nicole Simpson who wasn’t that great looking either. Hope she never crosses OJs path. Or the “real” killers of his wife.
So that’s what Brook Hogan would look like as a woman, interesting
I watched the video, and he’s dead wrong with the meatball sub crack. She actually makes your average lunchtime sub treat look like Laurence Olivier.
I don’t know about her, but I’m from Arkansas, and I love to get a night alone with that doggy.
Yeah, she went to Cal. During our Efficient Algorithms and Intractable Problems class while the rest of our plebeian minds were working to the brink of implosion…not only had she already smoked us, but she would sit around and decipher Cypro-Minoan syllabary – for FUN!
Ok…so, uh, I kinda feel like an ass. Apparently, not only did she attend Berkeley, but she graduated with degrees in psychology and Spanish literature/poetry. And joined and performed jazz, ballet, and modern combinations with the Cal’s dance company.
Me? I like to consider drinking my way through Telegraph an extracurricular… And besides…TWO degrees is SO overrated anyways… yeah.
Wow, airbrushers are getting more and more talented nowadays. This chick was in Playboy?
Iliana really DID pose for Playboy and her photos were some of the most outstanding ones in the last several years …
to view them go here:
http://www.mycenterfolds.net/cyber/iliana-fischer/iliana43.html
When she is not modeling, Iliana likes to look the LEAST modelish as she possible can…it keeps her grounded,humble,down-to-earth and sane;and attracts less attention/haters to her in her day-to-day routine….she KNOWS that modeling/acting is ALL an illusion and likes to play BOTH SIDES and mess with everyone’s heads!!!!!!!!!!
THE JOKES ON YOU!
p.s. Afterall, she IS a Psychology major….mind games are her FORTE!
…and YES- SHE DID graduate from U.C. Berkeley. She made it through as a single mom of a two-year old daughter- WHILE she was on welfare…..
got two degrees: a major (Psychology)
a minor (Spanish literature/poetry)
she speaks several languages and lived in Milan,Italy for modeling AFTER motherhood,appearing in Baywatch, made several feature film straight-to-dvd or Cable appearances, other TV shows, a musicvideo;and THEN recorded and appeared in her OWN musicvideo and cd on Comcasts musicvideo channel….the cdance d is in spanish and english and is called “Caliente”.Her singles did great on dj clubcharts and got radioplay in Florida & the East coast…
she’s currently collaborating with hit reggaeton artist :Quba Libre on some songs….
so, if iliana looks alittle tired,rundown or outta-shape once-in-awhile in her candid paparazzi photos, she has GOOD REASON: SHE’S F-G EXHAUSTED!!!!
HOW BOUT YOU???????????/?????
SHE WAS JUST ON A WEBCAM SITE DOING SOME GUY LOL I HAVE PICS AND VID IF YOU WANT THEM! LMAO
SHE WAS JUST ON A WEBCAM SITE DOING SOME GUY LOL I HAVE PICS AND VID IF YOU WANT THEM! LMAO
CRISSY YOU KNOW HER? ASK HER ABOUT SUCKIN AND F–KIN SOME DUDE ON WEBCAM. HAHAHA EPIC I SAY
We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
@platinumprican We have not forgotten about you like you have forgotten the fact that your pregnancy news would eventually yield a child or your lies.
2 Months ago, which is approximately 8.6 weeks ago, you posted a video titled “FINAL STRETCH: 37 WEEKS & ALITTLE ABOUT BIRTH HYPNOSIS!”
Yet here we all are still waiting to catch a glimpse of your alleged child 45.6 weeks later.
Everyone viewing this blog may not be rocket scientist, but we are educated enough to know that The gestation period of a human, from time of conception to birth is approximately 9 months (266 days/38 Weeks). 9.5 months is calculated from the first day of the last menstrual period (280 days/40 Weeks).
most full-term babies will come between 37-42 weeks.
Ms Iliana Ketty Fischer, we checked with Sea World, Orlando and you are not one of the list of whales giving birth this year.
We checked with the African Safari Zoos and again to our surprise you are not one of the elephants giving birth next year.
Now you have proven to everyone watching this blog that you are a slimy, slithering, pathological liar. With this in mind we have sent word to our Anonymous brothers near the Swiss Alps.
They looked high and low for an Alpine black salamander. That looks like you.
An alpine black salamander is a viviparous amphibian which lives in the high altitude Swiss Alps. At altitudes above 4,600 feet, it’s gestation period can be up to 38 months. It bears two fully metamorphosed young.
You must feel like the luckiest parent in the world to be able to stay pregnant long enough so that when you do give birth you can just throw the child out at his/her’s first day of kindergarten class.
Ms Iliana Fischer how long are you going to keep up this masquerade, your friends all know you’re a liar.
Your family knows you’re a liar. Yes we have obtained statements from Eric and your other family members ;)
Your employers all think you’re a joke and a liar.
The people visiting this blog were all on your side at the beginning feeling that they found some poor victim they can identify with.
You should be abashed with yourself. All these women shared intimate personal emotions with you.
Your mental disorder of self-centeredness arising from failure to distinguish reality from fantasy is a smack to the face to the entire female species.
Your only view of these women is your own extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of your own talents and a craving for admiration.
The people who confided in you or those reading this blog have become victims of your falsifications, your lack of confidentiality and your lack of integrity.
Ms Iliana Ketty Fischer you are a walking “Liar Paradox.” You portray to show genuine common beliefs about truth and falsity with others, and when they really get to know you with time your actions and your lies actually lead to a contradiction. Your rants and raves you construct cannot consistently be assigned a truth value.
This is why We Anonymous exist in this world today. We exist to stop “Liar Paradox” from groups and individuals like you.
The other people reading this blog may have a ligitimate claim against the this guy.
You preyed upon their pain and suffering in order to create chaos within their already settled lives.
To those of you reading this blof Ms Iliana Ketty Fischer called us (Anonymous) out. After ignoring her taunts we had no choice but to step in.
We Anonymous are here for you now that Ms Iliana Ketty Fischer made fools of each and everyone of you.